23 definitions by Scuba Steve

Tom Cruise

Movie star who only uses 2 facial expressions in every movie he's in: smiling and not smiling.

Bad guy: I can see that your very upset.
Tom Cruise: You've never seen me...very upset.

by Scuba Steve January 21, 2005

the oldest company in the world. not just the oldest cymbal company, but the oldest company period. est. 1623

what is the oldest established company in the history of the world?

zildjian

by Scuba Steve November 14, 2004

'capping' or killing.

i'm out cappin some bitches that owe me money!

by Scuba Steve December 23, 2004

"Running Faggot, running free, see the faggot, he fed a puppy, Running Faggot, running free!"

by Scuba Steve January 15, 2005

I am so noab im going to freak out.

by Scuba Steve March 23, 2004

To tightly roll up a Listerine Strip and slip it into the urethra of one's penis.

"That dude is crazy sick! After recieving a hot carl he went on to give himself a bottle rocket!"

by Scuba Steve November 25, 2003

A person containing the attributes of both a "Jack ass" and a "Dick wad". Having a inept attitude or ignorance.

Larry is such a JACK WAD for stealing my car.

by Scuba Steve October 30, 2003