ShaneWood's definitions

roaster bowl

A roaster bowl is a bowl of weed that you pick out of the ashtray. Usually when you cash a bowl there is still a little bit at the very bottom that isn't burned so you end up with a bunch of roughly pea-sized charred nuggets that can be smoked in times of famine.

"Damn I burned through that whole bag last night. I'll have to scrounge up a roaster bowl."

by ShaneWood January 9, 2012

glow

Slang for meth. So called because of the way a bulbie glows when youre smokin it.

Watch out for TJ... That dude's smokin glow again.

by ShaneWood July 26, 2012

Jesse Chips

Slang for Jesus Christ

John-"Hey you wanna go to church in the morning?"

James- "What are you, fucking nuts? I love Jesse Chips but I'm not going to church."

by ShaneWood January 9, 2012

2nd generation joint

A joint rolled from the roaches of previous joints.

"This 2nd generation joint tastes like fucking shit but its all I have so fuck it."

by ShaneWood January 8, 2012

cokesgiving

A cokesgiving occurs when your father kicks you out of the family thanksgiving dinner because you are high on cocaine as evidenced by you lack of appetite, sniffling, and generally strange behavior.

"My dad knew I was zooted the fuck out at Thanksgiving dinner and he kicked me out of the house. That's the third cokesgiving in a row."

by ShaneWood January 8, 2012

space boogie

slang for high-grade cannabis

I can't wait to get home from work so I can smoke some of that space boogie.

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

pederast stache

A pederast stache refers to creepy moustaches often worn by pederasts. Now, it is important to make a distinction here: Pederasty refers to actual, physical relations of a sexual nature between a grown man and an adolescent boy. Pedophilia simply refers to love of adolescent children. Getting a mental picture? Good.

While somebody may have a pederast (super fucking creepy) stache, that doesn't necessarily mean they are a pederast, but the chances of them being a pederast may be a little higher.

Brent- "Wow did you see the pederast stache on that guy?"

Tom- "How could I miss it? It looked like a dead ferret stuck to his upper lip."

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012