Paddle

a not at all gay punishment for any wrong doing or paddle rule breaking offences where the victim/paddlee gets their bare ass slapped with a shoe or trainer of the paddlers choice.
Air Force Ones particularly hurt.

Guy 1:"Ha, thats 10 - 0. Thats means i owe you a paddle, bro!"

Guy 2:"Ha, you just said "Bro" again so i owe you a paddle aswell."

Guy 1: "Shit."

by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 01, 2004

Your Boy

1. A good friend
2. Your favourite person/role model

"It's your boy!"

by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 01, 2004

Nemesis

a pro evolution soccer player who always pops up and gets the winner against you.

"That fooking Gardner scored an injury time header against me again. That lanky bean pole's such a nemesis."

by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 01, 2004

Snickering

To keep going on and on and on about something.

"Yo, i wish that mo'fucker Gromett would quit his snickering."

by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 01, 2004

Hit A House

To have a stinker.
You can Hit A House in any situation it can be running out of things to say when you're trying to chat up a girl, not being able to roll outta bed when you're meant to and making yourself late for work in the process or absolutely anything else you should, could or planned to do but didn't.

Pat Healy(after a particularily bad golf tee shot): "Oh dammit, hit a house."

by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 01, 2004

nootch

Only joking, not really.

"I fucked your mum last night..........nootch!"

by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 01, 2004

In The Post

an upcoming act of retribution

Guy1: "No way, son, you gonna let that sucka get away wid that wedgie he just gave you?"
Guy2: "Don't worry about it, the little bastards got one in the post."

by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 01, 2004