Shawn B.'s definitions

WingZero

The Gundam piloted by Heero Yuy on Gundam Wing.

Heero's Wing Zero could trash any of those crappy Leos any day!

by Shawn B. April 29, 2003

degenerate conic

A circle with a radius of zero. Therefore, when it is graphed, the only thing present is its midpoint.

by Shawn B. September 29, 2003

leg-humper

Someone who is always hugging somebody or sitting on their lap, especially if they are petty, anal-retentive, and a control freak. See Ellen; usually a spoiled brat.

This girl in my French class is a leg-humper.

by Shawn B. April 3, 2003

splatter

When something spreads out across whatever it lands on. Usually done by soft, mushy substances as opposed to solids.

The rotten tomato splattered when it hit the window.

by Shawn B. June 19, 2003

censorship

Something soccer moms see as shikkerific, but it's a pain in the pompis.

Soccer Mom- Eminem's music is too vulgar. Thank goodness we have censorship!
Shawn B.- You sadistic old hag! *shoots her with Uzi* Who else wants some?! *others back off*

by Shawn B. April 3, 2003

to call them as one sees them

A statement meaning that one is not recalcitrant about speaking his/her/its mind.

Me- Shandeekinia is an idiot.

RatchetBoo- That's harsh, Shawn.

Me- But she's 29 years old and still in Pre-Algebra! The only thing she can do is get laid and back that fat, flabby thing up into a 50-Cent wannabe's face.

RatchetBoo- Well, you certainly call them as you see them, missy :P

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

The Parrot of R&B

See ashanti

Ja Rule and The Parrot of R&B make a good couple because both of them make lame music....if you can call the latter's trite BS 'music'!

by Shawn B. August 9, 2003