ShakeSicle's definitions

Windows Me

The old Windows Vista

I just got an upgrade to Vista today after my Windows Me support period ran out.

by ShakeSicle April 20, 2009

godmotherfuckingdamn

Goddamn except with motherfucking in it.

Godmotherfuckingdamn it!

by ShakeSicle June 12, 2009

Alaskan Heatstroke

An Alaskan Heatstroke is when you invite a girl over on a chilly fall night for a quiet evening of star gazing, secrets, and herbal tea. You sit her down outside and once the tea boils pour it directly down her throat. When the ensuing scream occurs, stuff your dick down her throat for an extra toasty treat on an cold night.

I gave my girlfriend an Alaskan Heatstroke on the last day of Fall.

by ShakeSicle April 6, 2009

ass slapper

Someone who slaps asses. The most common occurrence of ass slapping is during sex.

Bill: I slapped Angela's ass while banging her last night!
Fred: You, my friend, are an ass slapper!

by ShakeSicle January 20, 2009

kitty titty

The titties of kitties.

Eddie: Hey Tony, my kitten keeps sucking on this cat's breast.
Tony: That means that's his mother's kitty titty.

by ShakeSicle January 19, 2009

towel thing

A method of masturbation when you take a towel and a rubber glove and you fold them and it makes a, well... butthole. Then you use lotion to make it more pleasurable.

Jason: I just made a homemade sex toy last night with a towel and rubber glove!
Earl: You mean the towel thing?

by ShakeSicle January 1, 2009

dick and balls

Something Adam Sandler says in his song "At a Medium Pace".

Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls...
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with...

by ShakeSicle March 16, 2009