Scott's definitions

muffed up

The polite way to describe somthing that is "fucked up"

Jack muffed up Jason's face after Jason attempted to finger Jacks mothers asshole while she was sleeping.

by scott January 30, 2004

buttum

ass, butt, sitter

Jenny's buttum is saggy and old.

by scott June 11, 2003

Chillaxing

The process of rectal prolapse.

"Fuck man, I was chillaxing that one until I got owned!"

by Scott December 14, 2004

large

the state of the penis when aroused

fuck me, she was so damn fine she gave me instant large

by scott September 28, 2004

walking hardon

A term to describe a male who always wants or thinks about sex. This term describes 99% of the male species.

That brother is a walking hardon.

by scott January 30, 2004

contraoscuorbulate

When large breasts move in opposite circles during dancing

Beth, a double D blonde with no bra, was wildly gyrating to "Sweet Child of Mine" after several Captain and Cokes.

by Scott November 4, 2004

popple

A word that my wife from Minnesotta and some of her family thinks is the name of a tree. The name of the tree is actually poplar, but those folk from the upper midwest have lazy toungues I guess.

Oh look honey, there is a popple tree. DOH

by Scott July 31, 2004