Sanchez's definitions

shovelface

A girl who looks like an elephant's ass taking a huge dump.

That girl is a shovelface, I can't stand to look at her.

by Sanchez April 7, 2005

Neirenberg

The God of pestillence,weeping sores cover his face, and filthy little mmmbrets and bulled cavort in his strewn organs.

Damn mum!! your pussy is as smelly as Neirenberg tonight!

by Sanchez May 24, 2003

strangle bait

To strangle ones self during masterbation in order to achieve orgasm.

I had to strangle bait last night to bust a nut

by sanchez February 12, 2005

Wet Wimbledon

Ejaculating a load onto a woman's face, then bludgeoning her with a tennis racquet.

Your little sister is missing teeth because of the Wet Wimbledon I gave her last night.

by Sanchez April 22, 2005

Buske

Verb (Bus- Key):
To ditch your friends for a girl you have little or no chance with, yet remain to pursue.
A one sided crush.
Also see "gay best friend"

Man, I though Ryan would be at the Tavern last night.

No, he's pulling another Buske.

by Sanchez June 24, 2004

Burnside

To do the bare minimum of a job, just enough to get by.

Did you burnside your work today. or did you do it right?

by sanchez February 12, 2005

Willy Wonka

It's when you bang a chick real hard, blow your load, then after you pull out she blows a bubble of jiz.

Damn yo, I just gave your mom a willy wonka

by Sanchez December 8, 2004