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Wain(s) is the Scottish term for child. Used mainly in the west of Scotland around the Glasgow area.
Wee Linda: Did ye know that Shantel's huvin ene'r wain???
Big Linda: Aye? That'll be so she kin get mare aff the social!!!
by ScotchMick August 18, 2014
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I just love Jesus. Don't you?
by ScotchMick August 20, 2014
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The word Atheist refers to someone who is a follower of the Atheist Religion. The religion of Atheism was founded between 20-25AD by Arad Atheus, a Gomorrahn Shepard who was actively involved in and, though not known for certain, is said to have led the campaign to ban Jesus from preaching. Arad Atheus was conservative in his ways and saw Jesus's progressive philosophy of life and promotion of abstention to be harmful and restrictive of the common people's natural desires. Atheus had followers similar in number, perhaps even higher, than those gathered by Jesus. Atheus died of leprosy at the age of 40, shortly before the crucifixion of Jesus. Atheus contributed greatly to the edict that ultimately sent Jesus to his death. The holy book of Modern Atheism is The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins - the current High Priest of Atheism. Approximately 15% of the world are Atheists and Atheists use the findings of science rather than the idea of an almighty God to explain the universe
Isn't it great to be an Atheist?
by ScotchMick August 20, 2014
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Nyaff is a word used mainly in the West of Scotland; especially around the Glasgow area that is used when referring to someone who is a bit weird or 'off' or just to refer to someone who you don't like in general.
Bob: Ahm no too keen on that Tam ae, he's a wee nyaff so he is.

Jimmy: Aye! He's an arsehole.
by ScotchMick August 7, 2015
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