Shawn B.'s definitions

fried chicken

Fattening and delicious; goes well with BBQ sauce, ketchup, and macaroni and cheese.
(Oh, the losers who wrote the first and third definitions like to =====D O:, :P(_*_), and :O (_*_)each other!!)

Fried chicken is good, but you can get fat if you eat too much of it.

by Shawn B. June 2, 2003

to call them as one sees them

A statement meaning that one is not recalcitrant about speaking his/her/its mind.

Me- Shandeekinia is an idiot.

RatchetBoo- That's harsh, Shawn.

Me- But she's 29 years old and still in Pre-Algebra! The only thing she can do is get laid and back that fat, flabby thing up into a 50-Cent wannabe's face.

RatchetBoo- Well, you certainly call them as you see them, missy :P

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

Water-type Pokemon

A Pokemon who has an advantage over Fire, Ground,and Rock-type Pokemon while being weak against Grass and Electric-type Pokemon.

Shellder
Squirtle
Starmie
Magikarp
Seaking
Vaporeon

by Shawn B. October 23, 2003

wind-up doll

A kid who has to constantly 'perform' in school, extra-curricular activities, etc., just to keep their parents off their backs. These same kids are also expected to just take it (it being everything they go through), instead of venting their frustration or weariness aloud and be seen as a whiner or emotional lazy brat. A wind-up doll's parents often claim to push their kids into activities to help their grades/improve chances of getting into a good college, but are reluctant to let the poor tyke relax before he/she snaps a la Mariah Carey. Wind-up dolls either run away, go insane and take out a few people with them, or just ice themselves. (Anything to escape having to be Mommy's or Daddy's little circus clown, huh?)

Most soccer moms' children are, in fact wind-up dolls.

by Shawn B. June 21, 2003

bit your quitching

A less offensive way to tell someone to stop whining like a titty-baby. To be more offensive, switch the 'qu' and the 'b' around....

Whiner-wwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
You- Bit your quitching, you're starting to get on my nerves!

by Shawn B. June 6, 2003

nimrod

a stupid person ( see dingus)

The guy next door to my cousin is a total nimrod.

by Shawn B. March 30, 2003

Yusuke Urameshi

Main character of Yuu Yuu Hakusho; a little ghetto boy who gets hit by a car so that another little boy can live. He meets up with Botan, the Grim Reaper, who eventually hepls him come back to life. Once he's alive again, Yusuke becomes a Spirit Detective, helping Botan and Koenma find bad guys from other worlds.

Yusuke is the only ghetto boy I like...

by Shawn B. November 2, 2003