Satan's definitions

chelli

A fat stupid beast that was born from a lump of shit, and as a result of the earlier anal sex the cum and shit formed a "person" a very very stupid, annoying asshole that should die and rot in a festering pile shit.

God, Chelli is such a stupid bitch...

by Satan April 17, 2005

pugging

Taking a dump on someones hood

Jane was caught pugging on his friends car.

by SaTaN August 10, 2003

off da heezie

off the hook; great.

Yo my kicks are off the heezie.

by Satan August 11, 2003

we need to talk

You are screwed.

"George, we need to talk. Are you cheating on me?"
"Fuck."

by Satan September 20, 2003

MAVROSAURUS

a herbivore from the information age that is compelled to voice its opinion, whether right or wrong, whenever someone is willing to listen, and even when most are not. mavrosaurus is destined to become extinct due to its inability to adapt to real life situations like inserting information into a database. a voracious hippocrit, mavrosaurus never puts in a full day's work, and typically sneaks out within two minutes of the boss's departure. mavrosaurus is quite nervous, and never misses an opportunity to rub its claws together, then throw its arms up and snarl its highly recognizable "PFFFT"

Nobody likes a mavrosaurus.

by satan September 30, 2003

rush limbaugh

An overweight conservative radio talk show host that likes to consume large amounts of prescription pain medication.also see Junky

Rush Limbaugh is a hypocrite

by satan October 5, 2003

Marlis

Marlis is a Evil man/demon who only one person knows, if anyone else knows they will die. Only john knows and no-one else.

Marlis climbed out of the Hell Hole and said "John make your friends go away".

by Satan July 5, 2004