Shawn E.'s definitions

K2

second-highest mountain on Earth; named in the 19th century by unimaginative British cartographers.

I've got nothin'.

by Shawn E. June 23, 2003

fox news

horrible news channel that is always in a pissing contest against liberals.

We distort, you comply.

by Shawn E. May 2, 2003

newspeak

Language introduced in George Orwell's classic, 1984.

Oldthink is crimethink. Doublethink is goodthink. Oldthinkers unbellyfeel Ingsoc.

by Shawn E. June 19, 2003

real world

title picked by MTV to somehow foist the public into buying the concept that 7 strangers living in a house rent-free for months on end is somehow real.

Who drank my juice? I'll kill you all if I don't find out who drank my juice!

by Shawn E. July 14, 2003

crimethink

thought that is detrimental to the principals of Ingsoc. Not illegal, as there is no law, but always punished by death.

If you've never read 1984, consider yourself illiterate until you have read it.

by Shawn E. April 16, 2003

altamont

town and raceway made infamous by the 1969 free concert by the Rolling Stones, WHO HIRED THE HELL'S ANGELS TO PROVIDE SECURITY. Needless to say, shit got frantic and a kid died.

Smooth move dumbass. Tip 1 when planning a concert: DON'T HIRE BIKERS WHO WANT TO GANGRAPE YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE YOU BLEED TO DEATH FROM STAB WOUNDS AS SECURITY GAURDS.

by Shawn E. November 12, 2003

hal

short for HAL 9000, the killer computer from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Some Dude: I'm gonna wrtie a better definition, HAL.
Me: I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

by Shawn E. June 23, 2003