Seddy Mazel's definitions

craynanas

"Craynanas" is a word used to describe someone or something that is not just crazy, but bananas too, in a fun and lighthearted way. "Craynanas" signifies a loving level of batshit craziness.

That shit was craynanas when Josh made love to his fiancé, who works as a tollbooth operator in the tollbooth.

by Seddy Mazel May 24, 2024

Howarya

the action of giving a loud welcome or recognition of a passerby, while politely attempting to scare and inspire them

While hiking Vinny yelled Howarya to a passerby and he nearly shit is pants

by Seddy Mazel August 20, 2022

Sother

to knowingly nudge and pester someone in hopes of a positive result.

Seymour is such a sother that he always gets what he wants, until one day his wife divorced him cold turkey and told him to never sother her again. Seymour should focus on self-reflection and seek therapy to learn how to stop sothering the shit out of everyone

by Seddy Mazel August 16, 2023

schmuckbag

A person so unbecoming that it makes a douchebag look good. A human that would be more productive as a tackling dummy for Ndamukong Suh.

There is no chance in hell that I will have dinner with that schmuckbag.

by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016

pornward

to rapidly accelerate to the climatic point of a story or moment. Not wanting to hear the whole story but rather just the action.

Enough already, please move pornward to the fucking point, I don't have all day.
Many people with ADD behave in a pornward manner.

by Seddy Mazel February 25, 2017

Father's Day

Father's Day: the third Sunday in June appointed for the honoring of middle management. Also known as the one day a year middle management gets to "call the ball". A way to platitudinaly appease someone who's really needy

Richard's bust out brother has a really bad business idea that he wants to present to my boss , so I'll give him a gratatudinal "Father's Day meeting"

by Seddy Mazel September 17, 2017

brit-nose

A person with superior brown nosing ability.
a person who places there nose so far up someone’s ass while speaking in the most elegant Shakespearian way.

Rob was able to parlay his exceptional Brit-nose talents into a high paying promotion.

by Seddy Mazel February 25, 2018