Shawn E.'s definitions

ted nugent

Oh lighten up. Ted Nugent is a guitar master who happens to run a militia, that's all.

You can't grill it 'till you kill it.

by Shawn E. April 21, 2003

microsoft

The bane of civilization

Damn all other systems to hell for not being able to overtake Windows as the dominant OS on the market.

by Shawn E. May 2, 2003

rice rocket

Signs of a rice rocket:
1) Came with a 4 banger
2) Now "tricked" out
3) Uses laughing gas to go faster, which is ironic seeing as how the whole idea is a joke
4) Gay writing on the windshield. This is usually the drivers' name in Olde English (just in case they forgot their name during the run) or the brand of car they run (just in case you couldn't tell under all the body kits and stickers)
5) Gets smoked on the quarter-mile by an 80-year old Jewish woman driving a Continental.

Fast and the Furious was a good movie until I realized, to my horror, that I paid money to watch it.

by Shawn E. June 11, 2003

Madagascar

an island nation in Africa whose only useful contributions to the planet are lemur monkeys and Freddy Mercury.

Hello and welcomne to the Lemur Terminal of Freddy Mercury International Airport.

by Shawn E. April 23, 2003

real world

title picked by MTV to somehow foist the public into buying the concept that 7 strangers living in a house rent-free for months on end is somehow real.

Who drank my juice? I'll kill you all if I don't find out who drank my juice!

by Shawn E. July 14, 2003

Mad

acronym for Mutual Assured Destruction, a theory that states that a nation wouldn't begin a nuclear war because the opposing nation would destroy them in retaliation.

MAD may very well have saved all our asses from a nuclear holocaust on several occasions.

by Shawn E. November 6, 2003

Optimum Prime

a Transformer not to be confused with OPTIMUS Prime

Jackass.

by Shawn E. April 16, 2003