Sarge's definitions

oogle

A word used by Christina to describe perverts who ogle her

She felt dirty as she got oogled

by sarge October 9, 2005

gaper

One that can successfully insert all 10 fingers into their anal port.

Holy shit, his fingertips are covered in shit! What a fucking gaper!

by sarge October 24, 2003

sigoloch

Ugly asshole that looks like Uncle Fester

Sigoloch had sex with a broom.

by Sarge January 4, 2003

goshed

Intoxicated.

I'm so fucking goshed.

by Sarge December 31, 2001

Film Actor Guild(F.A.G)

fictional orginization created for Team America: World Police. satire of the Screen Actors Guild AKA S.A.G

most of the F.A.G.s are assholes and pussies

by Sarge January 11, 2005

knee cap

To place a pistol or other firearm behind a persons kneecap and pull the trigger, obliterating the knee and crippling the victim. A common mob tactic.

The track star wouldn't pay his debts, so we knee capped him.

by sarge September 23, 2005

kubrick

the only filmmaker I have ever seen who's films are either brlliant (A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket) or crap (2001: A Space Oddyssey, The Shining). the only way to get 2001 is if you read the novel, and the shining is so differant from the source material that it ruins much of the atmosphere.

kubrick: " o crap, i forgot to film the expositional scenes! o well this picture of a monkey staring at a block is pretty self explanatory. as is the giant baby from nowhere!"

by Sarge January 11, 2005