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Me- You'll never believe what Lil Kurt did today!
Evil Tim- What did he do? Did he try to marry a donkey again?
Me- No, it's even more idiotic than that... the boy tried to launch himself into orbit by supergluing some Roman Candles to his butt! He's in the hospital now for severe rectal burns.
Evil Tim- Man, he's dumber than a sack of dirty underwear...
Evil Tim- What did he do? Did he try to marry a donkey again?
Me- No, it's even more idiotic than that... the boy tried to launch himself into orbit by supergluing some Roman Candles to his butt! He's in the hospital now for severe rectal burns.
Evil Tim- Man, he's dumber than a sack of dirty underwear...
by Shawn B. January 15, 2007
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A Normal type Pokemon; Scratch Cat species. It likes to collect coins and round items. It evolves into Persian at Level 28. (?)
by Shawn B. October 23, 2003
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Get the Beyonce mug.One who absconds their heart and soul just to get cold hard cash, only to end up lower and even more poor than before when they blow it all on useless stuff and hookers.
Tyson...the fool blew about $2 million on pet tigers when he could have paid for someone's college education.
by Shawn B. August 17, 2003
Get the sell-out mug.What happens when you do the following all in one day:
1. Kick the Sandman in his stuff.
2. Tell a soccer momher baby is ugly.
3. Find the fattest, meanest police officer and call him a donut-scarfing pig.
4. Drink some hydrofluoric acid and eat some urinal cakes afterwards.
5. Shove a guinea pig, a boa constrictor, and a Shellder up your butt.
6. Floss your teeth with Richard Simmon's thong.
7. Superglue yourself to a giant rhinoceros who is running directly towards a tar pit.
Don't worry; loos and death only happens if you do all this in the order listed...even though if you do 4 and 7, you'll still die anyway.
1. Kick the Sandman in his stuff.
2. Tell a soccer momher baby is ugly.
3. Find the fattest, meanest police officer and call him a donut-scarfing pig.
4. Drink some hydrofluoric acid and eat some urinal cakes afterwards.
5. Shove a guinea pig, a boa constrictor, and a Shellder up your butt.
6. Floss your teeth with Richard Simmon's thong.
7. Superglue yourself to a giant rhinoceros who is running directly towards a tar pit.
Don't worry; loos and death only happens if you do all this in the order listed...even though if you do 4 and 7, you'll still die anyway.
by Shawn B. May 9, 2003
Get the loos and death mug.A catch-22 of sorts. Basically, it means that something counterintuitive to common sense's dictations could be potentially true as well....or in layman's terms, a no-win situation.
by Shawn B. June 27, 2003
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