Sasha's definitions

chicken scratch

Really bad hand writing that only the person who wrote it can read it. Most often it just looks like scribbles.

Bob I can't read your chicken scratch! What does this say??

by Sasha June 27, 2003

disconfect

To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, somehow assuming this will 'remove' all the germs.

"Five second rule"
"Naw, it was down there for 6, I better disconfect it..."

by Sasha July 3, 2003

bonified

a state of excitement...comes from the root word boner

He was bonified about the great party he got invited to.

by Sasha December 23, 2004

Defecaloesiophobia

the fear of painful bowels movements.

'i can't go to the bathroom! I just had thanksgiving dinner and i have Defecaloesiophobia!!!'

by sasha December 9, 2003

gorilla steeze

hunched over like an ape; gorilla style. skiing term

"He busted that skit with mad gorilla steeze!"

by sasha December 29, 2003

shizha

A word that can be used to mean a cheese used for anything from waxing your mustache, your car, your dog, and is absolutely ok on crackers.

Shizha! *laugh laugh cackle cackle snort snort* (can be used in any context whatsoeer.)

by Sasha July 9, 2003

dunlap syndrome

when your stomach " dun lapped" over your pants

Hey that lady over there needs to pull her pants up- she gots Dunlap Syndrome.

by Sasha June 17, 2006