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An advocate for preserving forestry because of their belief that if left unchecked companies will cut down every tree on earth if it is profitable to do so and will make earth uninhabitable by depleting oxygen levels so low only the ultra wealthy will die and the rich will leave for a planet with trees, they also think bushes, wild grasses, residential lawns, Wimbledons courts, weeds(THC producing plants are exempt as most used for recreational use are from plants grown indoors and moving science forward by investing in renewable energy research as part of the business model)strawberry fields, genital areas do not need to be slashed and burned just monitoring that access to areas is accessible worked for thousands of years.
That treehorner was trying to stop a bush from being dug up on Tuesday, then Wednesday it refuses to leave a field that was going to have a control burn, Thursday a tree that is the only tree that needs to be removed before construction of a new Big Ballpit Battleroom, and Friday the treehorner was at Dirty Dale's Downtown Cabaret talking to strippers all day about bringing back the bush, the stubble bubble is about to crumble, if you stay there will be trouble and if you stumble and mumble the trouble will double and you will be about as cool as Bryant Gumbel. This is easy, it's the opposite of trying to explain what being humble is to President Dumbell that would not be able to be done 2 hour episode of Colombo because he'd start tellin the story about the time he stopped at an Iowan gas station for candy and he asks the young girl working Ok where do I cum and where do I Go! No, Secret Service would get mad, I got a nice bus and ppv for that....Did you see that treehugger came down out of that tree in Montana after 299 days, treehorner has adhd and the treehugger can go into a breathing coma like a turtle in Manitoba. Canada has turtles? They have to have a couple, didn't Claude lemieux play for the Jets? No.....Devils....
by SenorSauce April 19, 2025
Get the Treehorner mug.MDB is the universal warning acronym for a guy to alert another person that they may be close to engaging in a first time sexual encounter with that they have larger than average genitalia dimensions. MDB stands for "My Dick Big", which covers up to 10 inches, anything over ten and MDH, My Dick Huge, should be used as there is a big difference between a 7 inch one and a 10 and a half inch. Just think of a size 10 shoe and a size 13, or a size medium shirt and an XXL. Sometimes the acronym UDB, U Dick Big?, may be used proactively in which case the acronym, LGFO(Let's Go Find Out) can be used.
I just thought I should give you a heads up just in case you decide that you want to have sex with me. MDB..... "UDB?" Yep, MDB. "Not UDH?" No, no, not huge, just MDB.
by SenorSauce February 17, 2025
Get the MDB mug.West Oklahoma Pussy, this is the handle part of Oklahoma which is said to be the toughest place in America to get some pussy and even if you spot some bagging and tagging it is rarely accomplished and usually the risk far outweighs the reward.
The two young adventure travelers had spent 3 days driving back and forth in the panhandle, from Wheeless to Slapout. 160 miles of depressing highway looking for WOP or just signs of human life and they were giving it one more try and then it was home to Idaho and it looked like they wouldn't even sniff any WOP.....But that was before..........(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
by SenorSauce January 14, 2025
Get the WOP mug.Did she find out about you being In-Fidelity when she went home to Saskatoon for the weekend? "No, and she won't know that I was In-Fidelity unless you or I tell her. Fidelity doesn't remember anything from that night after she was kicked out of Club Shamalamadingdong." Oh, I don't know nothing about anything, but I might have told Myles. See ya!
by SenorSauce September 10, 2024
Get the In-Fidelity mug.A Rescuedawg is a person you can hire to accompany a group of travelers in cities like Bangkok to keep a member from the group from hooking up with a female impersonator that does not want to engage in such activity. Rescuedawg's are also used by groups on vacation in Nicaragua to spot any girls that may be trying to engage a member of the group but might be under the age of 14 which is the legal age to be a prostitute in Nicaragua.
I think we should get a Rescuedawg to go out with us tonight so we can enjoy ourselves and not be worried if a girl is not legal because I don't want to spend 5 years in a Nicaraguan prison because we were too cheap to get a Rescuedawg and I made a bad decision.
by SenorSauce May 13, 2024
Get the Rescuedawg mug.A musical genre mixing Be-bop jazz instrumentation with doo-wop style singing that started in the Pocono's in the early 80's and quickly spread to upstate New York and Toronto where it remains popular in the curling club scene.
The annual Be-wopdoo-boparooza 3 day festival in Romulus attracts people and Be-wopdoo-bop bands from as far away as Toronto and has been headlined by Styx for 9 years in a row even though they play to an Applebee's happy hour type crowd they play the first night and are all gone by 10 am on day two.
by SenorSauce February 2, 2024
Get the Be-wopdoo-bop mug.An online series of talks from the basement of a pawn shop. Past topics have included the pros and cons of having a gimp, motorcycles, and stories of being a security guard. The audience always includes the pawn shop owner, a couple of guys with ball gags in their mouths, and a gimp.
You should watch the latest Zed Talks about the pros and cons of owning a gimp, it might not be as great as you think it will be Mr. Pink.
by SenorSauce January 18, 2024
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