Shard's definitions

Karate

The art of kicking major ass. Karate originated in Okinawa, developed by peasants who were forbidden from carrying bladed weapons, as a method of defense against armored samurai. The classical style is characterized by very hard, short, “square” movements, as opposed to the “circular” movements of traditional Chinese kung fu, or the “long” strikes of Tae Kwon Do. Karate has since moved from Okinawa to Japan, and then on to the Western world after the U.S. occupation following WW2. Since then many “fake” styles have cropped up all over the world, based on traditional karate but lacking the proper techniques to generate power.

A: "fear my 1337 karate skillz!"
B: "Hate to break it to ya, but that ain't karate."

by Shard February 28, 2005

Lacrosse

An ultra-cool sport, with a coolness factor second only to rugby.

"Yo, you play lacrosse? Fuckin' hardcore!"

by Shard February 28, 2005

turban

A totally pimpin’ type of hat. It’s made of long strips of fabric wrapped around the head, and sometimes adorned with gold and stuff. Turbans have recently become taboo because of US government sponsored racial profiling of Arabs.

That turban is bling!

by Shard April 19, 2005

TCP/IP

According to JerkCity comic number 486, a transporty layer designed specifically for porn/gayness/etc.

What is TCP/IP used for? Porn and gayness, mostly.

by Shard April 14, 2005

gothling

A person who shows an interest in being goth yet doesnt show the essential qualities.

For example, Carling is a gothling.

by SharD October 3, 2004

U.S. Bombs

A really good punk-rock band. Their music is sort of '77-ish.

U.S. Bombs ownz, check them out!

by Shard May 13, 2005

rastreform

1. Organization from chaos.
2. rastreforming; the act of taking something chaotic or messy and making it very well-organized.
3. rastreformation; a configuration of things such that they are more organized than in other configurations
4. rastreformous; the quality of being well-organized

"This spreadsheet is a mess." could be followed by
"It need rastreform."
OR
"Send it back for rastreforming."
OR
"Get me a rastreformation."
OR
"Get me one that's more rastreformous."

by shard April 17, 2005