Satan's definitions

durham local

the most badass person alive

jesus: hey that guy is really cool.
Satan: yea, he's the durham local

by satan February 28, 2005

Cuban Necktie

theres also brazillian and columbian necktie.

I don't think it's real. it's just a sick clever idea.

cypress hill has a track about cuban necktie.

by Satan April 30, 2003

shotgun

The art of drinking bruskies really fast. Done by poking a hole in the bottom of a beer then cracking open the top whilst sucking the hole.

Fuckin' Giv'r, shotgun those brews you pussy!

by SATAN March 1, 2005

eet mur chikun

Random string of words applied to an awkward moment to break silence, or in a moment of increasingly violent conversation to enlighten/cease others.

*Silence in the waiting room*
Person: EET MUR CHIKUN!
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Person1: "I did NOT get your boyfriend pregnant, Jake!"
Person2: "Lies! ALL LIES!!!"
Person3: "EET MUR CHIKUN!"
Person1&2: "Wtf?"

by Satan November 7, 2003

ass is grass

An expression foretelling a person's doom or demise. Originated from the fact that a murdered person's body decomposes and then provides fertilizer for grass, hence the "ass" becoming grass.

Your ass is grass if she gave you head while we were dating.

by Satan March 25, 2005

double bagger

A minger so ugly that only a Mullingar Muppet would shag her

Did you see Fiachra chatting up that double bagger last night?

by Satan January 7, 2005

Marlis

Marlis is a Evil man/demon who only one person knows, if anyone else knows they will die. Only john knows and no-one else.

Marlis climbed out of the Hell Hole and said "John make your friends go away".

by Satan July 5, 2004