Sexydimma 's definitions

how in the devil's name

a synonym phrase for 'how the fuck'

father: son go do your homework and improve your poor grades.

son (scowling): how in the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?

father: I had the common sense to clean out the from the fireplace. And guess what I found there? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, Sherlock, that you tried burning your report card; you didn't want your mom and myself to see it.

by Sexydimma March 15, 2013

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"

boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.

by Sexydimma March 16, 2013

tunnel vision

tunnel vision

(in terms of introspection) to look through one's soul as if it were a tunnel and see nothing but darkness and despair.

depression and drug addiction are hard to treat because the depressed and the addicted often have tunnel vision when it comes to introspection. they sometimes for this reason feel misunderstood by the rest of society.

by Sexydimma March 18, 2013

imba

gamers lingo for "being really good at something".

boy 1) why are you are so imba at Monopoly?

boy 2) no shit, brother. You need to play Monopoly if you are going to survive in the capitalist world. practice makes perfect

by Sexydimma March 19, 2013

medicine you digest so well lately

an anti-social habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like that the medicine you digest so well lately; it won't get you anywhere in life. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to be such a rotten apple

Joseph: go scratch yourself.

by Sexydimma March 19, 2013

to reform The Church

to become a nihilist/anarchist/political shit disturber.

Initially at least, to the Romans, Jesus was a Jew trying to reform The Church; it is only about the middle of the 2nd century AD, that Jesus became the the religious character he is today.

by Sexydimma March 19, 2013

my enemy's enemy is my friend

a phrase used in The United States foreign policy since

the end of The Spanish-American War/Roosevelt Corollary (1898-1902) meaning :

as long as I (or my country) have a common enemy with a given person (or other country) I will take the risk that this friend (or allied country) of mine might later betray me.

Jason: James my man, I am doing a poli sci paper for school and am not sure what would be an appropriate epitome of the phrase my enemy's enemy is my friend.

James: The perfect epitome of this phrase would be IMHO, ask Henry Kissinger, one of the best experts of US Foreign Policy.

by Sexydimma March 20, 2013