Sharkey & Bubbles's definitions
A word that came about due to a mishearing of the lyrics of the hit song Love of the Common People by popular recording artist Paul Young.
The lyric "Daddy's gonna buy you a dream to cling to" were misinterpreted erroneously as "Daddy's gonna buy you a dream liginto".
Over time the word has become associated with references to the fate that brings two lovers together.
The lyric "Daddy's gonna buy you a dream to cling to" were misinterpreted erroneously as "Daddy's gonna buy you a dream liginto".
Over time the word has become associated with references to the fate that brings two lovers together.
Neither Stuart nor Susie really liked the term soulmate, but Susie really was Stuarts dream liginto.
by Sharkey & Bubbles February 20, 2022
Get the Ligintomug. The brown hedge is the part that connects the rectum to the anus, located below the level of the pelvic diaphragm. It is located within the anal triangle of the perineum, between the right and left ischioanal fossa. As the final functional segment of the bowel, it functions to regulate release of excrement by two muscular sphincter complexes. The anus is the aperture at the terminal portion of the anal canal. It's also the bit you stick your dick in when going to brown town.
Stuart wanted to be an us. Susie wanted reassurances allowing him anywhere near her brown hedge: Marriage, whiskey and a lot of lube.
by Sharkey & Bubbles August 24, 2022
Get the Brown hedgemug. Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!
by Sharkey & Bubbles May 7, 2022
Get the Two squirrels in a walnut treemug. East Berlin delicasy that is delicatessen cured meat, typically salami, with heavily processed fromage and a sweet paprika crunch topping. Ingredients can typically be gotten from any local corner shop, prepared and warmed on a household radiator. A great accompaniment to a dry pastry and seaweed non sausage roll.
Amazingly, Susie managed to evade airport security and make the flight. After copious amounts of Jack Daniels, she was delighted when Stuart carefully prepared her Lays Plastiqué la Moose for supper.
by Sharkey & Bubbles March 10, 2023
Get the Lays Plastiqué la Moosemug. Pillow hats are the everyday solution to snoozing anywhere (in your old age). A stylish pillow headgear accentuated in a range of neutral earthy colours to meet your "out and about" catnapping needs. It's a solution for that siesta, a facilitator of forty winks! Tog rated for your seasonal needs.
Susie could not get comfortable on her flight. She looked on in envy at the Greek gentleman in the turban as he rested his head. Imagine if you packed pillow stuffing into that cloth winding, she thought to herself. That would be some sort of amazing Pillow hat to help me sleep!
by Sharkey & Bubbles August 24, 2022
Get the Pillow hatmug. Ladies don't have sex during menstruation, "It's the difference between a woman and a lady".
No matter how biblical the sex, there will be no parting of the red sea during Tiara week.
Synonyms: Blow job week, Titty wank week
Antonyms: Shark week, Sharkey week
No matter how biblical the sex, there will be no parting of the red sea during Tiara week.
Synonyms: Blow job week, Titty wank week
Antonyms: Shark week, Sharkey week
Susie pronounced "I'm totally going to be your slut in the bedroom, (but) I'm still going to be a lady". Tiara week had just become forbidden fruit and Stuart spent his time parading around in sweatpants with a blatant disregard for underwear.
by Sharkey & Bubbles July 12, 2022
Get the Tiara weekmug. Ginger Meadows was a Jewish B-movie actress of the 1950s and the original Ginger Bombshell. Known initially for her curvaceous beauty, the “Boobs from Bangor" was an actress of limited range that had “casting couch" affairs to land prominent roles. She is best known for her battles with cake addiction.
At age 18, Meadows won the title Miss Tayto Crisps. Early in her career, advertisers considered her too promiscuous, which led to her losing her first assignment as a foot model for Vicks VapoRub.
In 1954, she auditioned at Paramount. Ginger failed to impress and began to use cleavage to gain notoriety. In doing so she landed arguably her biggest role with the Landshark film franchise.
Throughout her time, Meadows had an on-off love affair with the non-Dairy magnate Haferflocken Milch. Little is known of Milch prior to 1946, only that his obsession forced him to fund her acting career with Nazi gold. The couple pursued their affair on squash courts that led to her sponsorship by Wilko’s rackets.
In March of 1956, Meadows sustained a career ending bedroom eye injury that forced her to cease acting. Conversely, her adult film career flourished as she became brand ambassador for the Percy Penis Vibrator Co., promoting weight loss benefits of their products.
In later life she was depicted as a spinster, obsessed with her Ring doorbell and many cats. Posthumously, Meadows received an honorary doctorate from the University of Liberia for services to laser eye surgery.
At age 18, Meadows won the title Miss Tayto Crisps. Early in her career, advertisers considered her too promiscuous, which led to her losing her first assignment as a foot model for Vicks VapoRub.
In 1954, she auditioned at Paramount. Ginger failed to impress and began to use cleavage to gain notoriety. In doing so she landed arguably her biggest role with the Landshark film franchise.
Throughout her time, Meadows had an on-off love affair with the non-Dairy magnate Haferflocken Milch. Little is known of Milch prior to 1946, only that his obsession forced him to fund her acting career with Nazi gold. The couple pursued their affair on squash courts that led to her sponsorship by Wilko’s rackets.
In March of 1956, Meadows sustained a career ending bedroom eye injury that forced her to cease acting. Conversely, her adult film career flourished as she became brand ambassador for the Percy Penis Vibrator Co., promoting weight loss benefits of their products.
In later life she was depicted as a spinster, obsessed with her Ring doorbell and many cats. Posthumously, Meadows received an honorary doctorate from the University of Liberia for services to laser eye surgery.
Susie gave Stuart sixty minutes to do whatever he wanted with her. Without a thought Stuart requested an hour with her raunchy alter ego, Ginger Meadows. She reached for her pink leotard and safety glasses.
by Sharkey & Bubbles March 27, 2023
Get the Ginger Meadowsmug.