Sebastian Gorkamorka's definitions

hypnotheoretical

No one knows what this word means.

"I refuse to be sucked into your hypnotheoretical arguments." - George Bush, Indianapolis, Indiana, Oct. 15, 2004.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka August 18, 2006

magnet

A fucking magnet is an object or material that creates a motherfucking magnetic field and shit. Magnets are miracles and no one knows how they work, though scientists have created many lies to explain the laws of electro-motherfucking-magnetism.

Fuckin' magnets. How do they work?

by Sebastian Gorkamorka April 19, 2010

Angry Internet Men

A term coined by the writers of rockpapershotgun.com to describe the Angry Men who inhabit the Internet and become angry about things such as video game patches, color palettes, and people who do not like the video game which they like.

Angry Internet Men burned down Blizzard headquarters after a World of Warcraft patch reduced the +2 Magic Missile to a +1 Magic Missile.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka January 20, 2009

Maverick

Something that John McCain and Sarah Palin are, as stated about 5,000 times during the vice presidential debates.

John McCain is a maverick! I'm a maverick! We're a team of mavericks! Maverick maverick maverick!

by Sebastian Gorkamorka January 16, 2009

theoryhammer

Creating and promoting strategies for the Warhammer Fantasy or Warhammer 40,000 tabletop miniatures games without actually testing them on the battlefield. Most especially found on message boards.

Internet guy A: The Thousand Sons are unstoppable because they have two wounds.

Internet guy B: What a load of theoryhammer.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 20, 2005

Bot Mitzvah

A coming-of-age ceremony for young Jewish robots. Usually held on the robot's 13th birthday, when the robot is considered mature enough to begin his or her lifelong mission of destroying all humans.

David-tron's Bot Mitzvah was an ostentatious affair, with clown-bots, singing bots and a buffet.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka May 14, 2008

bescrewed

Archaic form of "screwed."

Alas! Our galleon fraught with Quicksilver, Bibles, Codpieces, Hat-Buckles, Medical Leeches and all sundry instruments of conquest was dragged to the bottom of the Ocean by a great sea-monster. I fear our colony in the New World is much bescrewed.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka May 22, 2007