Sebastian Gorkamorka's definitions

Fakenheimer's Disease

A medical condition which prevents one from attending school or work. Symptoms include coughing during phone conversations, talking through one's nose as though retarded and lying around playing video games. Recovery is swift.

Named after its first known victim, Karl Fakenheimer. (1802 - 1860)

Rob stayed home all last week with Fakenheimer's Disease but recouperated in time for Homecoming.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 28, 2005

Angry Internet Men

A term coined by the writers of rockpapershotgun.com to describe the Angry Men who inhabit the Internet and become angry about things such as video game patches, color palettes, and people who do not like the video game which they like.

Angry Internet Men burned down Blizzard headquarters after a World of Warcraft patch reduced the +2 Magic Missile to a +1 Magic Missile.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka January 20, 2009

decider

A person who decides what is best.

"I hear the voices and I read the front page and I know the speculation but I'm the decider and I decide what is best and what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of defense."

by Sebastian Gorkamorka May 1, 2006

Maverick

Something that John McCain and Sarah Palin are, as stated about 5,000 times during the vice presidential debates.

John McCain is a maverick! I'm a maverick! We're a team of mavericks! Maverick maverick maverick!

by Sebastian Gorkamorka January 16, 2009

yeah no

A phrase that people now use to start sentences for some goddamn reason.

"Yeah no, I'd love to go commit suicide with you this afternoon. See you at 3!"

by Sebastian Gorkamorka April 3, 2008

yiz

In South Jersey, the plural of "you."

What time are yiz getting back from the shore?

by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 30, 2006

strickly

How morons spell "strictly."

I was banned from the Internet forever just becuase I wrote "strickly" instead of "strictly." Is that rediculous or what?

by Sebastian Gorkamorka August 31, 2006