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Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!
by Sharkey & Bubbles May 7, 2022
Get the Two squirrels in a walnut tree mug.Quag originated as an act of manipulation over a fellow Scrabble player in order to win at a critical stage in the game, encouraging the opponent to defeat themselves.
This term has since entered general use to describe manipulation or one-upmanship, the quager quaging the quagee to gain an advantage. Should the quagee spot the quag early enough, he/she (typically she) has the opportunity to up-quag or out-quag her adversary and thus adopt the role of the quager.
This term has since entered general use to describe manipulation or one-upmanship, the quager quaging the quagee to gain an advantage. Should the quagee spot the quag early enough, he/she (typically she) has the opportunity to up-quag or out-quag her adversary and thus adopt the role of the quager.
Susie, previous world number 2 on a non-official scrabble application, had an unexpectedly slim lead. Stuart, leveraging on her inflated Scrabble ego, asked “what would you do with these letters?” and thus the quag was primed.
by Sharkey & Bubbles August 16, 2022
Get the Quag mug.Elf-it (verb) is to bluff to someone you love that you watched their favourite Christmas movie with them. Convincing them you watched it by describing it as "Christmassy" when it clearly is not "Christmassy".
This term is now used in general conversation when you have told a white lie: you elfed-it/to elf-it
This term is now used in general conversation when you have told a white lie: you elfed-it/to elf-it
Stuart was so busy eating Chinese food that he didn't watch the film that Susie had asked him to watch with her. She knew he'd elf-it and she was correct. Stuart sat on a "throne of lies".
by Sharkey & Bubbles March 19, 2022
Get the Elf-it mug.Verruca ve-ru-cee is arguably one of Italy's most picturesque cities. With its winding canals, striking buildings, and beautiful bridges, Verruca is a popular destination for travel. We highly recommend a "warts and all" tour of the city's Papilloma architecture.
Verruca is renowned for the production of socks by the same name, which protect the foot from various infections present in public places, especially when swimming.
Pictures of the Papules Canal in Verruca c.1960 are often found adorning the walls of bathrooms in small seaside lettings, usually made of wood. The proximity of these "sheds" to the "beach" can sometimes become a point of contention with visitors.
Verruca is renowned for the production of socks by the same name, which protect the foot from various infections present in public places, especially when swimming.
Pictures of the Papules Canal in Verruca c.1960 are often found adorning the walls of bathrooms in small seaside lettings, usually made of wood. The proximity of these "sheds" to the "beach" can sometimes become a point of contention with visitors.
A blight of Irish ringworm has deterred many tourists from visiting the monolithic city of Verruca following an infamous school visit during the 1980s.
by Sharkey & Bubbles August 29, 2023
Get the Verruca mug.The brown hedge is the part that connects the rectum to the anus, located below the level of the pelvic diaphragm. It is located within the anal triangle of the perineum, between the right and left ischioanal fossa. As the final functional segment of the bowel, it functions to regulate release of excrement by two muscular sphincter complexes. The anus is the aperture at the terminal portion of the anal canal. It's also the bit you stick your dick in when going to brown town.
Stuart wanted to be an us. Susie wanted reassurances allowing him anywhere near her brown hedge: Marriage, whiskey and a lot of lube.
by Sharkey & Bubbles August 24, 2022
Get the Brown hedge mug.A word that came about due to a mishearing of the lyrics of the hit song Love of the Common People by popular recording artist Paul Young.
The lyric "Daddy's gonna buy you a dream to cling to" were misinterpreted erroneously as "Daddy's gonna buy you a dream liginto".
Over time the word has become associated with references to the fate that brings two lovers together.
The lyric "Daddy's gonna buy you a dream to cling to" were misinterpreted erroneously as "Daddy's gonna buy you a dream liginto".
Over time the word has become associated with references to the fate that brings two lovers together.
Neither Stuart nor Susie really liked the term soulmate, but Susie really was Stuarts dream liginto.
by Sharkey & Bubbles February 20, 2022
Get the Liginto mug.Ginger Meadows was a Jewish B-movie actress of the 1950s and the original Ginger Bombshell. Known initially for her curvaceous beauty, the “Boobs from Bangor" was an actress of limited range that had “casting couch" affairs to land prominent roles. She is best known for her battles with cake addiction.
At age 18, Meadows won the title Miss Tayto Crisps. Early in her career, advertisers considered her too promiscuous, which led to her losing her first assignment as a foot model for Vicks VapoRub.
In 1954, she auditioned at Paramount. Ginger failed to impress and began to use cleavage to gain notoriety. In doing so she landed arguably her biggest role with the Landshark film franchise.
Throughout her time, Meadows had an on-off love affair with the non-Dairy magnate Haferflocken Milch. Little is known of Milch prior to 1946, only that his obsession forced him to fund her acting career with Nazi gold. The couple pursued their affair on squash courts that led to her sponsorship by Wilko’s rackets.
In March of 1956, Meadows sustained a career ending bedroom eye injury that forced her to cease acting. Conversely, her adult film career flourished as she became brand ambassador for the Percy Penis Vibrator Co., promoting weight loss benefits of their products.
In later life she was depicted as a spinster, obsessed with her Ring doorbell and many cats. Posthumously, Meadows received an honorary doctorate from the University of Liberia for services to laser eye surgery.
At age 18, Meadows won the title Miss Tayto Crisps. Early in her career, advertisers considered her too promiscuous, which led to her losing her first assignment as a foot model for Vicks VapoRub.
In 1954, she auditioned at Paramount. Ginger failed to impress and began to use cleavage to gain notoriety. In doing so she landed arguably her biggest role with the Landshark film franchise.
Throughout her time, Meadows had an on-off love affair with the non-Dairy magnate Haferflocken Milch. Little is known of Milch prior to 1946, only that his obsession forced him to fund her acting career with Nazi gold. The couple pursued their affair on squash courts that led to her sponsorship by Wilko’s rackets.
In March of 1956, Meadows sustained a career ending bedroom eye injury that forced her to cease acting. Conversely, her adult film career flourished as she became brand ambassador for the Percy Penis Vibrator Co., promoting weight loss benefits of their products.
In later life she was depicted as a spinster, obsessed with her Ring doorbell and many cats. Posthumously, Meadows received an honorary doctorate from the University of Liberia for services to laser eye surgery.
Susie gave Stuart sixty minutes to do whatever he wanted with her. Without a thought Stuart requested an hour with her raunchy alter ego, Ginger Meadows. She reached for her pink leotard and safety glasses.
by Sharkey & Bubbles March 27, 2023
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