Shawn E.'s definitions

newspeak

Language introduced in George Orwell's classic, 1984.

Oldthink is crimethink. Doublethink is goodthink. Oldthinkers unbellyfeel Ingsoc.

by Shawn E. June 19, 2003

ted nugent

Oh lighten up. Ted Nugent is a guitar master who happens to run a militia, that's all.

You can't grill it 'till you kill it.

by Shawn E. April 21, 2003

Mad

acronym for Mutual Assured Destruction, a theory that states that a nation wouldn't begin a nuclear war because the opposing nation would destroy them in retaliation.

MAD may very well have saved all our asses from a nuclear holocaust on several occasions.

by Shawn E. November 6, 2003

check

a request for your bank to transfer funds to the bank of the store/person/hooker you gave the check to.

Jerry Springer paid a hooker with a check. Maybe he was on to something.

by Shawn E. June 23, 2003

NHL 94

The best sports game ever. No fancy graphics. No button combinations. Just goalies that will disrespect you until you do "The Move".

NHL 94 and the Sonic games up to Sonic and Knuckles are the sole reason to still own a Genesis.

by Shawn E. April 18, 2003

rice rocket

Signs of a rice rocket:
1) Came with a 4 banger
2) Now "tricked" out
3) Uses laughing gas to go faster, which is ironic seeing as how the whole idea is a joke
4) Gay writing on the windshield. This is usually the drivers' name in Olde English (just in case they forgot their name during the run) or the brand of car they run (just in case you couldn't tell under all the body kits and stickers)
5) Gets smoked on the quarter-mile by an 80-year old Jewish woman driving a Continental.

Fast and the Furious was a good movie until I realized, to my horror, that I paid money to watch it.

by Shawn E. June 11, 2003

Madagascar

an island nation in Africa whose only useful contributions to the planet are lemur monkeys and Freddy Mercury.

Hello and welcomne to the Lemur Terminal of Freddy Mercury International Airport.

by Shawn E. April 23, 2003