Shawn B.'s definitions

Fire Type Pokemon

Pokemon using fire-based attacks. They are strong against Steel, Grass, Ice, and Bug type Pokemon and weak against Water, Rock, and Ground type Pokemon.

Flareon
Vulpix
Charmander
Cindaquil

by Shawn B. October 24, 2003

catch-22

One of the best books ever written...a novel based on WWII written by Joseph Heller.

The previous entry had a better example...go read theirs ^

by Shawn B. June 14, 2003

broken condom

How Half my classmates got here.

Lil Kurt's dad used one....and he regrets it every day!

by Shawn B. April 17, 2003

fake Christian

A person who acts in a disgustingly sanctimonious manner one minute and acts like a total ho the next. Can be said of both genders and all races.

Hoochie Girl...one minute, she's rattling off Bible verses; the next, she's trying to shake her stretch mark-laden backside in any and every guys face.

by Shawn B. October 28, 2003

Fred Flintstone

A man pitifully out of touch with modern life, especially with how to treat his significant other.

Fat Lazy Piece of Crap-Get me a beer and and make me a sandwich!
Chick who Goes with Him-Go get them yourself, you fat tub of goo! I'm busy!

by Shawn B. April 30, 2003

kidz bop

The soccer mom's attempt to make most of today's music suitable for young children. This leads to butchering good songs or making crappy ones even worse. These travesties of music are commonly advertised on Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon and are sold on CDs and tapes to unwitting customers.

No one really likes kidz bop; they just pretend to so the producers won't kill them and feed them to their pot-bellied pigs.

by Shawn B. June 6, 2003

9/12/01

The day the 'wannabe patriots' decided that they love America too.

On 9/10/01, hardly anybody had a US flag hanging on their house or stuck on their car window. When 9/12/01 rolled around, everyone had flags or bumpers stickers saying, 'God Bless America'.

by Shawn B. May 2, 2003