Sammy Nutt's definitions

laser-cum

As the guy ejeaculates he grips his penis head tight making the whole smaller so the pressure shoots a tight rope of semen a long distance

Man I was so horny last night I cranked that laser-cum all over her face...and that was while I was on my knees!

by Sammy Nutt July 4, 2010

dump-truck ass

(n.) A bodaciously large ass that slams and bounces with each step. Usually there is a ripple that bounces throughout the cheek as the foot hits the ground.

Daaamn dude she got that dump-truck ass!! Look at that shit, everytime she step it go 'bah' 'bah' 'bah'

by Sammy Nutt July 6, 2010

pooptagious

(adj.) When you realize you have to dump really bad after the person next to describes how bad they have to poopy or after they run to the bathroom

Now that you mention it, I have to dump like a motherfucker too...boy oh boy squeezing out a few steamy logs must be pooptagious

by Sammy Nutt June 27, 2010

nuttbutter

(n.) The nutt inside a girls/guys butt after 3+ people have spread their 'butter'

After the fourth guy finished, Lorie was completely filled with that nuttbutter

by Sammy Nutt July 4, 2010

snowy roof

When the guy busts and leaves his load on the top of her pubic mound, giving her vagina a snowy roof.

Guy: "Im gonna cum...snowy roof time!"
Girl: "You got it everrrrywhere!"
Guy: "Aw babe I just wanted to cool off your vag...at least I didnt try to make a snowman with it this time"

by Sammy Nutt September 9, 2010

Poopuretic

Just like a diuretic, but something that makes you have to poop reaaallly bad.

This coffee and cigarette is a fuckin poopuretic man, I'm halfway through this Marlboro and java and I'm about ready to fill-up my underwear.

by Sammy Nutt October 8, 2010

Brosephry

The great skill of being able to come up with sweet Bro words or Bro names.
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Ronald: “What’s up Broaquin Phoenix?”
Marge: “Hahaha….wow I’ve never heard that one.”
Ronald: “What can I say? I have an advanced degree in Brosephry”

by Sammy Nutt March 11, 2011