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Elf-it (verb) is to bluff to someone you love that you watched their favourite Christmas movie with them. Convincing them you watched it by describing it as "Christmassy" when it clearly is not "Christmassy".
This term is now used in general conversation when you have told a white lie: you elfed-it/to elf-it
This term is now used in general conversation when you have told a white lie: you elfed-it/to elf-it
Stuart was so busy eating Chinese food that he didn't watch the film that Susie had asked him to watch with her. She knew he'd elf-it and she was correct. Stuart sat on a "throne of lies".
by Sharkey & Bubbles March 19, 2022
Get the Elf-it mug.Quag originated as an act of manipulation over a fellow Scrabble player in order to win at a critical stage in the game, encouraging the opponent to defeat themselves.
This term has since entered general use to describe manipulation or one-upmanship, the quager quaging the quagee to gain an advantage. Should the quagee spot the quag early enough, he/she (typically she) has the opportunity to up-quag or out-quag her adversary and thus adopt the role of the quager.
This term has since entered general use to describe manipulation or one-upmanship, the quager quaging the quagee to gain an advantage. Should the quagee spot the quag early enough, he/she (typically she) has the opportunity to up-quag or out-quag her adversary and thus adopt the role of the quager.
Susie, previous world number 2 on a non-official scrabble application, had an unexpectedly slim lead. Stuart, leveraging on her inflated Scrabble ego, asked “what would you do with these letters?” and thus the quag was primed.
by Sharkey & Bubbles August 16, 2022
Get the Quag mug.The brown hedge is the part that connects the rectum to the anus, located below the level of the pelvic diaphragm. It is located within the anal triangle of the perineum, between the right and left ischioanal fossa. As the final functional segment of the bowel, it functions to regulate release of excrement by two muscular sphincter complexes. The anus is the aperture at the terminal portion of the anal canal. It's also the bit you stick your dick in when going to brown town.
Stuart wanted to be an us. Susie wanted reassurances allowing him anywhere near her brown hedge: Marriage, whiskey and a lot of lube.
by Sharkey & Bubbles August 24, 2022
Get the Brown hedge mug.Verruca ve-ru-cee is arguably one of Italy's most picturesque cities. With its winding canals, striking buildings, and beautiful bridges, Verruca is a popular destination for travel. We highly recommend a "warts and all" tour of the city's Papilloma architecture.
Verruca is renowned for the production of socks by the same name, which protect the foot from various infections present in public places, especially when swimming.
Pictures of the Papules Canal in Verruca c.1960 are often found adorning the walls of bathrooms in small seaside lettings, usually made of wood. The proximity of these "sheds" to the "beach" can sometimes become a point of contention with visitors.
Verruca is renowned for the production of socks by the same name, which protect the foot from various infections present in public places, especially when swimming.
Pictures of the Papules Canal in Verruca c.1960 are often found adorning the walls of bathrooms in small seaside lettings, usually made of wood. The proximity of these "sheds" to the "beach" can sometimes become a point of contention with visitors.
A blight of Irish ringworm has deterred many tourists from visiting the monolithic city of Verruca following an infamous school visit during the 1980s.
by Sharkey & Bubbles August 29, 2023
Get the Verruca mug.A word that came about due to a mishearing of the lyrics of the hit song Love of the Common People by popular recording artist Paul Young.
The lyric "Daddy's gonna buy you a dream to cling to" were misinterpreted erroneously as "Daddy's gonna buy you a dream liginto".
Over time the word has become associated with references to the fate that brings two lovers together.
The lyric "Daddy's gonna buy you a dream to cling to" were misinterpreted erroneously as "Daddy's gonna buy you a dream liginto".
Over time the word has become associated with references to the fate that brings two lovers together.
Neither Stuart nor Susie really liked the term soulmate, but Susie really was Stuarts dream liginto.
by Sharkey & Bubbles February 20, 2022
Get the Liginto mug.Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!
by Sharkey & Bubbles May 7, 2022
Get the Two squirrels in a walnut tree mug.Ladies don't have sex during menstruation, "It's the difference between a woman and a lady".
No matter how biblical the sex, there will be no parting of the red sea during Tiara week.
Synonyms: Blow job week, Titty wank week
Antonyms: Shark week, Sharkey week
No matter how biblical the sex, there will be no parting of the red sea during Tiara week.
Synonyms: Blow job week, Titty wank week
Antonyms: Shark week, Sharkey week
Susie pronounced "I'm totally going to be your slut in the bedroom, (but) I'm still going to be a lady". Tiara week had just become forbidden fruit and Stuart spent his time parading around in sweatpants with a blatant disregard for underwear.
by Sharkey & Bubbles July 12, 2022
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