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to rapidly accelerate to the climatic point of a story or moment. Not wanting to hear the whole story but rather just the action.
Enough already, please move pornward to the fucking point, I don't have all day.
Many people with ADD behave in a pornward manner.
Many people with ADD behave in a pornward manner.
by Seddy Mazel February 25, 2017
Get the pornward mug.A person so unbecoming that it makes a douchebag look good. A human that would be more productive as a tackling dummy for Ndamukong Suh.
by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016
Get the schmuckbag mug.Father's Day: the third Sunday in June appointed for the honoring of middle management. Also known as the one day a year middle management gets to "call the ball". A way to platitudinaly appease someone who's really needy
Richard's bust out brother has a really bad business idea that he wants to present to my boss , so I'll give him a gratatudinal "Father's Day meeting"
by Seddy Mazel September 17, 2017
Get the Father's Day mug.Colleen was flabbergasted when Alex pulled a buck johnson and returned from the bathroom completely nude with a stiffy
by Seddy Mazel July 1, 2018
Get the buck johnson mug.Mere-Seth : A couple that’s meant to be.
A couple that goes through and absolute shit storm that is meant to tear them apart, however they come out even stronger than they were before
A couple that goes through and absolute shit storm that is meant to tear them apart, however they come out even stronger than they were before
Paco and Rocco are a real MereSeth couple, after Rocco gambled his life’s savings away and Paco was arrested for indecent exposure at his in-laws, their relationship is stronger than ever
by Seddy Mazel June 12, 2022
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Get the no reason don mug.Youshoulda (noun): A gender-neutral term for the innocuous and cheerful life coach you never hired, but is always armed with an endless supply of good intentions and a splash of enthusiasm. They believe it's their personal mission to guide everyone towards greatness, whether you asked for it or not! Often found dispensing unsolicited advice like a retired schmatta salesman in a bagel shop, a youshoulda radiates positivity while suggesting you should totally try bikram yoga, eat kale, or watch Bravo. They mean well, and their heart is always in the right place, making them the lovable friend you can’t help but giggle at while secretly appreciating their unwavering support!
Example sentence: Meredith can't stand it when her husband tells her, "You should do this" or "You should do that." However, her friend Dave reassures her, "Oh, he's really a special kind of guy; he's a youshoulda guy!" Yet, her friend Jen chimes in, "That's a big reason why I divorced my ex-husband, I couldn't stand his youshoulda behavior!"
by Seddy Mazel July 26, 2025
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