West Oklahoma Pussy, this is the handle part of Oklahoma which is said to be the toughest place in America to get some pussy and even if you spot some bagging and tagging it is rarely accomplished and usually the risk far outweighs the reward.
The two young adventure travelers had spent 3 days driving back and forth in the panhandle, from Wheeless to Slapout. 160 miles of depressing highway looking for WOP or just signs of human life and they were giving it one more try and then it was home to Idaho and it looked like they wouldn't even sniff any WOP.....But that was before..........(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
by SenorSauce January 14, 2025
Get the WOPmug. An advocate for preserving forestry because of their belief that if left unchecked companies will cut down every tree on earth if it is profitable to do so and will make earth uninhabitable by depleting oxygen levels so low only the ultra wealthy will die and the rich will leave for a planet with trees, they also think bushes, wild grasses, residential lawns, Wimbledons courts, weeds(THC producing plants are exempt as most used for recreational use are from plants grown indoors and moving science forward by investing in renewable energy research as part of the business model)strawberry fields, genital areas do not need to be slashed and burned just monitoring that access to areas is accessible worked for thousands of years.
That treehorner was trying to stop a bush from being dug up on Tuesday, then Wednesday it refuses to leave a field that was going to have a control burn, Thursday a tree that is the only tree that needs to be removed before construction of a new Big Ballpit Battleroom, and Friday the treehorner was at Dirty Dale's Downtown Cabaret talking to strippers all day about bringing back the bush, the stubble bubble is about to crumble, if you stay there will be trouble and if you stumble and mumble the trouble will double and you will be about as cool as Bryant Gumbel. This is easy, it's the opposite of trying to explain what being humble is to President Dumbell that would not be able to be done 2 hour episode of Colombo because he'd start tellin the story about the time he stopped at an Iowan gas station for candy and he asks the young girl working Ok where do I cum and where do I Go! No, Secret Service would get mad, I got a nice bus and ppv for that....Did you see that treehugger came down out of that tree in Montana after 299 days, treehorner has adhd and the treehugger can go into a breathing coma like a turtle in Manitoba. Canada has turtles? They have to have a couple, didn't Claude lemieux play for the Jets? No.....Devils....
by SenorSauce April 19, 2025
Get the Treehornermug. MDB is the universal warning acronym for a guy to alert another person that they may be close to engaging in a first time sexual encounter with that they have larger than average genitalia dimensions. MDB stands for "My Dick Big", which covers up to 10 inches, anything over ten and MDH, My Dick Huge, should be used as there is a big difference between a 7 inch one and a 10 and a half inch. Just think of a size 10 shoe and a size 13, or a size medium shirt and an XXL. Sometimes the acronym UDB, U Dick Big?, may be used proactively in which case the acronym, LGFO(Let's Go Find Out) can be used.
I just thought I should give you a heads up just in case you decide that you want to have sex with me. MDB..... "UDB?" Yep, MDB. "Not UDH?" No, no, not huge, just MDB.
by SenorSauce February 17, 2025
Get the MDBmug. Sacrete is the sweat that a nutsack produces as one of the top excretors of the Excretory System.(Feet and nutsacks combine to do 70% of the daily sweat secretion the human body needs to do to survive.)
I can't believe he wore white pants on a day as hot as this when he knew we'd be outside most of the day and his balls were going to sacrete heavily considering his balls would sacrete if he was stuck in a meat locker all day long.
by SenorSauce December 13, 2021
Get the Sacretemug. A Rescuedawg is a person you can hire to accompany a group of travelers in cities like Bangkok to keep a member from the group from hooking up with a female impersonator that does not want to engage in such activity. Rescuedawg's are also used by groups on vacation in Nicaragua to spot any girls that may be trying to engage a member of the group but might be under the age of 14 which is the legal age to be a prostitute in Nicaragua.
I think we should get a Rescuedawg to go out with us tonight so we can enjoy ourselves and not be worried if a girl is not legal because I don't want to spend 5 years in a Nicaraguan prison because we were too cheap to get a Rescuedawg and I made a bad decision.
by SenorSauce May 13, 2024
Get the Rescuedawgmug. Why does it seem like a Daggle of Doug's only has to cross the street when I'm late for my meeting with my probation officer?
by SenorSauce March 08, 2023
Get the Dagglemug. A Werd is when you are walking along in the woods enjoying nature and you feel a terd coming out and you can't stop it so you have to take a Werd, you have no choice.
by SenorSauce December 13, 2021
Get the Werdmug.