Shagmelon's definitions

ila

i.l.a. "I laugh aloud" coined with the purpose to replace the often overused lol and especially LOL

wtf jarboe?! ila

by Shagmelon April 16, 2011

Hipster

A Hipster is a neo-beatnik bent on individuality and seeking a culture previously underground or unique. The word Hipster is synonymous with poser. See poser. A hipster will never claim being a hipster unless they are jokingly denouncing hipsterism and are in fact an individual.

"Hipster chicks are hot, I like the way they dress, they listen to good music"
"Yes, but creative women with their own tastes who dress like hipsters, and listen to hipster music out of their own enjoyment are the ones you want to talk to".

by Shagmelon March 26, 2011

undercarriage

Very simple. This is your pet's fucking stomach.

Kitty loves it when you scratch her undercarriage.

by Shagmelon April 16, 2011

red pepper

This simply describes your male Pomeranian's or similar sized K-9's erection.

omg wtf is that red thing on Sammy's undercarriage?!

Huh? oh. Samson's got that red pepper.

by Shagmelon April 16, 2011

beansprout

This is what you call a penis.

UGH, this dude keeps blowin up my girl's phone wit pictures of his beansprout!

by Shagmelon April 16, 2011

ntmyt

Nice to meet you too.

Example 1:
"shucks! I am unsure on the proper usage of

too and to, but it is very nice too meet you!"

"yo ntmyt"

Example 2:
"Nice to meet you!"
"ntmyt"
"what?"
"I'm so hasty!

by Shagmelon April 16, 2011

Nigger

Nigger isn't a racial term, it means spatula, and a spatula is a cooking utensil.

I'm preparing eggs and I cannot find your nigger. Check the silverware drawer, I believe I have three of them.

When cooking flapjacks, I use a select nigger, it's choice.

I've destroyed my best pan with a metal nigger.

by shagmelon August 22, 2011