Sebastian Gorkamorka's definitions

yeah no

A phrase that people now use to start sentences for some goddamn reason.

"Yeah no, I'd love to go commit suicide with you this afternoon. See you at 3!"

by Sebastian Gorkamorka April 3, 2008

yiz

In South Jersey, the plural of "you."

What time are yiz getting back from the shore?

by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 30, 2006

hypnotheoretical

No one knows what this word means.

"I refuse to be sucked into your hypnotheoretical arguments." - George Bush, Indianapolis, Indiana, Oct. 15, 2004.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka August 18, 2006

astronautocracy

1. A political system in which astronauts hold absolute power.

2. A country ruled by a government of astronauts.

With former space travelers John Glenn and Bill Nelson already members of the United States Senate, America is on the verge of descending into astronautocracy.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 13, 2005

Maverick

Something that John McCain and Sarah Palin are, as stated about 5,000 times during the vice presidential debates.

John McCain is a maverick! I'm a maverick! We're a team of mavericks! Maverick maverick maverick!

by Sebastian Gorkamorka January 16, 2009

strickly

How morons spell "strictly."

I was banned from the Internet forever just becuase I wrote "strickly" instead of "strictly." Is that rediculous or what?

by Sebastian Gorkamorka August 31, 2006

Fakenheimer's Disease

A medical condition which prevents one from attending school or work. Symptoms include coughing during phone conversations, talking through one's nose as though retarded and lying around playing video games. Recovery is swift.

Named after its first known victim, Karl Fakenheimer. (1802 - 1860)

Rob stayed home all last week with Fakenheimer's Disease but recouperated in time for Homecoming.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 28, 2005