Scyfersythe's definitions

cuddling

The act of a man enduring non-sexual activity, in hopes of his girlfriend putting out, nly to have 99.99999999999999999% of the time,she decides to go do something else.

I just got done cuddling. Sucked ass. Not a nipple i sight.

by Scyfersythe October 23, 2007

thug life

A life os senseless violence and self-destruction.

If you want to live a hard thug life, something is wrong with you.

by Scyfersythe January 13, 2008

pain series

The ultimate desensitizer available on the web. If you think you have seen shocking pics, you have seen nothing until your eyes lay upon this set of brutes. Goatse and Tubgirl are incuded, but nothing compared to its companions. I advise, if you thought the before-mentioned images were too much, do not look at the Pain Series. I warned you!

I just literally saw the Pain Series minutes before writing this definition. My blood has run cold and I feel silent. The world is not the same. God bless the Pain Series.

by Scyfersythe November 12, 2007

ddr

The most awesome arcade game in existence. The first time you play it, you can get addicted as I did. I had horrible withdrawals and always had to spend money to play as much as aI could. Thankfully, that has now subsided. Not because I got over, but because it is so damn over-priced now.

ZOMG let's play DDR!

by Scyfersythe January 13, 2008

ManOwaR

Some dickwads who apparently can rule what is metal and what isn't. They turn up their speakers and play their supposedly epic music, thinking that a ten on the volume is the most metal thing in the world.

ManOwaR is so metal. DId you see their speakers. It was on ten! Metal!

by Scyfersythe January 13, 2008

friends

Those assholes who won't give you the keys, despite the fact that you are fine. Also, the reason why you hate carrots.

My friends suck ass.

by Scyfersythe November 14, 2007

flood pants

Shorts so baggy, they look like short pants, the kind you would wear if a flood ever came to town. Usually sported by cholos/gangsters/white boys living in the hills.

*Yawns and wipes out eye-boogers* Today, I feeel extra cholo. Besides my XXXXXXXXLLL plain white tee, bandanda, and new tatoo of my name placed on the back of my neck, I think I'm going to show off my new flood pants to the homies and hynas.

by Scyfersythe February 17, 2008