Shawn B.'s definitions

Hater

A person that is not happy for someone else's success.
Alternative pronunciation: h8t-er

Stop being a hater just because Shawn has a good job, a sexy husband and a slammin' ride...while you're still in the ghetto with the 12 kids you had by 12 different men.

by Shawn B. March 29, 2003

frag

To be out of luck, screwed.

If I fail this test, I'm fragged.

by Shawn B. March 31, 2003

ashanti

Possessor of freakishly large sideburns and the annoying catch phrase, 'ooh, baby, baby...'. She has no true talent; she just sings the hooks on every song made by Ja Rule or the person whose arm she's currently latched onto in the music business.

Hark! I am Ashanti, spouter of crappy hooks, bearer of huge sideburns, possessor of no talent whatsoever! Kneel before me and buy Murder Pink's latest travesties against music...

by Shawn B. June 18, 2003

Mongolian Chicken

A food so delicious it almost makes you scream for joy. It's a kind of chinese food!

I love Mongolian Chicken; it takes me to my happy place!

by Shawn B. May 15, 2003

Flash

HM 05 of the Pokemon games; it lights up dark areas (like caves), and in battle reduces your foe's accuracy.

Flash is a Normal type attack; it can be taught to nearly every Pokemon

by Shawn B. October 23, 2003

Pretentious Sediddy Dyke

A spadge (see Ratchetboo definition) who thinks she runs everything and acts as if she's queen of the world.

My ex's sister-in-law is one.

by Shawn B. May 22, 2003

Moon Stone

An object from the Pokemon games that helps certain Pokemon evolve.

Nidorino + Moon Stone= Nidoking
Clefairy + Moon Stone= Clefable
Jigglypuff + Moon Stone= Wigglytuff

by Shawn B. October 19, 2003