Seshie's definitions

talk about a BMW

A euphemism for proposing marriage to someone. The BMW in this context stands for "be my wife".

Well, we did it! We decided to finally talk about a BMW after seven years!

by Seshie October 17, 2023

cereal number

What Internet geeks who can't spell call the serial number for a product.

Email to tech support: Hello, some of the keys on my Del Inspiron 5566 don't work, my cereal number is wife: 1516874.
Reply: Are you calling about your Dell Inspiron or about cereal? Because if you're calling about cereal, I'm sure General Mills has a phone number.

by Seshie November 14, 2019

educat

A person (cat) who loves being in a school.

I am such an educat!

by Seshie June 14, 2009

Guitar Hero deafening

An ear pain that a gamer gets after playing Guitar Hero with the music blasting for hours.

I just got Guitar Hero deafening because I just listened to the rock music and played for three freaking hours!

by Seshie January 9, 2009

looper

A musician who uses sound looping as the basis of his/her work.

Have you been to the Y2K Loopfest yet? There are some amazing loopers there, and I haven't heard a single looper on the radio yet! They are so underrated!

by Seshie March 14, 2015

HNW

Harsh noise wall. A real genre of music, as obscure as the genre may be, in which an unflinching wall of noise is the basis of the composition. Said wall of noise may be made by manipulating the sounds from noise generators, manipulating samples, or performing various distortion and delay effects on radio static. Said compositions may be mistaken for just plain static by people not familiar with the genre, but every wall has its unique properties and some even have texture. French composer Vomir popularized this genre.

HNW is a very real genre of music now; just check out the electronic music article on TV Tropes! Remember when Black Leather Jesus opened for Sonic Youth? Felt like HNW was gonna go mainstream for a few minutes there!

by Seshie August 7, 2018

foodify

To become food.

When you cook meat, it will foodify.

by Seshie January 26, 2009