KaZaA

ad and spyware
Quit whining and use Kazaa Lite if you don't want spyware. I swear, you moan and groan about spyware but don't do anything about it. Don't use Kazaa. Use Kazaa Lite.
by Shawn E. June 11, 2003
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Madagascar

an island nation in Africa whose only useful contributions to the planet are lemur monkeys and Freddy Mercury.
Hello and welcomne to the Lemur Terminal of Freddy Mercury International Airport.
by Shawn E. April 23, 2003
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check

a request for your bank to transfer funds to the bank of the store/person/hooker you gave the check to.
Jerry Springer paid a hooker with a check. Maybe he was on to something.
by Shawn E. June 23, 2003
mugGet the checkmug.

rice rocket

Signs of a rice rocket:
1) Came with a 4 banger
2) Now "tricked" out
3) Uses laughing gas to go faster, which is ironic seeing as how the whole idea is a joke
4) Gay writing on the windshield. This is usually the drivers' name in Olde English (just in case they forgot their name during the run) or the brand of car they run (just in case you couldn't tell under all the body kits and stickers)
5) Gets smoked on the quarter-mile by an 80-year old Jewish woman driving a Continental.
Fast and the Furious was a good movie until I realized, to my horror, that I paid money to watch it.
by Shawn E. June 11, 2003
mugGet the rice rocketmug.

real world

title picked by MTV to somehow foist the public into buying the concept that 7 strangers living in a house rent-free for months on end is somehow real.
Who drank my juice? I'll kill you all if I don't find out who drank my juice!
by Shawn E. July 14, 2003
mugGet the real worldmug.

NOS

term used for a nitrous oxide setup in a rice rocket, which is ironic seeing as how laughing gas is being used in a joke of a car.
I bought a Civic and bought NOS and put my name on the windshield in Olde English. I'm so original! Derrderrderrderrderrderrderrderrderr!
by Shawn E. June 11, 2003
mugGet the NOSmug.

Mad

acronym for Mutual Assured Destruction, a theory that states that a nation wouldn't begin a nuclear war because the opposing nation would destroy them in retaliation.
MAD may very well have saved all our asses from a nuclear holocaust on several occasions.
by Shawn E. November 06, 2003
mugGet the Madmug.