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Your Boy

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Hit A House

To have a stinker.
You can Hit A House in any situation it can be running out of things to say when you're trying to chat up a girl, not being able to roll outta bed when you're meant to and making yourself late for work in the process or absolutely anything else you should, could or planned to do but didn't.
Pat Healy(after a particularily bad golf tee shot): "Oh dammit, hit a house."
mugGet the Hit A Housemug.

nootch

"I fucked your mum last night..........nootch!"
mugGet the nootchmug.

Snickering

To keep going on and on and on about something.
"Yo, i wish that mo'fucker Gromett would quit his snickering."
mugGet the Snickeringmug.

snapper

a dump.
Possibly originated from shortening "I'll see you guys in a minute i'm gonna go snap my tail off."
"Oh man, pull over the car i need to take a snapper."
mugGet the snappermug.

Paddle

a not at all gay punishment for any wrong doing or paddle rule breaking offences where the victim/paddlee gets their bare ass slapped with a shoe or trainer of the paddlers choice.
Air Force Ones particularly hurt.
Guy 1:"Ha, thats 10 - 0. Thats means i owe you a paddle, bro!"

Guy 2:"Ha, you just said "Bro" again so i owe you a paddle aswell."

Guy 1: "Shit."
mugGet the Paddlemug.

Nemesis

a pro evolution soccer player who always pops up and gets the winner against you.
"That fooking Gardner scored an injury time header against me again. That lanky bean pole's such a nemesis."
mugGet the Nemesismug.

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