Scuba Steve's definitions

nut punter

The act of holding a testicle with both hands as if it were a football and delivering a swift kick to it so that it sails through the air.

I punted the nut about 28 yards and got like 4 seconds of hangtime. It was sweet.

by Scuba Steve January 21, 2005

noab

extremely bored to the fifth power

I am so noab im going to freak out.

by scuba steve March 22, 2004

Berklee College of Music

The best music school on the face of the earth. It is located in Boston, MA. Not to be confused with the other Berkeley in California. Berklee in boston is spelt this way because it was founded by Lee Berk, and the name was just switched around to make "Berklee".

side note: there is an MIT (Mass. Institute of Technology) in boston, and another MIT (Musician's Institute of Technology) in California. So here's how it goes:

Berklee in Boston: Popular Music
Berkeley in Cali: Popular Gen Ed

MIT in Boston: Popular Gen Ed
MIT in Cali:Popular Music

Strange? yes.

Berklee kicks ass, juliard and miami can suck it.

by scuba steve December 30, 2004

Bottle Rocket

To tightly roll up a Listerine Strip and slip it into the urethra of one's penis.

"That dude is crazy sick! After recieving a hot carl he went on to give himself a bottle rocket!"

by Scuba Steve November 25, 2003

SACD

A facade. A way for record companies to get rich off the same music that gullible techsuckers already own. Don't buy into the bullshit about better sound quality, especially of SACDs that were culled from digitally recorded originals and not master tapes. All CDs that are SACD are copy-protected so you can't play them on your PC, you can't rip them, and you can't upload them -- no back-ups, which is just what they want.

Austin: Hey, is that an SACD?
Me: Uh, no, I just turned my treble up.

by scuba steve January 15, 2005

lars ulrich

Drummer for the largest metal band ever, Metallica. Takes a lot of heat for the napster incident. Also gets shit on a lot by people who say he sucks a lot at drums, without thinking if the fact that Lars never said he was good, or talks like he knows what the hell he's doing anyways. He probably doesnt care anyways. He is making truckloads of money playing for Metallica, and he has a hot doctor wife. Does life get any better? I submit that it does not!

-Who plays drums for Metallica?
-Why, Lars Ulrich plays the drums for Metallica.
-Ah, Thank You

by scuba steve November 7, 2004

hobart

A word made by Garrett Mostowski that refers to anyone thing that could possible be in a bust.

You are such a hobart

by scuba steve August 14, 2003