Houston Handshake

A form of assault where two or more assailants who have just eaten a lot of Tex-Mex pin a victim to the ground and take turns farting in said victim's face.

Nothing says hospitality like a good ol' Houston Handshake!

by Sexxie Rexxie January 27, 2021

Assholocene

The current period of human history in which people in power tend to be assholes.

Guido: Why is democracy failing, inequality increasing, and the environment degrading?
Rocco: Because we're in the Assholocene!

by Sexxie Rexxie June 25, 2023