Secret Agent Man's definitions

eight ball

The problem person in the group, or one who stands out.

Well, we had a good turnout of volunteers--if you disregard that one 8-ball who smelled like a goat.

What the?!? Why do I get stuck dealing with all the 8-balls around here?

by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003

on blocks

Taken from the practice of leaving a car which has been thoroughly stripped up on concrete blocks. Something is said to be 'on blocks' when one comes back and finds it has been ransacked thoroughly.

I told you not to let anyone in--now my whole room's up on blocks!

Wait til Oscar gets back and finds his DVD collection up on blocks . . .

by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003

self-shaft

In college, a difficult professor might shaft the class. By extension, 'self-shaft' means taking the same class independent study.

Calc 3? I'm taking that self-shaft next semester.

by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003

hose job

Metaphorical term for fucking someone, or fucking them over. A metaphor for a metaphor!

My boss gave me Dave's project--that's a hose job if ever I heard of one.

Yeah, the vending machine don't work; someone poured salt water into it trying to hose job it into dropping all its change.

by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003

jaheeyazussah

Correct pronunciation of the five letter word 'JESUS' by southern baptist evangelists. Properly introduced below. The final syllable is strongly under accented, almost as if the mouth had dropped open blankly after the final 's' sound.

I say, you are going to HAY-el, if you don't bu-LEAVE in ja-HEEya-zus(sah).

by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003

baker's shitload

A dozen is 12; a baker's dozen is 13. By extension: however much is in a shitload, a baker's shitload has one more. See metric shitload

I expected a shitload of trouble, but not a baker's shitload of trouble.

by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003

my friend

What you call something that seems to want to get too close, too often. In the extreme case, it's your 'Special friend'

Damn! This pool chlorinator wants to be my friend!
(Looks down, dog humping leg) I think Vern's dog wants to be my Special friend.

by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003