Sambiase's definitions

Gassy-ass

When you want to sarcastically thank someone with a fart. A Mexican thank you!

Wife: l picked up your socks off the floor, again!

Husband: bends over letting one rip and says: “gassy-ass senorita” and smiles. BTW he’s making a full recovery in the hospital!

by Sambiase April 14, 2019

Adida

When someone throws something at you and you don’t know where it came from. When someone throws something at the performer at a concert.

DaBaby after having a shoe thrown at him he yells “who threw that busted ass adida!!”

by Sambiase July 25, 2022

kninkles

The wrinkly skin above your knees.

I put on a few pounds and now I have kninkles.

by Sambiase May 22, 2017

bagpipe lung

1. A condition after sucking too much dick.

2. When she sucks so hard you start moaning like you are playing bag pipes.

Mary’s out of breath! Ya, she sucked so much dick at the party, that she has bagpipe lung!

by Sambiase September 30, 2022

Trump Fuck

When you fuck so bad that you offend your partner and build walls, preventing anyone from getting in again!

Dude 1: What a night! I don't think I'll be going out with Linda again! Dude 2: Why not? Dude 1: she's such a trump fuck! Dude 2: too bad bro!

by Sambiase December 13, 2016

Palm Muting

a method to dampen loud orgamsic screams during sex.

When you place you place the palm of your hand on your girlfriends mouth to keep her loud orgasmic screams down so that no one can hear her in the other dorm rooms!

Dude one: "boring night?" Dude two: "no man got laid!" Dude one: "I didn't hear a thing?" Dude two: "ya nasty loud, I thought nothing could dampen her enthusiasm, I had to use some palm muting to keep it down!" Dude one: "awesome!"

by Sambiase January 10, 2014

Taco Boat

Another name for a Latinas vagina.

Maria is not home right now, she went to have her taco boat waxed!

by Sambiase January 9, 2018