10 definitions by Shandooga McGluckfeez
The uncomfortable (or even tense) terms upon which two parties co-exist when circumstances, rather than choice, either force them together, prevent them from separating or both.
That's my next-door neighbor. When the power went out after the '04 hurricane we had tolerationship for a few days because I had a barbeque grill and she had a generator.
by Shandooga McGluckfeez September 27, 2007
Our courtship was ended by an egregious act of malcookage. Never before has chicken more closely resembled furniture.
by Shandooga McGluckfeez September 4, 2011
(v) A mashup of "integrity" and "suicide" meaning 'to assassinate one's own character and credibility through an exposed pattern of deceit, deception, prevarication, equivocation and any and every other terminology that can be linked to dishonesty.'
Man 1: "The governmedia committed integricide years ago but, for some reason, most people still listen to them. Go figure."
Woman 1: "It amazes me that people still vote because there hasn't been a single politician who hasn't publicly committed integricide in decades."
Woman 2: "I know! All the politicians, the knews media, the military; it's like they're all in a mass integricide pact!"
Woman 1: "It amazes me that people still vote because there hasn't been a single politician who hasn't publicly committed integricide in decades."
Woman 2: "I know! All the politicians, the knews media, the military; it's like they're all in a mass integricide pact!"
by Shandooga McGluckfeez May 28, 2008
A disparaging reference to the same THEORY also known as Evolution among those who subscribe to it. The term "Neverlution" is intended for use by proponents of opposing views of evolution and endeavors to include a commentary on the likelihood of life spontaneously arising and successfully changing to progressively better equipped forms.
Use of "Neverlution" seeks to exacerbate the situation of the hopelessly besieged theorists whose life's work amounts to mere wishful thinking while it hobbles along without intelligence, guidance or interference from any source outside of the lifeforms' already ill-explained environment.
Use of the term "neverlution" is always facetious and especially applies in discussions surrounding the fact that proponents of the terminally flawed theory of evolution have provided no explanation for how life arose in the first place.
Use of "Neverlution" seeks to exacerbate the situation of the hopelessly besieged theorists whose life's work amounts to mere wishful thinking while it hobbles along without intelligence, guidance or interference from any source outside of the lifeforms' already ill-explained environment.
Use of the term "neverlution" is always facetious and especially applies in discussions surrounding the fact that proponents of the terminally flawed theory of evolution have provided no explanation for how life arose in the first place.
Have you ever noticed that Neverlution works fine if you *only* discuss lions hunting deer but it says nothing about defenseless fruit trees and vegetables? How'd those get here?
by Shandooga McGluckfeez May 6, 2008
Guy 1: So what do you think of the new girl?
Guy 2: She's got quite a set on her.
Guy 1: Agreed, to say they're racktacular would be putting it mildly.
Guy 2: She's got quite a set on her.
Guy 1: Agreed, to say they're racktacular would be putting it mildly.
by Shandooga McGluckfeez September 8, 2009
A nose so large that it would appear to serve a dual function as both respiration orifice and a handle for carrying the head to which it is attached.
Guy 1: "Did ya get a look at her?"
Guy 2: "Her body is working but her face is unemployed."
Guy 1: "What do you mean?"
Guy 2: "How did you miss the schnoz on that dame? It's less a nose and more a headhandle. I almost ducked when she turned around."
Guy 2: "Her body is working but her face is unemployed."
Guy 1: "What do you mean?"
Guy 2: "How did you miss the schnoz on that dame? It's less a nose and more a headhandle. I almost ducked when she turned around."
by Shandooga McGluckfeez May 13, 2009
Any anatomical feature so outstanding (be it for size, attractiveness or freakishness) that it commands one's attention at first glance and is difficult to not notice, double-take, stare-at or rubber-neck.
Woman: "What are you staring at?"
Man: "Come on; don't act like you don't know you're harboring eye magnets! You look like you're smuggling twins on the black market"
Woman: "Jerk."
Man: "Maybe later."
Man: "Come on; don't act like you don't know you're harboring eye magnets! You look like you're smuggling twins on the black market"
Woman: "Jerk."
Man: "Maybe later."
by Shandooga McGluckfeez November 3, 2010