Shawn E.'s definitions

Clash, The

the single most badass band ever

All bow to the Clash! Noone can step to London Calling, The Clash, Sandanista, and Combat Rock!

by Shawn E. April 16, 2003

Smugglenental

A special edition Lincoln Continental Executive Edition with a extremely spacious trunk made for smuggling things such as a load of coke or a friend who wants to skip school.

The only surfire way to never get busted for smuggling is by getting a Smugglenental.

by Shawn E. April 16, 2003

spork

THE single most versatile instrument to exist above, on, or below the surface of the earth.

It has the scooping ability of a spoon and the stabbing ability of a fork! It's a spork!

by Shawn E. April 16, 2003

crimethink

thought that is detrimental to the principals of Ingsoc. Not illegal, as there is no law, but always punished by death.

If you've never read 1984, consider yourself illiterate until you have read it.

by Shawn E. April 16, 2003

craptastic

the very opposite of fantastic; something with no redeeming value whatsoever

Getting castrated with a rusty spork is very craptastic.

by Shawn E. April 17, 2003

El Camino

best example of a cruck; vehicle which doesn't know if it wants to be a car or a truck

Steve's mullet really suits his El Camino SS.

by Shawn E. April 17, 2003

derp

word uttered by morons after they do something incredibly dumb, which will be often seeing as how they're morons.

Watch me hit myself with this running chainsaw.(Cuts his arm off). Owie, that hurt! DERP!

by Shawn E. April 17, 2003