Shard's definitions

U.S. Bombs

A really good punk-rock band. Their music is sort of '77-ish.

U.S. Bombs ownz, check them out!

by Shard May 13, 2005

family values

A loosely defined set of ideals held by most conservatives. Things like xenophobia and homophobia, censorship, the killing of non-Christians, and sometimes racism.

Basically: PG rated.

Family values? Pisht! I'm gonna go download some porn.

by Shard April 21, 2005

marines

The ones who actually have to do the dirty work when the government goes to war. They are renowned for being the toughest, and for acting on order without question.

The President may have ordered the strike, but the Marines are the ones who will die for it.

by Shard April 21, 2005

a twinkie

1. Snack cake, dry as cardboard. Light and creamy interior but rough exterior. Goes well with milk.

2. Yellow on the outside. White on the inside. Usually applies to middle class Asian-Americans.

1. M.L.Y. is a twinkie.
2. M.L.Y. is a twinkie.

by SharD October 8, 2004

juggalette

A juggalo's bitch. They tend to be obnoxious and ugly as sin.

Hey look, can you say "FAT-ASS"?

by Shard October 27, 2006

Juggalo/Juggalette

Fucked up mofos with no street cred. They talk about violence, but are never seen on the streets.

Seriously, what's up with Juggalos?

by Shard February 28, 2005

rastreform

1. Organization from chaos.
2. rastreforming; the act of taking something chaotic or messy and making it very well-organized.
3. rastreformation; a configuration of things such that they are more organized than in other configurations
4. rastreformous; the quality of being well-organized

"This spreadsheet is a mess." could be followed by
"It need rastreform."
OR
"Send it back for rastreforming."
OR
"Get me a rastreformation."
OR
"Get me one that's more rastreformous."

by shard April 17, 2005