Sambiase's definitions

Gassy-ass

When you want to sarcastically thank someone with a fart. A Mexican thank you!

Wife: l picked up your socks off the floor, again!

Husband: bends over letting one rip and says: “gassy-ass senorita” and smiles. BTW he’s making a full recovery in the hospital!

by Sambiase April 14, 2019

Olympic Sex

When the only thing you do is “practice” sex and finally have sex in 4 years.

Dude 1: Dude I got laid last night. Dude 2: Not me I have Olympic sex! Dude 1: Olympic sex? Dude 2: yah i’ve been practicing for 3 years now and hope to get laid by next year!

by Sambiase April 14, 2019

donut-licker

A person who demonstrates hatred towards their own country or is unpatriotic.

Ya did you hear what she said, what a donut-licker!

by Sambiase July 26, 2015

scoundrels night

The night before Valentine’s Day. Date night in the day before Valentine’s Day in order to avoid the crowd and busy restaurants.

My wife and I are going to dinner on scoundrels night this year.

by Sambiase January 25, 2023

G-Man

The right guy to do the job & get it done right! Hard worker and faithful. Always on time and mindful of others. Respects the opinion of others, even though he may night agree with them. Focused, but a day dreamer, as he always wants to better himself and the work he does for others. Willing to bear all the elements, but never lose his dignity. If you need to count on somone, it's G-Man!

Man! That guy got all the work done in have the time! What a G-Man!

by Sambiase October 28, 2010

Fug

When you hug someone or something as if you are fucking it!

"Look at Nick on the dance floor "fugging" Jessica!"

"My dog likes to "fug" my stuffed teddy bear"

"what rymes with hug me!"

by Sambiase September 20, 2013

TikTok Toe

When woman unknowingly show their camel toe while doing a TikTok. Camel toe on TikTok.

Virginia just posted her dance on TikTok and what could I see her TikTok Toe!

by Sambiase January 31, 2020