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muttonchops

A style of beard in which the sideburns are gown out and allowed to merge with the moustaches, while the chin is shaved bare.
Muttonchops went out of style a long time ago.
by Shard February 28, 2005
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conservative

1. Being highly resistant to change. Refusing to modernize and adapt. Doing and believing things because it’s the tradition.

2. Having a very short penis.
1. The Amish take conservatism to THA MAXXX!

2. The Bush Administration is conservative.
by Shard February 12, 2006
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IIUU

Stands for "illegal, immoral, unhealthy, unsafe." Applies to a lot of things. Used by several youth groups as a mantra or a sign of solidarity or pledging. You'll often see graffiti of it in rough urban areas. Pronounced double I double U.
"Anything IIUU
Is something I will never do
Because it hurts me
And it hurts you"
by shard April 15, 2005
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Karate

The art of kicking major ass. Karate originated in Okinawa, developed by peasants who were forbidden from carrying bladed weapons, as a method of defense against armored samurai. The classical style is characterized by very hard, short, “square” movements, as opposed to the “circular” movements of traditional Chinese kung fu, or the “long” strikes of Tae Kwon Do. Karate has since moved from Okinawa to Japan, and then on to the Western world after the U.S. occupation following WW2. Since then many “fake” styles have cropped up all over the world, based on traditional karate but lacking the proper techniques to generate power.
A: "fear my 1337 karate skillz!"
B: "Hate to break it to ya, but that ain't karate."
by Shard February 28, 2005
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gothling

A person who shows an interest in being goth yet doesnt show the essential qualities.
For example, Carling is a gothling.
by SharD October 3, 2004
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TCP/IP

According to JerkCity comic number 486, a transporty layer designed specifically for porn/gayness/etc.
What is TCP/IP used for? Porn and gayness, mostly.
by Shard April 14, 2005
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Lacrosse

An ultra-cool sport, with a coolness factor second only to rugby.
"Yo, you play lacrosse? Fuckin' hardcore!"
by Shard February 28, 2005
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