Shawn B.'s definitions

Crank Yankers

A puppet show based on real life crank calls. It comes on Tuesday nights at 9:00 CST on Comedy Central.

My next door nieghbor taped every episode of Crank Yankers, even the one where the little girl says, 'Do you have 8 pound balls?'

by Shawn B. April 26, 2003

Babidi

Little cockroach-like bad guy on Dragon Ball Z.

The new boy in my gym class looks like Babidi.

by Shawn B. April 14, 2003

baby box

Another way of saying crib, bassinet, or play pen; a place where you put your baby to play or sleep.

Mrs. France put little Janelle in her baby box so that she and Mr. France couls share some much-needed 'them time' on the veranda.

by Shawn B. December 16, 2003

Vegan

One who tries not to eat ANY animal products, not even milk or cheese.

I've never seen a vegan around.

by Shawn B. June 9, 2003

freedom fries

An example of the widespread stupidity spread by wannabe patriotism, or as someone else mentioned (I forgot your name, but you made a terrific point!), Bush's childish revenge upon France for not helping us fight.

What kind of an idiot eats freedom fries? I'd prefer french fries, like a SANE person. I love my country, but crap, you people are getting stupid.....

by Shawn B. June 9, 2003

bootie chaser

A guy destined to flirt with every girl he sees in an attempt to score. Usually ugly, stupid, and in need of a bath.

Bootie chasers practically live in my school; many try to approach me, but I usually send them on their way with a "Get lost" or a " Go f**k yourself"

by Shawn B. April 14, 2003

balloon knot

Tiny ponytail frequently seen on girls with very short hair.

LaWieasha was hating on Mercedes because
she wishes she had long pretty hair instead of a nappy balloon knot.

by Shawn B. April 14, 2003