Sammy Nutt's definitions

Ribbons

A slang term referring to semen or ejaculate.

"Damn man I would wreck that ass until I bust ribbons"

by Sammy Nutt August 27, 2011

Brosephry

The great skill of being able to come up with sweet Bro words or Bro names.
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Ronald: “What’s up Broaquin Phoenix?”
Marge: “Hahaha….wow I’ve never heard that one.”
Ronald: “What can I say? I have an advanced degree in Brosephry”

by Sammy Nutt March 11, 2011

Poopuretic

Just like a diuretic, but something that makes you have to poop reaaallly bad.

This coffee and cigarette is a fuckin poopuretic man, I'm halfway through this Marlboro and java and I'm about ready to fill-up my underwear.

by Sammy Nutt October 8, 2010

sangich

How Guidos pronounce 'sandwich"

Hey bro i look ova and there was these two hyuge tuner sangiches just hangin there floppin on the floor there

by Sammy Nutt September 10, 2010

snowy roof

When the guy busts and leaves his load on the top of her pubic mound, giving her vagina a snowy roof.

Guy: "Im gonna cum...snowy roof time!"
Girl: "You got it everrrrywhere!"
Guy: "Aw babe I just wanted to cool off your vag...at least I didnt try to make a snowman with it this time"

by Sammy Nutt September 9, 2010

K-Rod

To completely fuckin’ lose it and beat the tar out of someone, preferably your father in-law.

**Modeled after Met’s pitcher K-Rod’s epic meltdown on 8/11/2010 in which he beat the fuck out of his father in-law in the team clubhouse, resulting in assault charges.**

Example: “Reginald’s been taking my shit like a punk bitch…better watch out I’m gonna go fuckin’ K-Rod on his ass”

by Sammy Nutt September 2, 2010

dump-truck ass

(n.) A bodaciously large ass that slams and bounces with each step. Usually there is a ripple that bounces throughout the cheek as the foot hits the ground.

Daaamn dude she got that dump-truck ass!! Look at that shit, everytime she step it go 'bah' 'bah' 'bah'

by Sammy Nutt July 6, 2010