cereal number

What Internet geeks who can't spell call the serial number for a product.

Email to tech support: Hello, some of the keys on my Del Inspiron 5566 don't work, my cereal number is wife: 1516874.
Reply: Are you calling about your Dell Inspiron or about cereal? Because if you're calling about cereal, I'm sure General Mills has a phone number.

by Seshie November 14, 2019

foodify

To become food.

When you cook meat, it will foodify.

by Seshie January 26, 2009

index.html

The name most Web servers give a home page.

Even though you may see http://www.google.com/ in Internet Explorer's address bar, it is really http://www.google.com/index.html on the server. Index.html is the only file name invisible. However, some pages have an index2.html that you can see in an address bar.

by Seshie January 17, 2009

X2R

A movie that was originally rated X, but has been edited down to an R rating.

He wanted to watch Pirates, but high-budget porn is expensive; he ended up getting the X2R cut off of YouTube, but it was too softcore for him.

by Seshie March 17, 2015

motherama

A PTA meeting that has many mothers in it.

My Mom is in the motherama today.

by Seshie April 22, 2009

diddle-dee-dee

An early 90s cell phone with a ringtone that might as well have been created for a Tiger Electronics handheld game.

Boogie-Woogie John is so annoying when his little diddle-dee-dee goes off; can't he at least get a phone that will let him put real music on his ringer?

by Seshie November 13, 2019

♪

The eighth-note musical system of high ASCII value on a computer.

The musical card had a pattern that looked like this: ♪ ♪♪♫♫♫♪♪

by Seshie May 02, 2009