Definitions by Seph Infinitum

Dr. Octogonapus 

1. A parodical version of Doc Ock from spiderman created by Dominic Fera. Dr Octogonapus makes appearances in the lazer collection 1&2 as well as in a short clip called "a lazer"

Dr. Octogonapus, BLAHHHHHHHH!

Dr. Octogonapus by Seph Infinitum February 16, 2009

Bubba Norris 

1. Chuck Norris, but black.
2. Morpheaus from the Matrix

Seph: holy Shit, Morpheaus is like fricken Chuck Norris!
Jak: But...hes black
Seph: Well. then i guess he must be Bubba Norris.

Bubba Norris by Seph Infinitum February 16, 2009

Jackhammer 

1. A large power drill used in construction

2. the act of stealing your buddies hammer after he helped you build that extension for your house.

He beat Jim over the head with a jackhammer

Jackhammer by Seph Infinitum February 16, 2009

Phosphorus 

1. a highly explosive chemical that combusts upon contact with oxygen and is derived from the boiling-out of water from a substance known as urine, or, in simple terms, a flammable powder that comes from boiled piss.

Some say that phosphorus was discovered by a genius. My personal opinion is that it was discovered by a drunken fool who wanted to make coffee but had had his water line disconnected because he forgot to pay the bill.

Phosphorus by Seph Infinitum February 16, 2009

Squeakus

1. Someone who squeaks.

2. A small person with a raw sense of humor who squeaks when you shank him or shoot him with an airsoft gun. He likes carrots.

Yeah, I know him. He's a squeakus.

Squeakus by Seph Infinitum February 15, 2009

Albuquerque Academy

1. A college preparatory school located in the Albuquerque area.

2. A fortress located deep in the desert. Features many flights of stairs, arches, and secret underground tunnels.

3. A school for nerds who built pvc cannons when they're supposed to be doing homework.

Yeah, He's an albuquerque academy kid

Albuquerque Academy by Seph Infinitum February 15, 2009

Tim Kish 

1. Partner-in-crime to Dominic Fera. He is the actor who played Andy in the "billygoat" series.

2. A cool guy who stands in the shadows while his friend gets the spotlight.

If you scramble Tim Kish you get "K, I'm Shit"

Tim Kish by Seph Infinitum February 15, 2009