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n. Choker.
Ex.1--In 1993, while playing for Michigan, sophomore forward Chris Webber called timeout in the Men's NCAA Division I Championship game down by two points with 11 seconds left in the second half. This resulted in the team being charged with a technical foul because it didn't have any timeouts remaining.
Ex.2--In the 2002 NBA Western Conference Championship Game 7, Webber went 3 for 10 for field goals in the fourth quarter and overtime, resulting in a loss of series.
Ex.3--In the 2003 NBA Western Conference Semifinals, Webber fell down untouched while running with the ball to the basket. The result was a season-ending knee injury.
Ex.4--In 2007, the Philadelphia 76ers gave Webber a $25 million buyout of contract after two years of play. In other words, they paid him NOT to play for them.
see also: "over paid," "over rated,"
Ex.1--In 1993, while playing for Michigan, sophomore forward Chris Webber called timeout in the Men's NCAA Division I Championship game down by two points with 11 seconds left in the second half. This resulted in the team being charged with a technical foul because it didn't have any timeouts remaining.
Ex.2--In the 2002 NBA Western Conference Championship Game 7, Webber went 3 for 10 for field goals in the fourth quarter and overtime, resulting in a loss of series.
Ex.3--In the 2003 NBA Western Conference Semifinals, Webber fell down untouched while running with the ball to the basket. The result was a season-ending knee injury.
Ex.4--In 2007, the Philadelphia 76ers gave Webber a $25 million buyout of contract after two years of play. In other words, they paid him NOT to play for them.
see also: "over paid," "over rated,"
Chris Webber does not have a championship ring.
Chris Webber will not be on the cover of Wheaties (i.e. "Breakfast of Champions")
Chris Webber is the Dan Marino of the NBA, except without all the records and Hall of Fame status, or having played for the same team his entire career.
Chris Webber will not be on the cover of Wheaties (i.e. "Breakfast of Champions")
Chris Webber is the Dan Marino of the NBA, except without all the records and Hall of Fame status, or having played for the same team his entire career.
by Shareeb4Prez October 1, 2008
Get the Chris Webber mug.The deep unconscious state of mind from Americans and people around the world while they give Barack Hussein Obama cart blanch as president. This includes not taking the time to learn and research his stated agenda.
Vital signs include a glaze over the eyes upon hearing his name, frequent uses of the words "change" and "hope" when defending support of him, and reading tabloid magazines that praise his wife and kids.
Sources of this coma include Obama's ethnicity, youth, political party affiliation, and the fact he is not George W. Bush.
Meanwhile, his inauguration party cost more than $100 million, despite the $10 trillion in deficit that continues growing with all the "economic stimulus" plans.
He has no intention to reduce the size of the U.S. government or bring the troops home. He will continue implementing the Security and Prosperity Partnership to make North America one country.
The only change you're getting are three quarters in 2012 for every dollar we have today.
Vital signs include a glaze over the eyes upon hearing his name, frequent uses of the words "change" and "hope" when defending support of him, and reading tabloid magazines that praise his wife and kids.
Sources of this coma include Obama's ethnicity, youth, political party affiliation, and the fact he is not George W. Bush.
Meanwhile, his inauguration party cost more than $100 million, despite the $10 trillion in deficit that continues growing with all the "economic stimulus" plans.
He has no intention to reduce the size of the U.S. government or bring the troops home. He will continue implementing the Security and Prosperity Partnership to make North America one country.
The only change you're getting are three quarters in 2012 for every dollar we have today.
Obamacoma person: "Obama will bring change to South Africa, the Iraq, like such as."
Any other person: "Oh jeez. She must be in an Obamacoma."
Any other person: "Oh jeez. She must be in an Obamacoma."
by Shareeb4Prez January 31, 2009
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Steve: fucking hell I got detention today.
Josh: me too, so we can play ceiling darts! I got art class next so I can steal enough pencils to get a badass game going.
Steve: you must not have the Internet on your phone.
Josh: I actually don't have a phone.
Josh: me too, so we can play ceiling darts! I got art class next so I can steal enough pencils to get a badass game going.
Steve: you must not have the Internet on your phone.
Josh: I actually don't have a phone.
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Tom couldn't hold the prairie dog while closing the deal, so he lied to the customer about "blowing his nose" so he could take a power dump!
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Example A
(Charlie Sheen receives a suprise)
Charlie Sheen: Winning!
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Reporter: Are you bi-polar?
Charlie Sheen: Psh. I'm bi-winning.
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Charlie Sheen: Psh. I'm bi-winning.
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