14 definitions by Seatthell
Round my way, it means you keep putting off masterbating, ie you keep procrastinating on your masterbating.
Guy: Ya I was gonna free willy and do my best automatic sprinkler impression but then I got distract... ooh look! a nickel! (..and thus another successful procrasterbate)
by Seatthell July 28, 2011
Punk: Look at that bunch of gapers riding their gaping sticks.
Fucktard: Ya.
person: I need some new gaping sticks
anonymous: No you need to stfu.
Fucktard: Ya.
person: I need some new gaping sticks
anonymous: No you need to stfu.
by Seatthell January 27, 2007
A term used to describe anything that is not right, broken, not going well, messed up, or basically anything that you just generally do not agree with.
Overused to epic tweaker proportions in 'the scene', it can be used multiple times in a single sentence and have legitimate need for its use each time.
If said more than once in a conversation is a dead giveaway that someone hits the choad pipe on the reg.
Overused to epic tweaker proportions in 'the scene', it can be used multiple times in a single sentence and have legitimate need for its use each time.
If said more than once in a conversation is a dead giveaway that someone hits the choad pipe on the reg.
Smoker: Last night was soo fucked off man listen to this: so after you left, me and your fucked off girlfriend were walking to the club and as i pulled out that rig a cig that i broke earlier and had to mc gyver...
General Nuisance: uh huh
Smoker: my fucking brand new piece hitched a ride and came flying out my pocket and bounced off the sidewalk into a total fucked off mess right in front of that block monster with the cloudy eye thats always scanning at 45 degrees.
Nuisance: That dude is so fucked off. One time his eye scanned me when I was almost standing behind him. Creeped me the fuck out. hella bad.
Smoker: Stop saying hella so much. But ya the club was hella fucked off so your girl pulled me back to her crib and got me g'd up and lookin to meet up lol.
Nuisance: Then what she blew you!
Smoker: No way dude we wouldn't do that! Thats fucked off that you would even say that!
Nuisance: I'm sorry
Smoker: You should be cos I'm not some fucked off twacker who would just up and put my dick in her mouth. But damn that girl can fuck
Nuisance: Hella fucked off
Smoker: I'm sorry
General Nuisance: uh huh
Smoker: my fucking brand new piece hitched a ride and came flying out my pocket and bounced off the sidewalk into a total fucked off mess right in front of that block monster with the cloudy eye thats always scanning at 45 degrees.
Nuisance: That dude is so fucked off. One time his eye scanned me when I was almost standing behind him. Creeped me the fuck out. hella bad.
Smoker: Stop saying hella so much. But ya the club was hella fucked off so your girl pulled me back to her crib and got me g'd up and lookin to meet up lol.
Nuisance: Then what she blew you!
Smoker: No way dude we wouldn't do that! Thats fucked off that you would even say that!
Nuisance: I'm sorry
Smoker: You should be cos I'm not some fucked off twacker who would just up and put my dick in her mouth. But damn that girl can fuck
Nuisance: Hella fucked off
Smoker: I'm sorry
by Seatthell August 22, 2011
fuck off loser ..a cryptic way to tell someone what you think about them when actually writing the words could lead to drama.
by Seatthell December 16, 2009
Dude: did you see what that autistic person just did!!
Other dude: Definitely have to go to K Mart for underwear.
Dude: that was autastic I tell ya! How much would you pay to see someone do that again?
Other dude: 'bout a hundred dollars. Ya, definitely a hundred dollars.
Other dude: Definitely have to go to K Mart for underwear.
Dude: that was autastic I tell ya! How much would you pay to see someone do that again?
Other dude: 'bout a hundred dollars. Ya, definitely a hundred dollars.
by Seatthell May 3, 2008
same thing as an asshat.
by Seatthell January 27, 2007
aka, poop. Can be of any size, shape or form as long as it's not loose or soupy like diarrhea, cha cha cha, diarrhea.
aka, a Boston Red Sox fan
aka, a Boston Red Sox fan
by Seatthell February 14, 2006