Scott's definitions

hosebag

An extremely trashy woman. Generally described by each of the following:
Chain Smoker
+50
Unemployed
Dresses like a skank
Addicted to crack

Look! It's a drunken hosebag!

by Scott April 3, 2003

lickalottapuss

What you get when a lesbian and a dinosaur procreate.

The lickalottapuss has been extinct for years.

by scott January 30, 2004

AMG

Mercedes-Benz's small performance division. Takes regular Mercedes's, adds new wheels, a really powerful handbuild and assembled engine, and probably a new air dam and exhaust tips.

This AMG is the fastest, most well built car on earth.

by Scott January 20, 2004

chicken dick

having a dick like a neck of a chicken simular to the turkey dick

that chicken dicked son of a bitch just stole my girl and cornholed me!

by scott January 17, 2004

John Kerry

Contrary to popular belief, Kerry was not a liberal. Kerry was the first communist candidate to come close to becoming the United States of America's president. For more information, visit www.communistsforkerry.com

Heil Heinz!
For the U.S.S.A!

by Scott August 18, 2006

decepticon

You know when you see a girl from a distance and she looks pretty hot, but the ugly factor increases the closer you get.

(from a distance...)
Friend 1: Dude! Check her out!
Friend 2: Yeah, not bad!
(the closer they get...)
Friend 1: Yo dude, my bad!
Friend 2: No prob, she's a decepticon!

by Scott January 14, 2004

prussocked

to be blatantly dicked over by an obviously out of shape alcoholic.

This past weekend I got prussocked.

by scott January 19, 2005