Sexydimma 's definitions
by Sexydimma April 7, 2015

if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and your father a lumberjack even plastic surgery won't help you look like Leonardo diCaprio or Brad Pitt, no matter what your sexperience is
by Sexydimma June 11, 2014

I renamed the city Bombay-on-the-Border simply because the city looks like Bombay after the expiration of Title 42!
by Sexydimma May 13, 2023

A gas mask and a diving helmet ( a diving helmet is the ancestor to modern scuba gear) are considered schmutzvering nowadays.
by Sexydimma May 31, 2022

a) something that cannot- and frankly should not-be understood without a PhD in nuclear physics.
b) oxygen for Henry Kissinger
c) a new, as yet undiscovered. element in the periodic table of the elements, named US (subscript FP)
b) oxygen for Henry Kissinger
c) a new, as yet undiscovered. element in the periodic table of the elements, named US (subscript FP)
a child's note to President Obama and his goombah Hilary Clinton : this is not rocket science; since none of you have a PhD in nuclear physics, you shouldn't dabble in US Foreign Policy, definition a).
his mother, reading the note, says: Steven, are you okay? i think you need a psyche eval, pronto.
his mother, reading the note, says: Steven, are you okay? i think you need a psyche eval, pronto.
by Sexydimma September 30, 2015

being a gas wholesaler/pundit, talking intellectual sounding nonsense about any given scientific discipline
boy : Is barium chloride edible?
mother: how dare you Victor? What? talking such nonsense when you've been educated in one of the best private schools in the country? Please do us all a favor, stop hitting the sauce, all right?
Victor: my graduation is lol, a month away; i would like to, after said graduation, to imitate Fred and George Weasley of the Harry Potter books, but instead of opening a joke shop, i'd like to publish a book on how Robespierre and his Committee of Public Safety can be compared to Stalin and the Soviet NKVD/KGB
mother: (even louder): are you an uptard, how many times do i have to tell you to stop hitting the sauce?
mother: how dare you Victor? What? talking such nonsense when you've been educated in one of the best private schools in the country? Please do us all a favor, stop hitting the sauce, all right?
Victor: my graduation is lol, a month away; i would like to, after said graduation, to imitate Fred and George Weasley of the Harry Potter books, but instead of opening a joke shop, i'd like to publish a book on how Robespierre and his Committee of Public Safety can be compared to Stalin and the Soviet NKVD/KGB
mother: (even louder): are you an uptard, how many times do i have to tell you to stop hitting the sauce?
by Sexydimma January 2, 2013

What unemployed or underemployed unimpressive people ( who think that reparations are part of the gig economy) actually do when they have too much free time on their hands.
by Sexydimma December 27, 2021
