Shawn B.'s definitions

The UrbanParadox

Basically, The UrbanParadox states that most sex/violence/racism/ related defintions get higher votes than those that are informative/jokes/non-controversial.

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by Shawn B. October 20, 2003

hamtaro

Anime show most beloved by soccer moms and little kids.

My three-year old cousin likes to watch hamtaro.

by Shawn B. April 4, 2003

bouncybouncy

Big beautiful butt.

Jeremy's butt goes bouncybouncy every time he walks down the hall.

by Shawn B. April 14, 2003

to call them as one sees them

A statement meaning that one is not recalcitrant about speaking his/her/its mind.

Me- Shandeekinia is an idiot.

RatchetBoo- That's harsh, Shawn.

Me- But she's 29 years old and still in Pre-Algebra! The only thing she can do is get laid and back that fat, flabby thing up into a 50-Cent wannabe's face.

RatchetBoo- Well, you certainly call them as you see them, missy :P

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

fishlips

A person with huge lips that jut out from their mouth, resembling those of a fish.

Mr. X has fishlips; every time he kisses his wife, he washes her face:p

by Shawn B. July 14, 2003

rebel

Somebody who deliberately breaks the rules just so everyone else thinks its cool; usually seen getting high in an abandoned washroom/broom closet or at the mall.

That rebel's trying too hard: he should just start back dressing like a Backstreet Boys reject.

by Shawn B. May 2, 2003

fart-chirps

The farting, chirp-like sounds that are made by parakeets when they talk to one another. May often include clicks or squeaks as well.

Frenchie and Mr. Cheeks always do their little fart-chirps at night; it's funny to listen to while I'm studying or doing my toenails (if this doesn't prove once and for all that I'm FEMALE, I don't know what will!). Plus it's more original than the crap 50 spews out over the radio.

by Shawn B. December 12, 2003