Sanchez's definitions

greasy wire

A smooth operator. someone who is well liked by others.

I thought you where a greasy wire, but your nothing but a rusty chain.

by sanchez February 12, 2005

poppets

Small drops of shite that fall out at perfect intervals and float on the water in clusters.

'i just planted some poppets'

by sanchez September 5, 2003

Butter face

Comes from the saying "everything about her is hott but her face."

That girl has a nice ass, but she is a wicked butter face.

by sanchez September 19, 2004

jizz face

any person who believes they are better than everyone else and sucks off members in command.

Jack is a jizz face.

by sanchez February 12, 2005

shovelface

A girl who looks like an elephant's ass taking a huge dump.

That girl is a shovelface, I can't stand to look at her.

by Sanchez April 7, 2005

Buske

Verb (Bus- Key):
To ditch your friends for a girl you have little or no chance with, yet remain to pursue.
A one sided crush.
Also see "gay best friend"

Man, I though Ryan would be at the Tavern last night.

No, he's pulling another Buske.

by Sanchez June 24, 2004

Wet Wimbledon

Ejaculating a load onto a woman's face, then bludgeoning her with a tennis racquet.

Your little sister is missing teeth because of the Wet Wimbledon I gave her last night.

by Sanchez April 22, 2005