Santa's definitions

owtf

the alternate way of saying Oh, What the fuck?

Person 1:owtf, you did not get get pwnt.
Person 2: Yep, I got PWNTZ.
Person 1: Go pwn yourself, n00ber.

by Santa October 14, 2004

spam

spam stands for
Stupid
Pointless
Annoying
Messages

"I spamed the perverts the other day, and now they're really pissed off!"

by Santa November 13, 2002

smileynev

The frothy by product of anal sex. Also see santorum.

Drool Boy's penis was covered in smileynev after a night of wild lovemaking to Desslock.

by santa December 23, 2003

Easter bunny

A creapy guy in a buny suit who has a fetish for chickens

"oh my god! The easter bunny's fuggin chickins"

by Santa May 3, 2004

Neawn

Neawn, a termed used to insult a young 16 John Kennedy.
The reason for this word's creation was derived from Cletus the slack Jawed Yockel from the simpsons. Since young John is quite unwealthy, he isn't john anymore but Johnny!!!!

Neawn be poor
Johnny!!! take off ur pants!!!
Neawn, income Neawny!!!

by Santa December 22, 2004

genitals

The things that hurt when you kick them.

"Ow, youjust kicked my genitals, and now they really really hurt!" "My genitals itch!"

by Santa November 11, 2002

hello

a greeting

"Hello! If you don't know what 'hello' means, you are metally unstable **wink** have a nice day."

by Santa November 19, 2002