ShaneWood's definitions

Bushido Brown

The late Grand Masta Bushido Brown was one of the greatest negro kung-fu experts of all time.

Ed Wuncler III- "Who is Bushido Brown?"

Gin Rummy- "A bona fide bad mothafucka. That's who."

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

jail cover

This term refers to using another person as a scapegoat or fall guy for your criminal endeavours. If the cops ever come around asking questions, you simply blame the jail cover. Ideally, your jail cover would be a complete and oblivious fucking moron who could easily be taken advantage of. It is good if they look up to you and want to be like you, so usually a person younger than yourself would be used. They are often forced to do grunt work that nobody else wants to do until the time comes for them to actually be arrested and serve their ultimate purpose.

Bubbles- "Don't you feel bad that Corey and Trevor went to jail for something you did?"

Ricky- "No. They're just fucking jail cover. Nothing more."

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

butterball

Slang for an intravenous shot of meth or any other similar uppers like dexedrine, ephedrine, or benzedrine.

David- "Hey whats goin on Jesus?

Jesus- "I'm about to do a big fat butterball then watch porn for five hours."

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

coughiccups

Pronouced like "coffee cups." Describes the crippling combination of coughing and hiccuping that sometimes occurs after taking a huge rip of weed. Every time you cough, you hiccup. This can be quite unpleasant and even painful and will sometimes last for over 30 minutes. It can cause profuse sweating, dysphoria, and gagging/vomiting. A few people have even reported partial loss of bowel control resulting in inadvertent farting and/or sharting. Most hiccup cures (holding breath, drinking water, etc.) are futile as this sort of ailment is beyond any normal hiccuping/coughing fit.

"Goddamn I got the fucking coughiccups. I knew I shouldn't have ripped the 4-footer. This is ruining my night."

by ShaneWood January 9, 2012

sac king

Somebody with huge balls. Its play on the nickname for the Sacramento Kings basketball team.

Josh's balls are so big that they're starting to wear a hole in the crotch of his jeans. He's more of a sac king than Spud Webb.

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

pitbull on crack

A shot consisting of equal parts tequila, Jägermeister, and peppermint schnapps. When I used to bar tend this was my go-to shot for drunk, rude, snobby, and otherwise obnoxious people who, when asked what they would like to drink, look at you blankly and say "Uh... just make me a shot."

Jonny- "Damn that cat just puked all over the urinal in the men's room!"

Me- "Yeah I gave that drunk fuck a pitbull on crack."

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

2nd generation joint

A joint rolled from the roaches of previous joints.

"This 2nd generation joint tastes like fucking shit but its all I have so fuck it."

by ShaneWood January 8, 2012