"I hear the voices and I read the front page and I know the speculation but I'm the decider and I decide what is best and what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of defense."
by Sebastian Gorkamorka April 18, 2006
In South Jersey, the plural of "you."
by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 30, 2006
A term coined by the writers of rockpapershotgun.com to describe the Angry Men who inhabit the Internet and become angry about things such as video game patches, color palettes, and people who do not like the video game which they like.
Angry Internet Men burned down Blizzard headquarters after a World of Warcraft patch reduced the +2 Magic Missile to a +1 Magic Missile.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 09, 2008
Alas! Our galleon fraught with Quicksilver, Bibles, Codpieces, Hat-Buckles, Medical Leeches and all sundry instruments of conquest was dragged to the bottom of the Ocean by a great sea-monster. I fear our colony in the New World is much bescrewed.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka May 07, 2007
Creating and promoting strategies for the Warhammer Fantasy or Warhammer 40,000 tabletop miniatures games without actually testing them on the battlefield. Most especially found on message boards.
Internet guy A: The Thousand Sons are unstoppable because they have two wounds.
Internet guy B: What a load of theoryhammer.
Internet guy B: What a load of theoryhammer.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 19, 2005
A fucking magnet is an object or material that creates a motherfucking magnetic field and shit. Magnets are miracles and no one knows how they work, though scientists have created many lies to explain the laws of electro-motherfucking-magnetism.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka April 19, 2010
A medical condition which prevents one from attending school or work. Symptoms include coughing during phone conversations, talking through one's nose as though retarded and lying around playing video games. Recovery is swift.
Named after its first known victim, Karl Fakenheimer. (1802 - 1860)
Named after its first known victim, Karl Fakenheimer. (1802 - 1860)
by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 27, 2005