hikeeba

Also, "haikeeba" and hi-keeba. An exclamation uttered during a kung fu move. First heard in a movie ridiculed on Mystery Science Theater 3000 called Women of the Prehistoric Planet.

Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected! Hikeeba!

by Sebastian Gorkamorka March 10, 2005

heck of a job

A complete and total screw-up. From President George W. Bush's infamous comment to FEMA chief Michael D. Brown while the latter was botching the federal response to Hurricane Katrina: "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."

Ben Affleck, you're doing a heck of a job on Gigli.

The captain of the Titanic did a heck of a job.

Varus, you're doing a heck of a job with those Legions.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 04, 2005

yeah no

A phrase that people now use to start sentences for some goddamn reason.

"Yeah no, I'd love to go commit suicide with you this afternoon. See you at 3!"

by Sebastian Gorkamorka April 03, 2008

yiz

In South Jersey, the plural of "you."

What time are yiz getting back from the shore?

by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 30, 2006

hypnotheoretical

No one knows what this word means.

"I refuse to be sucked into your hypnotheoretical arguments." - George Bush, Indianapolis, Indiana, Oct. 15, 2004.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka August 18, 2006

decider

A person who decides what is best.

"I hear the voices and I read the front page and I know the speculation but I'm the decider and I decide what is best and what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of defense."

by Sebastian Gorkamorka May 01, 2006

theoryhammer

Creating and promoting strategies for the Warhammer Fantasy or Warhammer 40,000 tabletop miniatures games without actually testing them on the battlefield. Most especially found on message boards.

Internet guy A: The Thousand Sons are unstoppable because they have two wounds.

Internet guy B: What a load of theoryhammer.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 20, 2005