Seddy Mazel's definitions

pornward

to rapidly accelerate to the climatic point of a story or moment. Not wanting to hear the whole story but rather just the action.

Enough already, please move pornward to the fucking point, I don't have all day.
Many people with ADD behave in a pornward manner.

by Seddy Mazel February 25, 2017

schmuckbag

A person so unbecoming that it makes a douchebag look good. A human that would be more productive as a tackling dummy for Ndamukong Suh.

There is no chance in hell that I will have dinner with that schmuckbag.

by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016

Father's Day

Father's Day: the third Sunday in June appointed for the honoring of middle management. Also known as the one day a year middle management gets to "call the ball". A way to platitudinaly appease someone who's really needy

Richard's bust out brother has a really bad business idea that he wants to present to my boss , so I'll give him a gratatudinal "Father's Day meeting"

by Seddy Mazel September 17, 2017

Sother

to knowingly nudge and pester someone in hopes of a positive result.

Seymour is such a sother that he always gets what he wants, until one day his wife divorced him cold turkey and told him to never sother her again. Seymour should focus on self-reflection and seek therapy to learn how to stop sothering the shit out of everyone

by Seddy Mazel August 16, 2023

Howarya

the action of giving a loud welcome or recognition of a passerby, while politely attempting to scare and inspire them

While hiking Vinny yelled Howarya to a passerby and he nearly shit is pants

by Seddy Mazel August 20, 2022

opinestein

To brilliantly ponder about something before making a decision or reaching a conclusion.

I’m not sure if your idea is innovation or will bankrupt the company, I will need to opinestein on it this weekend.

by Seddy Mazel May 26, 2018

MereSeth

Mere-Seth : A couple that’s meant to be.

A couple that goes through and absolute shit storm that is meant to tear them apart, however they come out even stronger than they were before

Paco and Rocco are a real MereSeth couple, after Rocco gambled his life’s savings away and Paco was arrested for indecent exposure at his in-laws, their relationship is stronger than ever

by Seddy Mazel June 12, 2022