Shawn E.'s definitions

Clash, The

the single most badass band ever

All bow to the Clash! Noone can step to London Calling, The Clash, Sandanista, and Combat Rock!

by Shawn E. April 16, 2003

Windows ME

The most God-awful OS a hard drive will ever be subject to. Any hard drive worth the silicon in its circuits will commit suicide uponbeing asked to hold this operating system within it.

Thank you computer. You crashed, saving my eyes from the blinding crappiness that is Windows ME.

by Shawn E. April 15, 2003

KaZaA

ad and spyware

Quit whining and use Kazaa Lite if you don't want spyware. I swear, you moan and groan about spyware but don't do anything about it. Don't use Kazaa. Use Kazaa Lite.

by Shawn E. June 11, 2003

Fast and the Furious

movie I'll watch but never buy or rent with my own money.

The movie's alright as long as you're watching for free so you don't have to beat yourself up over the transparent plot.

by Shawn E. June 24, 2003

microsoft

The bane of civilization

Damn all other systems to hell for not being able to overtake Windows as the dominant OS on the market.

by Shawn E. May 2, 2003

Ringo

expendable member of a group or band

Proof that Ringo was expendable; John had a good solo career, Paul had a good solo career, George had a good solo career, Ringo? Mr. Conductor and Wakko?!

by Shawn E. April 28, 2003

newspeak

Language introduced in George Orwell's classic, 1984.

Oldthink is crimethink. Doublethink is goodthink. Oldthinkers unbellyfeel Ingsoc.

by Shawn E. June 19, 2003