Sean's definitions

douche bag

The title that inferior males receive when having an extremely hot, gorgeous, sexy, beautiful or attractive girlfriend or wife.

Wow, that hot chick is surrounded by complete douche bags. How did they get a girl like that with those gay clothes they are wearing and that gay hair cut?

by Sean February 9, 2005

wall street journal

A very elaborate and advanced newspaper that is available everywhere. It contains articles about business as well as current events. Overall, an excellent paper.

None of you dumb fucks read the Wall Street Journal because it has no cartoons or color. Shit, just shit!

by sean June 19, 2003

cunt tree

similar to dick tree

the guy was a fuckn dick tree,

by sean March 22, 2005

screwdified

The act of being screwed

"Hey dude, here comes the cops, we are SO screwdified!"

by Sean November 22, 2004

repeat offender

when you just get done wiping your ass after taking a dump and immediatly have to take another dump.

i have raw ass from repeat offenders.

by sean January 7, 2005

Toombs/T-rod

The biggest hardass in the universe as we know it.

"That Brian Earl Spilner is a hardass," the Captain proclaimed. "Yeah, but did Brian Earl Spilner lick broken glass up off T-ram's floor, and eat an entire wheel of cheese after dominating the gallon challenge?" Chuck replied. "Well, no." Captain said. "Plus he can turn a 4/4/4 double play, get 98's on diff eq. exams when Sean gets 75's, AND get hired in the blocker labs!" Chuck added. The Captain concluded, "You're so right, Toombs really is a total hardass."

by Sean April 14, 2005

moneyshot

1. to embarass someone publicly

2. to have sex, then pull out and give the man juice via face

I was walking on the street and i saw this hot bitch so i proceeded to give her a moneyshot.

I woke up early so i had enough time to give one of my many bitches a slimy money shot (via face)


good good

by Sean September 28, 2004