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Of course Susie went to Tribal Burger to feel close to her absent love. What other possible reason would she have!
by Sharkey & Bubbles September 3, 2023
Get the Love mug.In any long distance relationship between lovers and following an evening of intimate chat, "let's sleep" signifies an intention to rest that is quickly overtaken by an act of intense masturbation.
Susie sent Stuart an intimate selfie from her bed. They wanted one another intensely, but it was late and they were miles apart. Knowing they both had work the next day, she encouraged him to rest saying let's sleep. A state of fluzziness ensued and moments later both Stuart and Susie were masturbating furiously such was their carnal desire for one another.
by Sharkey & Bubbles July 11, 2022
Get the Let's sleep mug.Ladies don't have sex during menstruation, "It's the difference between a woman and a lady".
No matter how biblical the sex, there will be no parting of the red sea during Tiara week.
Synonyms: Blow job week, Titty wank week
Antonyms: Shark week, Sharkey week
No matter how biblical the sex, there will be no parting of the red sea during Tiara week.
Synonyms: Blow job week, Titty wank week
Antonyms: Shark week, Sharkey week
Susie pronounced "I'm totally going to be your slut in the bedroom, (but) I'm still going to be a lady". Tiara week had just become forbidden fruit and Stuart spent his time parading around in sweatpants with a blatant disregard for underwear.
by Sharkey & Bubbles July 12, 2022
Get the Tiara week mug.To tell someone to 'fick off' is essentially telling them to 'fuck off' albeit you typed it wrong because of old age.
Similar in principle to spelling 'Team' with a 'Y', then attempting to pass it off as the Liberian spelling of the word.
Similar in principle to spelling 'Team' with a 'Y', then attempting to pass it off as the Liberian spelling of the word.
Andrea gave Susie a leaflet for the weekly senior citizens aerobics class at the Leisure Centre on Wednesday mornings. For some time Susie had assumed Andrea was being friendly. She was not a senior citizen, she definitely did not mutter 'fick-off' under her breath as she walked off in her leopard skin bra.
by Sharkey & Bubbles July 15, 2022
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Pillow hat!
Need to rest your weary head after a long day of implipping?
Pillow hat!
Tired from walking around with a pillow hat on your head in the Dragons Den?
Pillow hat!
Pillow hats are the everyday solution to snoozing anywhere (in your old age). A stylish headgear accentuated in a range of neutral earthy colours to meet your "out and about" catnapping needs. It's a solution for that siesta, a facilitator of forty winks!
Patent pending.
Pillow hat!
Need to rest your weary head after a long day of implipping?
Pillow hat!
Tired from walking around with a pillow hat on your head in the Dragons Den?
Pillow hat!
Pillow hats are the everyday solution to snoozing anywhere (in your old age). A stylish headgear accentuated in a range of neutral earthy colours to meet your "out and about" catnapping needs. It's a solution for that siesta, a facilitator of forty winks!
Patent pending.
Susie could not get comfortable on her flight. She looked on in envy at the Greek gentleman in the turban as he rested his head. Imagine if you packed pillow stuffing into that cloth winding, she thought to herself. That would be some sort of amazing Pillow hat to help me sleep!
by Sharkey & Bubbles August 6, 2022
Get the Pillow hat mug.Quag originated as an act of manipulation over a fellow Scrabble player in order to win at a critical stage in the game, encouraging the opponent to defeat themselves.
This term has since entered general use to describe manipulation or one-upmanship, the quager quaging the quagee to gain an advantage. Should the quagee spot the quag early enough, he/she (typically she) has the opportunity to up-quag or out-quag her adversary and thus adopt the role of the quager.
This term has since entered general use to describe manipulation or one-upmanship, the quager quaging the quagee to gain an advantage. Should the quagee spot the quag early enough, he/she (typically she) has the opportunity to up-quag or out-quag her adversary and thus adopt the role of the quager.
Susie, previous world number 2 on a non-official scrabble application, had an unexpectedly slim lead. Stuart, leveraging on her inflated Scrabble ego, asked “what would you do with these letters?” and thus the quag was primed.
by Sharkey & Bubbles August 16, 2022
Get the Quag mug.Pillow hats are the everyday solution to snoozing anywhere (in your old age). A stylish pillow headgear accentuated in a range of neutral earthy colours to meet your "out and about" catnapping needs. It's a solution for that siesta, a facilitator of forty winks! Tog rated for your seasonal needs.
Susie could not get comfortable on her flight. She looked on in envy at the Greek gentleman in the turban as he rested his head. Imagine if you packed pillow stuffing into that cloth winding, she thought to herself. That would be some sort of amazing Pillow hat to help me sleep!
by Sharkey & Bubbles August 24, 2022
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