Sebastian Gorkamorka's definitions

Fakenheimer's Disease

A medical condition which prevents one from attending school or work. Symptoms include coughing during phone conversations, talking through one's nose as though retarded and lying around playing video games. Recovery is swift.

Named after its first known victim, Karl Fakenheimer. (1802 - 1860)

Rob stayed home all last week with Fakenheimer's Disease but recouperated in time for Homecoming.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 28, 2005

hikeeba

Also, "haikeeba" and hi-keeba. An exclamation uttered during a kung fu move. First heard in a movie ridiculed on Mystery Science Theater 3000 called Women of the Prehistoric Planet.

Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected! Hikeeba!

by Sebastian Gorkamorka March 10, 2005

strickly

How morons spell "strictly."

I was banned from the Internet forever just becuase I wrote "strickly" instead of "strictly." Is that rediculous or what?

by Sebastian Gorkamorka August 31, 2006

Maverick

Something that John McCain and Sarah Palin are, as stated about 5,000 times during the vice presidential debates.

John McCain is a maverick! I'm a maverick! We're a team of mavericks! Maverick maverick maverick!

by Sebastian Gorkamorka January 16, 2009

Bot Mitzvah

A coming-of-age ceremony for young Jewish robots. Usually held on the robot's 13th birthday, when the robot is considered mature enough to begin his or her lifelong mission of destroying all humans.

David-tron's Bot Mitzvah was an ostentatious affair, with clown-bots, singing bots and a buffet.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka May 14, 2008

bescrewed

Archaic form of "screwed."

Alas! Our galleon fraught with Quicksilver, Bibles, Codpieces, Hat-Buckles, Medical Leeches and all sundry instruments of conquest was dragged to the bottom of the Ocean by a great sea-monster. I fear our colony in the New World is much bescrewed.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka May 22, 2007

decider

A person who decides what is best.

"I hear the voices and I read the front page and I know the speculation but I'm the decider and I decide what is best and what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of defense."

by Sebastian Gorkamorka May 1, 2006