3 definitions by Seldom Seen Smith
1. A “Lothario” or “Romeo”-type gentleman usually residing in the “Four Corners” region of southwest Colorado, northwest New Mexico, northern Arizona or southern Utah – best known for having multiple wives scattered across a vast and barren landscape, showing up less than some of said wives might prefer, and even then for dubious purposes more often than not, as well as lending a certain fertility to the otherwise sere landscape.
2. A mythical figure or western archetype modeled on the Jack Mormon River Guide from the Edward Abbey-crafted character in the Monkey Wrench Gang. Friend of Doc Sarvis, Bonnie Abzug and George Hayduke. Husband to many, constant companion to none.
2. A mythical figure or western archetype modeled on the Jack Mormon River Guide from the Edward Abbey-crafted character in the Monkey Wrench Gang. Friend of Doc Sarvis, Bonnie Abzug and George Hayduke. Husband to many, constant companion to none.
Seldom Seen Smith didn’t come around often, and when he did he didn’t stay for long.
Seldom Seen Smith wasn't expecting the river of tears, but he deftly navigated that rapid into the sack -- and he was off before the sun came up over the Green River not to be seen again until the season had changed and the frost was on the land and absence had once again made the heart grow fonder.
Seldom Seen Smith wasn't expecting the river of tears, but he deftly navigated that rapid into the sack -- and he was off before the sun came up over the Green River not to be seen again until the season had changed and the frost was on the land and absence had once again made the heart grow fonder.
by Seldom Seen Smith December 7, 2020
Verb. Did something with a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints that would be considered a sin by the 12 Apostles if both people who did the thing are not both: 1) members of said Church; and 2) members joined in holy matrimony under a sacrament of said Church
Tbh, she's a jack Mormon, but she went to BYU like most all the rest of the family, and all I'm saying is she spent the night and I would be lying if I didn't admit that the host might have "Latter Day'ed a Mormon" (LDM'd) before the sun came up.
by Seldom Seen Smith December 4, 2020
Preferred usage of “Latter Day’ed a Mormon (LDM)” among members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and the 12 Apostates. If you have to ask, you don't get it.
She was looking good and I told her so; next thing you know the sun was rising over the redrock and I’ll be damned if I hadn’t Latter Day’ed a Saint under the Full Beaver Moon.
by Seldom Seen Smith December 7, 2020