Shawn E.'s definitions

Clash, The

the single most badass band ever

All bow to the Clash! Noone can step to London Calling, The Clash, Sandanista, and Combat Rock!

by Shawn E. April 16, 2003

Windows ME

The most God-awful OS a hard drive will ever be subject to. Any hard drive worth the silicon in its circuits will commit suicide uponbeing asked to hold this operating system within it.

Thank you computer. You crashed, saving my eyes from the blinding crappiness that is Windows ME.

by Shawn E. April 15, 2003

newspeak

Language introduced in George Orwell's classic, 1984.

Oldthink is crimethink. Doublethink is goodthink. Oldthinkers unbellyfeel Ingsoc.

by Shawn E. June 19, 2003

ted nugent

Oh lighten up. Ted Nugent is a guitar master who happens to run a militia, that's all.

You can't grill it 'till you kill it.

by Shawn E. April 21, 2003

crimethink

thought that is detrimental to the principals of Ingsoc. Not illegal, as there is no law, but always punished by death.

If you've never read 1984, consider yourself illiterate until you have read it.

by Shawn E. April 16, 2003

altamont

town and raceway made infamous by the 1969 free concert by the Rolling Stones, WHO HIRED THE HELL'S ANGELS TO PROVIDE SECURITY. Needless to say, shit got frantic and a kid died.

Smooth move dumbass. Tip 1 when planning a concert: DON'T HIRE BIKERS WHO WANT TO GANGRAPE YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE YOU BLEED TO DEATH FROM STAB WOUNDS AS SECURITY GAURDS.

by Shawn E. November 12, 2003

Ringo

expendable member of a group or band

Proof that Ringo was expendable; John had a good solo career, Paul had a good solo career, George had a good solo career, Ringo? Mr. Conductor and Wakko?!

by Shawn E. April 28, 2003