Seddy Mazel's definitions

craynanas

"Craynanas" is a word used to describe someone or something that is not just crazy, but bananas too, in a fun and lighthearted way. "Craynanas" signifies a loving level of batshit craziness.

That shit was craynanas" when Josh made love to his fiancé, who works as a tollbooth operator in the tollbooth.

by Seddy Mazel May 24, 2024

buck johnson

The act of coming out of the bathroom completely nude with an erection.

Colleen was flabbergasted when Alex pulled a buck johnson and returned from the bathroom completely nude with a stiffy

by Seddy Mazel July 1, 2018

Howarya

the action of giving a loud welcome or recognition of a passerby, while politely attempting to scare and inspire them

While hiking Vinny yelled Howarya to a passerby and he nearly shit is pants

by Seddy Mazel August 20, 2022

no reason don

A penal erection that occurs for no reason.

I couldn't believe that while praying in Church I had a "no reason don".

by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016

Arguvolve

Arguvolve
(verb)
Definition:
The process of learning to evolve from being argumentative to engaging in constructive, two-way conversations. Mastering arguvolve can likely save you half of your shit

I used to just argue with my wife just to win, but I’ve started to arguvolve-now my conversations actually lead somewhere productive.and with more intimacy

by Seddy Mazel May 4, 2025

MereSeth

Mere-Seth : A couple that’s meant to be.

A couple that goes through and absolute shit storm that is meant to tear them apart, however they come out even stronger than they were before

Paco and Rocco are a real MereSeth couple, after Rocco gambled his life’s savings away and Paco was arrested for indecent exposure at his in-laws, their relationship is stronger than ever

by Seddy Mazel June 12, 2022

youshoulda

Youshoulda (noun): A gender-neutral term for the innocuous and cheerful life coach you never hired, but is always armed with an endless supply of good intentions and a splash of enthusiasm. They believe it's their personal mission to guide everyone towards greatness, whether you asked for it or not! Often found dispensing unsolicited advice like a retired schmatta salesman in a bagel shop, a youshoulda radiates positivity while suggesting you should totally try bikram yoga, eat kale, or watch Bravo. They mean well, and their heart is always in the right place, making them the lovable friend you can’t help but giggle at while secretly appreciating their unwavering support!

Example sentence: Meredith can't stand it when her husband tells her, "You should do this" or "You should do that." However, her friend Dave reassures her, "Oh, he's really a special kind of guy; he's a youshoulda guy!" Yet, her friend Jen chimes in, "That's a big reason why I divorced my ex-husband, I couldn't stand his youshoulda behavior!"

by Seddy Mazel July 26, 2025