7 definitions by SecretlySexuallyTwisted
A friend with benefits in another city. No matter how far away or how long ago since you've seen each other, you can always plan on getting laid while you're visiting their city.
by SecretlySexuallyTwisted September 19, 2010
In a butch lesbian, the "dyke rack" is the opposite of breasts (rack), which are typically associated with femmes; the dyke rack refers to the region of the crotch; for example, it can be represented as a picture of a butch lesbian's fully-clothed crotch (often taken while packing).
by SecretlySexuallyTwisted September 20, 2010
Why else would Crystal Harris, 24, want a wrinkled STD-laden 84-year-old dude, but for his money? She must be a gold digger.
by SecretlySexuallyTwisted December 29, 2011
Sex that doesn't count because it happens so far away from one's home. ...Generally considered cheating, but justified as acceptable because it is beyond the common horizon.
by SecretlySexuallyTwisted September 19, 2010
by SecretlySexuallyTwisted September 19, 2010
...to be of the lesbian persuasion. "Pleased by a Packer" traditionally refers to a woman who can "pass" as a straight girl, but is a lesbian in disguise. She has the ability and physical lure necessary to score with men, but pulls a 'bait and switch' when she reveals she is actually a femme lesbian.
by SecretlySexuallyTwisted September 19, 2010
Any sexual activity engaged in before a stressful event, such as an exam, performance, work obligation, etc. Often used to release tension, but really just an excuse to get laid.
by SecretlySexuallyTwisted December 29, 2011