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A university located in the city of Seattle and in the state of Washington. If you take away the Medical program and its graduate schools, it's basically just a larger version of a community college.

The undergrad students (AKA Fuskies or Dawgs) comprise mainly of Asian-Americans, foreigners, and spoiled white kids who cannot properly function well in life if living anywhere 20 miles farther from their parents. Others include smelly hippies, unhealthy North Face wearing chicks, male homophobes who are stuck in mid-90's era A&F styling, friendly fags, cranky dykes and occasional African-Americans from the sports teams.

The majority of these class-less kids are delusional idiots who thought they could get into UC Berkley, Stanford or some east coast Ivy League school back in high school, but ultimately got rejected on many occasions. As a result, they make the mistake that their undergrad education at UW is far superior than anyone else, but in truth is comparable to any community college in the Seattle area. The students also suffer from a "superiority complex" in which they exaggerate their self-worth, bloat their egos, stroke their friends' egos, act elitist and poke fun at other PAC-10 schools because it makes them feel better when mommy & daddy is not around to boost their self-esteem with cupcakes every morning.

Campus is dangerous with muggers, thugs and rapists.
University of Washington on campus student clinic...

Doctor: "I hope you are taking your birth control pills."

Female UW Student: "I make sure I take them every morning"

Doctor: "You are a GREAT humanitarian."
by SeattleSecretAgent April 3, 2011
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