Shawn B.'s definitions

Drunk Budgie Ballet

See The Dance of the Drunken Parakeet for definition.

Every time I even look at her cage, Polly does the Drunk Budgie Ballet.

by Shawn B. December 6, 2003

glop

Cafeteria food, especially that found in high schools whose districts are dirt poor. *Sneeze *TTHS*Sneeze*

Don't eat food that goes glop, even if it resembles pizza or beef stew..

by Shawn B. May 27, 2003

fried chicken

Fattening and delicious; goes well with BBQ sauce, ketchup, and macaroni and cheese.
(Oh, the losers who wrote the first and third definitions like to =====D O:, :P(_*_), and :O (_*_)each other!!)

Fried chicken is good, but you can get fat if you eat too much of it.

by Shawn B. June 2, 2003

wind-up doll

A kid who has to constantly 'perform' in school, extra-curricular activities, etc., just to keep their parents off their backs. These same kids are also expected to just take it (it being everything they go through), instead of venting their frustration or weariness aloud and be seen as a whiner or emotional lazy brat. A wind-up doll's parents often claim to push their kids into activities to help their grades/improve chances of getting into a good college, but are reluctant to let the poor tyke relax before he/she snaps a la Mariah Carey. Wind-up dolls either run away, go insane and take out a few people with them, or just ice themselves. (Anything to escape having to be Mommy's or Daddy's little circus clown, huh?)

Most soccer moms' children are, in fact wind-up dolls.

by Shawn B. June 21, 2003

Water-type Pokemon

A Pokemon who has an advantage over Fire, Ground,and Rock-type Pokemon while being weak against Grass and Electric-type Pokemon.

Shellder
Squirtle
Starmie
Magikarp
Seaking
Vaporeon

by Shawn B. October 23, 2003

Cerebral Poison

Disney channel.

Anything with those Olsen girls in it is cerebral poisoning!

by Shawn B. April 3, 2003

has-been

One who used to be famous/popular, but isn't anymore. Used to descride singers, dancers, supermodels, etc.

Most Hollywood has-beens are often seen on late-night TV, hawking cheap products that break 0.000000000000000000005 seconds after you get them.

by Shawn B. May 22, 2003