Santa's definitions

genitals

The things that hurt when you kick them.

"Ow, youjust kicked my genitals, and now they really really hurt!" "My genitals itch!"

by Santa November 11, 2002

Neawn

Neawn, a termed used to insult a young 16 John Kennedy.
The reason for this word's creation was derived from Cletus the slack Jawed Yockel from the simpsons. Since young John is quite unwealthy, he isn't john anymore but Johnny!!!!

Neawn be poor
Johnny!!! take off ur pants!!!
Neawn, income Neawny!!!

by Santa December 22, 2004

Bonesaw

I medical tool docters use for organ doners.

Nurse, please pass me that bone saw.

by Santa December 27, 2002

nacho

a chip to dip in salsa or melted cheese. goes well with a soda :)

"They brought a big bag of nachos, and it was tasty."

by Santa December 27, 2002

Taxi

heaven or hell, depends on the woman

She sent me home last night, utter taxi

Got shouted for a lift last night, taxi taxi taxi!

by Santa July 2, 2004

mom

someone who gave birth to you.

"Luke...(breath) I am your mom."

by Santa November 26, 2002

invideous

Invideous: Someone, or thing that is vulgar and shocking. Probably best used to describe Dunstable and its inhabbitants. cough* taz *cough

"OMG you invideous scum I cant believe u did that to my dog!..."

by Santa June 3, 2004