3 definitions by Sean1

the clutch

A particular feeling of stomach discomfort following the consuption of greasy, unhealthy food (especially McDonalds). Symptoms may include nausea, but are most commonly a feeling of bloatedness, gas, and weight "clutching" your stomach. Theories explaining the origins of the clutch include the mixture of hot greasy food followed by 64 oz. of cold, carbonated soda mixing in the stomach. This affliction is especially dangerous when experienced while driving an automobile.

May also be considered the undesired relative of "the itis."

"5 miles after eating a Big Mac Combo Meal from a highway rest area, I was hit by The Clutch. The rest of my drive sucked."

by Sean1 June 5, 2006

bisexual

A gay guy who has sex with women sometimes.

Pedro claims to be "bisexual" because he's hooked up with girls... what a homo.

by Sean1 October 2, 2007

fast african swimmer

A slang term for Sicilians, based on their proximity to Africa and alleged swimming ability. It is not well known if this term is considered derogatory.

"My grandmother was from Naples, but my grandfather was a fast african swimmer."

by Sean1 June 5, 2006