Shawn B.'s definitions

has-been

One who used to be famous/popular, but isn't anymore. Used to descride singers, dancers, supermodels, etc.

Most Hollywood has-beens are often seen on late-night TV, hawking cheap products that break 0.000000000000000000005 seconds after you get them.

by Shawn B. May 22, 2003

wind-up doll

A kid who has to constantly 'perform' in school, extra-curricular activities, etc., just to keep their parents off their backs. These same kids are also expected to just take it (it being everything they go through), instead of venting their frustration or weariness aloud and be seen as a whiner or emotional lazy brat. A wind-up doll's parents often claim to push their kids into activities to help their grades/improve chances of getting into a good college, but are reluctant to let the poor tyke relax before he/she snaps a la Mariah Carey. Wind-up dolls either run away, go insane and take out a few people with them, or just ice themselves. (Anything to escape having to be Mommy's or Daddy's little circus clown, huh?)

Most soccer moms' children are, in fact wind-up dolls.

by Shawn B. June 21, 2003

Space-Cadet

Someone who just spaces out all the time, usually when they should be doing something productive instead.

I was a Space-Cadet in history class, so I missed all the assignments and I'm going fail this stupid course!

by Shawn B. April 2, 2003

Yusuke Urameshi

Main character of Yuu Yuu Hakusho; a little ghetto boy who gets hit by a car so that another little boy can live. He meets up with Botan, the Grim Reaper, who eventually hepls him come back to life. Once he's alive again, Yusuke becomes a Spirit Detective, helping Botan and Koenma find bad guys from other worlds.

Yusuke is the only ghetto boy I like...

by Shawn B. November 2, 2003

Meat and Potatoes

Tasty food, unlike the crap they serve in high school cafeterias eveywhere.

Fat Tub Of Goo- Gimme some meat and potatoes

by Shawn B. April 2, 2003

nimrod

a stupid person ( see dingus)

The guy next door to my cousin is a total nimrod.

by Shawn B. March 30, 2003

idiotspeak

A sorry excuse for speech cultivated by teenagers, haxors, and rap/hip-hop artists. Also known as Ebonics or Modern Slang.

Idiotspeak consists of disgusting phrases/words such as:
hizzle
ur
shorty
bizatch
holidae inn
right thurr (?)
nizzle
anything with -izzle on the end
dimebag
gimme what you got for a porkchop
any of Jay-Z's or Ja Rule's recent travesties against music
whoady
finna
fin to
we be
I is
you is

by Shawn B. November 28, 2003