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leg-humper

Someone who is always hugging somebody or sitting on their lap, especially if they are petty, anal-retentive, and a control freak. See Ellen; usually a spoiled brat.
This girl in my French class is a leg-humper.
by Shawn B. April 3, 2003
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The Parrot of R&B

Ja Rule and The Parrot of R&B make a good couple because both of them make lame music....if you can call the latter's trite BS 'music'!
by Shawn B. August 9, 2003
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Flash

HM 05 of the Pokemon games; it lights up dark areas (like caves), and in battle reduces your foe's accuracy.
Flash is a Normal type attack; it can be taught to nearly every Pokemon
by Shawn B. October 23, 2003
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the greatest being in the world

Everyone should know this one, regardless of their religion.....
The greatest being in the world lives in churches, temples, mosques, cathedrals, anywhere you can imagine...
by Shawn B. May 7, 2003
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Normal-type Pokemon

Pokemon that have no specific strengths/advantages over other types and are weak against Fighting and Ghost Pokemon.
Meowth
Pidgey
Snubble
Hoothoot
Jigglypuff
by Shawn B. October 23, 2003
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Pretentious Sediddy Dyke

A spadge (see Ratchetboo definition) who thinks she runs everything and acts as if she's queen of the world.
My ex's sister-in-law is one.
by Shawn B. May 22, 2003
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Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell

A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to TTHS. Basically, any security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.
Me: Oh, what a lovely day, la la la la...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...
by Shawn B. January 15, 2007
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