Scott's definitions

saturn

An over-priced, unreliable piece of American crap. A company that has done a masterful job marketing themselves as something different from the other crap American car manufacturers when the only thing unique about them is they clap and hand you balloons when you driver away in your over-priced, unreliable piece of crap. The antithesis of the Honda or Toyota.

Saturn Ads: A different kind of car, a different kind company.
Me: differen kind of car ya, its complete piece of shit; different kind of company, ya, the salesmen did everything but blow me when I picked the thing up.

by scott June 4, 2004

LAMP

Acronym for "long ass meaningless post" in a forum. People posting opinons in a forum that are off topic, and continue forever.

I hate LAMP
-That would be a typical reply you would see in a forum topic, that is off topic and/or overly dicussed.

by Scott June 19, 2006

Jihugen

Main Entry: 1large
Pronunciation: Gi-hue-gen
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): jihugen·er; jihugen·est
Etymology: Made up
Date: 20th century
1 : Really large in size
2 : AMPLE, ABUNDANT b : EXTENSIVE, BROAD
3 a : exceeding most other things of like kind especially in quantity or size : BIG b : dealing in great numbers or quantities
- jihugen·ness noun
- jihugen·ish /Ji-hue-gen-ish/ adjective

A jihugen and highly profitable business.

by Scott November 3, 2003

shloobe

a girl that is a fuck buddy but wants you to spoil her

that bitch is such a shloobe

by scott April 16, 2003

sleep one off

TO sleep all day to avoid a hangover

Man I was fucked up last night so I gotta sleep one off

by Scott July 19, 2004

fagical

Modus Operandi of a homosexual.

That guy Steve thinks these curtains don't match those window trimmings. What fragical thinking.

by Scott May 17, 2004

hoobla

an action word, which you may use in surprise, exclamation or as a type of battle cry!

Surprise: BOO! AHHH HOOBLA, Exclamation: We've won hooray!!! HHOOOOOOOBBBBLLLLLLAAAAAAA, battle cry: YOU CAN TAKE OUR LIVES BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE OUR FREEDOM!! HOOOOOOOBBBBLLLLLAAAAA (gggrrrr)

by Scott June 25, 2004