22 definitions by SexyTexan

tread heel

when someone has such bad deep cracked heels that you can use a penny to measure the depth like on a tire

she was banging in all departments except she had tread heel, poor thing.

by SexyTexan January 11, 2012

when you wake up in the morning and you have dried eye crust/boogers.

Nothing like waking up and rubbing out all the nights el ojo moco to start the day.

by SexyTexan January 5, 2012

when you get over the age of 30 and have had kids and you are Caucasian and you still have perfect pink areola/nipples

man what a surprise when this 38 year old i was about to bang took off her shirt and had perfect 18yr old nipples!

by SexyTexan January 11, 2012

the overhanging fat on a woman's belly usually after she has kids

i don't see your cesarean scar? lift up my flapjack and you will see it.

by SexyTexan January 11, 2012

Just like a police gang unit but mmm not really the same goal in mind they patrol the streets in a pack looking to get laid.

Man me and my bang unit went out saturday nite and really cleaned up the streets and put the girls in the sheets.

by SexyTexan January 11, 2012

banging distance is when you enjoy having sex with someone and they are a bit far to date but great for the occasional hook up and that is perfect.

30 miles is the appropriate banging distance for this guy, i don't wanna give him the wrong idea and date him exclusively.

by SexyTexan February 8, 2012

when you wear out a hole in your kicks (shoes).

aw crap my fav pair of airwalks had a blow out!

by SexyTexan January 5, 2012