Sharkey & Bubbles's definitions

Tugger Robinson

A gold digger with a penchant for tugging unceremoniously on the penis of a nervous English gentleman she picked up at an airport. As the tuggee, he now visits her regularly and together they spend time in the largest cave in Northern Ireland.

Tugger Robinson watched him undress through the clear glass toilet door, her hands sweaty and clenched, ready for the tug. This had not been what the Discovery Channel film crew were expecting when they signed up to do a one off Australian Gold Hunters Irish special. Losses were later recouped through adding a chicka-wow-wow sound track and uploading the video (misappropriated as nugget porn) to the internet.

by Sharkey & Bubbles August 29, 2023

Let's sleep

In any long distance relationship between lovers and following an evening of intimate chat, "let's sleep" signifies an intention to rest that is quickly overtaken by an act of intense masturbation.

Susie sent Stuart an intimate selfie from her bed. They wanted one another intensely, but it was late and they were miles apart. Knowing they both had work the next day, she encouraged him to rest saying let's sleep. A state of fluzziness ensued and moments later both Stuart and Susie were masturbating furiously such was their carnal desire for one another.

by Sharkey & Bubbles July 11, 2022

Tiara week

Ladies don't have sex during menstruation, "It's the difference between a woman and a lady".

No matter how biblical the sex, there will be no parting of the red sea during Tiara week.

Synonyms: Blow job week, Titty wank week

Antonyms: Shark week, Sharkey week

Susie pronounced "I'm totally going to be your slut in the bedroom, (but) I'm still going to be a lady". Tiara week had just become forbidden fruit and Stuart spent his time parading around in sweatpants with a blatant disregard for underwear.

by Sharkey & Bubbles July 12, 2022

Love

Going to Tribal Burger alone, but not ordering the Pork Belly Bites, apparently....

Of course Susie went to Tribal Burger to feel close to her absent love. What other possible reason would she have!

by Sharkey & Bubbles September 3, 2023

Durty Nelly

To perform a Durty Nelly take your man’s penis into your mouth and begin by simply bobbing your head up and down, pleasuring the......... tip and shaft........ GULP hold the base of the shaft......... circular side-to-side motion FUCK mouth......... and

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

BACK IN 20 MINUTES - DURTY NELLY

"SUSIE!!!!?"

by Sharkey & Bubbles August 29, 2023

Jamal

An artificial substitute for a penis that features a vibrating shaft, heated tip and a most desirable thrusting action. "It was 4am, I was tired and I was horny!" she exclaimed in defence of her new purchase! A look of bemusement appeared on her lover's face as he opened the box. The Chinese webpage did not reflect the product's colour well in the images it presented and nor did it give colour options, allegedly.

Susie thought she was buying a Dylan, but in fact she received a Jamal. She went black and this time she did not send it back.

by Sharkey & Bubbles August 29, 2023