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Shawn E.'s definitions

Fast and the Furious

movie I'll watch but never buy or rent with my own money.
The movie's alright as long as you're watching for free so you don't have to beat yourself up over the transparent plot.
by Shawn E. June 24, 2003
mugGet the Fast and the Furiousmug.

fox news

horrible news channel that is always in a pissing contest against liberals.
We distort, you comply.
by Shawn E. May 2, 2003
mugGet the fox newsmug.

American Dream

the ideal American life as fed by the media; 2.3 children, white picket fences surrounding a split-level house with a dog and a cat, and a station wagon or a minivan to take the kids to sports practice; impossible by its' nature
"The reason it's called the American Dream is you have to be asleep to believe it." -- George Carlin
by Shawn E. April 26, 2003
mugGet the American Dreammug.

El Camino

best example of a cruck; vehicle which doesn't know if it wants to be a car or a truck
Steve's mullet really suits his El Camino SS.
by Shawn E. April 17, 2003
mugGet the El Caminomug.

newspeak

Language introduced in George Orwell's classic, 1984.
Oldthink is crimethink. Doublethink is goodthink. Oldthinkers unbellyfeel Ingsoc.
by Shawn E. June 19, 2003
mugGet the newspeakmug.

ted nugent

Oh lighten up. Ted Nugent is a guitar master who happens to run a militia, that's all.
You can't grill it 'till you kill it.
by Shawn E. April 21, 2003
mugGet the ted nugentmug.

real world

title picked by MTV to somehow foist the public into buying the concept that 7 strangers living in a house rent-free for months on end is somehow real.
Who drank my juice? I'll kill you all if I don't find out who drank my juice!
by Shawn E. July 14, 2003
mugGet the real worldmug.

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