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St Valentine's Day Massacre

a) an infamous massacre committed by Al Capone on St Valentine's Day 1929

b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day
Do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre, definition b) , on your significant other.
by Sexydimma December 8, 2014
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Slinging stocks and cutting deals

Going back to your life of shady business practices after you've served jail time for the said shady practices
Pauly P will probably be slinging stocks and cutting deals even if he will never serve time.
by Sexydimma July 16, 2022
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narcissistic looney toon

a)an offensive description of Monica Lewinsky by Hillary Clinton, stemming from Lewinsky's involvement with Bill Clinton

b) a female combination of Charles Manson and Ted Bundy in terms of deviant criminal behavior
as far as narcissistic looney toon def b), the best epitome I can up with to date is Ailleen Wuornos, brilliantly portrayed by Charlize Theron in the move Monster
by Sexydimma February 27, 2018
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Lifetime sinecure

Pretty self explanatory. What the us house of representatives was never designed to become, but has become anyways.
Drain the swamp. The us house of representatives can no longer continue being a lifetime sinecure for its members.
by Sexydimma June 24, 2023
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on it like a car bonnet

either

a) for a police officer/detective/Sherlock Holmes or anyone along those lines in hot pursuit of either a of a criminal (usually a juvenile delinquent truating or in search of new adventure (unplanned) in the great outdoor wilderness.

b) can also be used as a derogatory term for a couple who have sex outside in public (usually on the bonnet or hood of their own parked car).

NB: my definition a) comes from the fact that some criminals aressted after a foot chase are brought back to the officer's patrol car/van, physically shoved onto the hood and then handcuffed. Also when people get lost in the wilderness while travelling by car, they might sit on the hood/bonnet of their car and think about what to do, sometimes waiting just long enough for an unplanned adventure to come and find them 9like a bear coming out of the wilderness to smell your vehicle). my definition b) refers to the fact that some couples do use the hood/bonnet of their car to have sex in public, think its okay, simply because its their car.
two police officers in discussion, after one of their fellow officers go off on a foot chase:

officer a): where's my partner Michael?, you seen him?

officer b): i think I saw him on it like a car bonnet, chasing after that hot female teenage delinquent.. (moments later): Tom, here goes the answer to your question, there's Michael (pointing at a car parked some distance away). He is on it like a bonnet, raping that girl, instead of giving her a hefty fine.

officer a) Thanks man, well looks like that girl didn't have the money to pay the fine anyways, so she got what she deserved. Let's just hope she doesn't have a beautiful disaster.
by Sexydimma February 13, 2012
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Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

( written Джохар Царнаев in Russian)

a) someone who does not, under any circumstances, deserve his Miranda Rights, even if he is an American citizen

b) someone who doesn't deserve the death penalty according to Alan Dershowitz
I do not see any difference between Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, Timothy McVeigh and O.J. Simpson; all were terrorists and American citizens.

Dear Mr. Alan Dershowitz, I disagree with you on the punishment regarding Dzhokhar Tsarnaev; Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, IMHO needs to AFAP have (...) "his body torn apart by lupara blasts" in order to pay for his crimes and then suffer a Mussolini-string nearest the explosion site in Boston.

Oh and by the way, Mr. Alan Dershowitz, bonus points if you know where my reference concerning the "his body torn apart by lupara blasts" comes from :).
by Sexydimma November 22, 2014
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m.o.a.v

Self explanatory. Stands for mother of all vice
When you're on a pwr play it's also abbreviated m.o.a.v
by Sexydimma August 5, 2024
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