Seddy Mazel's definitions
to rapidly accelerate to the climatic point of a story or moment. Not wanting to hear the whole story but rather just the action.
Enough already, please move pornward to the fucking point, I don't have all day.
Many people with ADD behave in a pornward manner.
Many people with ADD behave in a pornward manner.
by Seddy Mazel February 25, 2017
Get the pornwardmug. "Craynanas" is a word used to describe someone or something that is not just crazy, but bananas too, in a fun and lighthearted way. "Craynanas" signifies a loving level of batshit craziness.
That shit was craynanas" when Josh made love to his fiancé, who works as a tollbooth operator in the tollbooth.
by Seddy Mazel May 24, 2024
Get the craynanasmug. Arguvolve
(verb)
Definition:
The process of learning to evolve from being argumentative to engaging in constructive, two-way conversations. Mastering arguvolve can likely save you half of your shit
(verb)
Definition:
The process of learning to evolve from being argumentative to engaging in constructive, two-way conversations. Mastering arguvolve can likely save you half of your shit
I used to just argue with my wife just to win, but I’ve started to arguvolve-now my conversations actually lead somewhere productive.and with more intimacy
by Seddy Mazel May 4, 2025
Get the Arguvolvemug. A food experience so delicious, words alone cannot describe it. You are said to have culinarysex when you make noises that are similar to those that are naturally murmured and moaned during a sexual orgasm . When you take your camera phone out to photograph your food you know your about to have culinarysex
Aint no if ands or buts about it ...my taste buds are getting laid tonight....I am going to have culinarysex at Handle my favorite restaurant in the world.
by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016
Get the culinarysexmug. Youshoulda (noun): A gender-neutral term for the innocuous and cheerful life coach you never hired, but is always armed with an endless supply of good intentions and a splash of enthusiasm. They believe it's their personal mission to guide everyone towards greatness, whether you asked for it or not! Often found dispensing unsolicited advice like a retired schmatta salesman in a bagel shop, a youshoulda radiates positivity while suggesting you should totally try bikram yoga, eat kale, or watch Bravo. They mean well, and their heart is always in the right place, making them the lovable friend you can’t help but giggle at while secretly appreciating their unwavering support!
Example sentence: Meredith can't stand it when her husband tells her, "You should do this" or "You should do that." However, her friend Dave reassures her, "Oh, he's really a special kind of guy; he's a youshoulda guy!" Yet, her friend Jen chimes in, "That's a big reason why I divorced my ex-husband, I couldn't stand his youshoulda behavior!"
by Seddy Mazel July 26, 2025
Get the youshouldamug. Seymour is such a sother that he always gets what he wants, until one day his wife divorced him cold turkey and told him to never sother her again. Seymour should focus on self-reflection and seek therapy to learn how to stop sothering the shit out of everyone
by Seddy Mazel August 16, 2023
Get the Sothermug. Mere-Seth : A couple that’s meant to be.
A couple that goes through and absolute shit storm that is meant to tear them apart, however they come out even stronger than they were before
A couple that goes through and absolute shit storm that is meant to tear them apart, however they come out even stronger than they were before
Paco and Rocco are a real MereSeth couple, after Rocco gambled his life’s savings away and Paco was arrested for indecent exposure at his in-laws, their relationship is stronger than ever
by Seddy Mazel June 12, 2022
Get the MereSethmug.