Scott's definitions

cell phone

1)a girl's best friend cause it has 12 different types of vibrate

2)a what-ya-ma-call-it used to call people on the go

3)a cheap way of getting bling bling

1)i need a faster one

2)can i call you from the car?

3)i got da bling bling on ebay!

by scott July 14, 2004

shrine

1. The tomb of a venerated person, such as a saint.
2. A place at which devotion is paid to a venerated person.

I would go party, but I'm busy building a shrine to Ronald Reagan in my backyard.

by Scott June 1, 2004

929

Mazda 929 was mazdas luxury rear wheel drive boat car that was designed to compeate with bmws and caddys, now all its good for is a cheap winter drifter so you can practice your dori dori skills threwout the winter and then be ready for action in your 240 in the summer! the car has heated seats, a weak tranny, and auto swivle vents. its a sweet party car good for driving around a large group of your buddys during the winter months. also does amazing burnouts and is verry well balanced for drifto also when you rip it sideways threw a neighborhood people will just think your some crazy old man who lost control of his car and not look at you tehehe

Bro lets go to the 929 and go drifto in the streets!

by Scott January 22, 2005

cronk

A large bowel movement; a hefty shit; a turd of significant girth.

I had a large cronk this morning and feel like a new man.

by Scott June 2, 2004

closet slut

one who has sex secretly because they are secretly gay and either 1)dating an openly gay guy or 2) dating another closet slut

he always hangs out with that boy, its almost like hes a closet slut....

by scott December 30, 2004

cluster fuck

Any activity involving 3 or more people or 2 or more cars.

I tried to meet those guys at the movies but it all turned into a big cluster fuck

by scott January 17, 2004

mwaa

Chief Wiggum's catch phrase on the Simpsons.

Look, I even have my own catch phrase...MWAA!

by Scott January 21, 2005