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turban

A totally pimpin’ type of hat. It’s made of long strips of fabric wrapped around the head, and sometimes adorned with gold and stuff. Turbans have recently become taboo because of US government sponsored racial profiling of Arabs.
That turban is bling!
by Shard April 19, 2005
mugGet the turbanmug.

gothling

A person who shows an interest in being goth yet doesnt show the essential qualities.
For example, Carling is a gothling.
by SharD October 3, 2004
mugGet the gothlingmug.

The Country of France

The Country of France. They are the inventors of the six gear tanks (5 reverse, 1 forward) and also have the highest cotton per capita of any nation in the world. They are organized and well prepared. Germany's visit in 1940 provides a great example: store owners had changed their signs to German weeks in advance, children in school recited German instead of the usual French, and the gardeners were working extra hard to put trees up in time for the German soldiers to walk in the shade.
France is also a wonderful teacher. When the US asked France to help them in the "War against Terrorism", France agreed. The next day, the French were setting up workshops in Afghanistan teaching the Taliban how to surrender. France is a large country, but they are peaceful and have never fought a war in history, contrary to popular belief. This is the Country of France.
Q: Where do you find 92,000,000 french jokes?

A: In France.
by SharD October 8, 2004
mugGet the The Country of Francemug.

juggalette

A juggalo's bitch. They tend to be obnoxious and ugly as sin.
by Shard October 27, 2006
mugGet the juggalettemug.

Juggalo/Juggalette

Fucked up mofos with no street cred. They talk about violence, but are never seen on the streets.
by Shard February 28, 2005
mugGet the Juggalo/Juggalettemug.

rastreform

1. Organization from chaos.
2. rastreforming; the act of taking something chaotic or messy and making it very well-organized.
3. rastreformation; a configuration of things such that they are more organized than in other configurations
4. rastreformous; the quality of being well-organized
"This spreadsheet is a mess." could be followed by
"It need rastreform."
OR
"Send it back for rastreforming."
OR
"Get me a rastreformation."
OR
"Get me one that's more rastreformous."
by shard April 17, 2005
mugGet the rastreformmug.

U.S. Bombs

A really good punk-rock band. Their music is sort of '77-ish.
U.S. Bombs ownz, check them out!
by Shard May 13, 2005
mugGet the U.S. Bombsmug.

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