Shawn E.'s definitions

Mad

acronym for Mutual Assured Destruction, a theory that states that a nation wouldn't begin a nuclear war because the opposing nation would destroy them in retaliation.

MAD may very well have saved all our asses from a nuclear holocaust on several occasions.

by Shawn E. November 6, 2003

fox news

horrible news channel that is always in a pissing contest against liberals.

We distort, you comply.

by Shawn E. May 2, 2003

K2

second-highest mountain on Earth; named in the 19th century by unimaginative British cartographers.

I've got nothin'.

by Shawn E. June 23, 2003

Fast and the Furious

movie I'll watch but never buy or rent with my own money.

The movie's alright as long as you're watching for free so you don't have to beat yourself up over the transparent plot.

by Shawn E. June 24, 2003

Clash, The

the single most badass band ever

All bow to the Clash! Noone can step to London Calling, The Clash, Sandanista, and Combat Rock!

by Shawn E. April 16, 2003

Windows ME

The most God-awful OS a hard drive will ever be subject to. Any hard drive worth the silicon in its circuits will commit suicide uponbeing asked to hold this operating system within it.

Thank you computer. You crashed, saving my eyes from the blinding crappiness that is Windows ME.

by Shawn E. April 15, 2003

KaZaA

ad and spyware

Quit whining and use Kazaa Lite if you don't want spyware. I swear, you moan and groan about spyware but don't do anything about it. Don't use Kazaa. Use Kazaa Lite.

by Shawn E. June 11, 2003