2 definitions by Sexual advice
Have you ever wanted to bone your girlfriend but your dick is too damn floppy? Well look no further! With viagra, you can get your dick as hard as a diamond. Even the Bohr's hardness scale would make it an eleven. Viagra can help you: at the store, at home, at your parents houses, at school, or even in front of your mother. You can even play fetch with your dog! Now go-- your grandmother is awaiting your newly bonified dick.
Viagra's side effects include rectum bleeding cancer death is god real ass rape and std and a big, black COCK!!!
by Sexual advice April 14, 2015
Wumbo is something anyone can do. Go home to your mother and try it right now. Step 1: insert penis deep into the shit hole. Step 2: let the cum find its way through the buttockular region of the body and into the fallopian tube. Step 3: the ejacualate goes through all the way through and out of the vagina as pink paint because the sperm and period mix and red and white make pink. If aimed correctly, it will cover and paint the walls pink. The process is complete. We all wumbo
by Sexual advice February 6, 2015