1 definition by Seanye

lifeboat

when you have to take a dump, lay a few sheets of toilet paper before you take a dump. That my friend is the actual life boat. What the life boat does is protects you from the evil backsplash. I don't know about you but i HATE it when backsplash touches my anus.

Jerry deployed a lifeboat so not to get backsplash while taking a dump

by Seanye November 4, 2005