A Genre of Rap Music most notorious for its references to Crime, Drugs, Guns & other dark aspects of the underworld.
Guy a) yo' playa you heard of Gangland Rap?
Guy b) yeah it's pretty raw rap bro, Google Celebrity Pete Laan has heaps of em on his Instagram account #ijustSHOTkerser
Guy b) yeah it's pretty raw rap bro, Google Celebrity Pete Laan has heaps of em on his Instagram account #ijustSHOTkerser
by Scriptures July 18, 2017
Yo’ you seen how many views and followers kerser has on Instagram @kerserofficial ??
Yeah son, checked his profile on hypeauditor.com and 35% of em are bought! #dontfuckwithkerser lol
Yeah son, checked his profile on hypeauditor.com and 35% of em are bought! #dontfuckwithkerser lol
by Scriptures July 21, 2018
An awesome girl with Colgate teeth who generally works at KFC during her teens. She has long dark hair.
Girl: Omg who is that girl in KFC drive through with the long brown hair?
Pete Laan : that’s Seymon, bitch.
Pete Laan : that’s Seymon, bitch.
by Scriptures October 20, 2018
by Scriptures August 29, 2018
Girl a) Haha, you know that Pete Laan Google, YouTube & UrbanDictionary Celebrity?
Girl b) lol yeah.. on his Instagram is a video of his cute lil mum checking out his new drag bike! She walked in the shed & said 'ohh shit, shitmean that bike.. Shitmean! Ahaha 🤣
Girl b) lol yeah.. on his Instagram is a video of his cute lil mum checking out his new drag bike! She walked in the shed & said 'ohh shit, shitmean that bike.. Shitmean! Ahaha 🤣
by Scriptures April 08, 2017
The unconditionally loved Adelaide City Girl in the life of Celebrity Pete Laan She's funny, sexy, smart and adorable.. a true dazzler on the eye's of anyone 😻
Girl A) omfg! When will Pete Laan EVER stfu about this Adelaide girl Ambeh Rose?
Girl B) rofl! I don't think he EVER will! He adores Her, loves Her, even wrote a guitar love song about her for Facebook and scored over 1000 views on it! She's the Perfect girl for him in his eyes.. they were actually Facebook engaged for four months! Word has it he called the engagement off and went back to Facebook Single just recently because she was taking fordayzzzz to marry him 🤣💍 But she know's he still loves her the same anyways! They're so damnnn cute!! Please DO get married guys, Awww!! 💏
Girl B) rofl! I don't think he EVER will! He adores Her, loves Her, even wrote a guitar love song about her for Facebook and scored over 1000 views on it! She's the Perfect girl for him in his eyes.. they were actually Facebook engaged for four months! Word has it he called the engagement off and went back to Facebook Single just recently because she was taking fordayzzzz to marry him 🤣💍 But she know's he still loves her the same anyways! They're so damnnn cute!! Please DO get married guys, Awww!! 💏
by Scriptures April 09, 2017