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Hipster

A Hipster is a neo-beatnik bent on individuality and seeking a culture previously underground or unique. The word Hipster is synonymous with poser. See poser. A hipster will never claim being a hipster unless they are jokingly denouncing hipsterism and are in fact an individual.
"Hipster chicks are hot, I like the way they dress, they listen to good music"
"Yes, but creative women with their own tastes who dress like hipsters, and listen to hipster music out of their own enjoyment are the ones you want to talk to".
by Shagmelon March 26, 2011
mugGet the Hipstermug.

ntmyt

Example 1:
"shucks! I am unsure on the proper usage of

too and to, but it is very nice too meet you!"

"yo ntmyt"

Example 2:
"Nice to meet you!"
"ntmyt"
"what?"
"I'm so hasty!
by Shagmelon April 16, 2011
mugGet the ntmytmug.

boogaloo butt slut

This is what you call your girlfriend when she is being a loud tramp. Derived from electric boogaloo and butt slut.
You lose the fucking car keys all the fucking time you! of course I'm fucking blaming you!

I lose the keys twice, you lose your fucking temper ehry fuckin' day! Check ur damn purse that's where they always are!! *gets slammed in the noggin with purse* You such a boogaloo butt slut supercunt bitch!
by Shagmelon April 16, 2011
mugGet the boogaloo butt slutmug.

overcarriage

If there is an undercarriage, there must be an overcarriage, this should be self explanatory. It's your pet's back as in the fur area above it's spine.
someone take that fucking sweater off that poor ass, sweaty looking toy dog

dude it's my small dog I can decorate from his overcarriage down to his lil nails
by Shagmelon April 16, 2011
mugGet the overcarriagemug.

you no

Not to be confused with you know. This is a command to be followed by a period. Often used in debates to interrupt someone mid-rebuttal. Note you no is commonly follow by me yes.
...well actually, in Genesis to Revela....

You no. Me yes. Dummy I was talking about the band.
by Shagmelon April 16, 2011
mugGet the you nomug.

undercarriage

Very simple. This is your pet's fucking stomach.
Kitty loves it when you scratch her undercarriage.
by Shagmelon April 16, 2011
mugGet the undercarriagemug.

Nigger

Nigger isn't a racial term, it means spatula, and a spatula is a cooking utensil.
I'm preparing eggs and I cannot find your nigger. Check the silverware drawer, I believe I have three of them.

When cooking flapjacks, I use a select nigger, it's choice.

I've destroyed my best pan with a metal nigger.
by shagmelon August 22, 2011
mugGet the Niggermug.

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