School

Modern slavery

Dad: How was school today?
Kid: Today was the best school day of my life
Dad: That’s wonderful!!!
Kid: No it’s not!!! we had 69 tests, all 10 nerds in the class reminded the teacher of the homework, I got beat up 5 times, I stepped on a lego, the cafeteria food sent me to the hospital, I got approximately 601 pounds of homework, and I got detention because some kid who thought he was funny told on me for something I didn’t do! I don’t wanna go to school! I wanna be a fucking gamer!!!!!!1!1
Dad: i forgot to buy the milk

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 19, 2022

Rick Astley

Our king.

Rick Astley is a king

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 19, 2022

223897

The 223897th positive integer.
Bigger than 223896, but smaller than 223898.

I scored 223897 points in that new video game that came out

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 21, 2022

your mom

The largest thing in the visible universe. Scientists studying her are almost certain that your mom is bigger than the universe

Class bully: Gimme your lunch money
Me: No
Class bully: What are you gonna do about it? You're too small to do anything
Me: That's not what your mom said to me last night

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats October 02, 2022

238

A number larger than 237 but smaller than 239.

238 is a number

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 21, 2022

Cat

See also: god

Cats are love, cats are nine lives

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats October 02, 2022

faith in humanity

Something I don't have. And neither should you.

I can go on and on about all the reasons I've lost faith in humanity but then I'd break the character limit

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats December 12, 2022