6 definitions by Scoats

San Francisco Treat

oral sex performed on a supposedly straight man by a gay man

Dude, just say no if Bruce offers you a "San Francisco Treat".

by Scoats August 11, 2003

precious mellons

Yet another phrase for breasts. An extention of "mellons", coming by way of those crappy Precious Moments statuettes.

by Scoats May 9, 2003

Hummer Syndrome

the inverse relationship between the size of a man's vehicle and the size of his penis.

Another dude in an H2, definitely Hummer Syndrome. Man why doesn't he just get a bumper sticker that says "I'm compensating for my small dick".

by Scoats May 12, 2003

jitbag

literally a bag of semen, could literally mean a used condom. In actual usage, it refers to someone who acts like an extreme asshole.

"I can't believe that jitbag grabbed my girlfriend's hooters".

by Scoats May 9, 2003

flippers

the oversized upper arms of highly overweight women, usually highly visible during summer when these women wear sleeveless shirts.

Ugh, look at the flippers on that heffer.

by Scoats May 10, 2003

jazzed

to be excited by something

I'm really jazzed with the new sushi restaurant.

by Scoats May 9, 2003