Sambiase's definitions

Jonah

A person who carries a jinx, one who will bring bad luck any they go.

I was on a winning streak until Jonah showed up!!
Any luck with the girls tonight? Was doing ok until Jonah showed up!!

by Sambiase November 1, 2022

bagpipe lung

1. A condition after sucking too much dick.

2. When she sucks so hard you start moaning like you are playing bag pipes.

Mary’s out of breath! Ya, she sucked so much dick at the party, that she has bagpipe lung!

by Sambiase September 30, 2022

Bel Air Slap

An unexpected slap to the face. When someone slaps another in the face for what seems to be an unnecessary show of bravado.

Will walked up to Chris and just gave him a Bel Air Slap!!

by Sambiase March 30, 2022

Brend

The end slice of a loaf of bread. Also known as simply the end piece, crust, butt or bum.

I hate it when I go to make a sandwich and all that's left is the "Brend". Drives me nuts!

by Sambiase June 15, 2021

PRNDL

A statement as to how life is treating you, plans for the day, how things are going; using the gear position of an automobile; Park, Reverse, Neutral, Drive and Low. As a way of expressing what you are doing or feel about yourself.

So what’s the Prndl? I’m parking it for the day, don’t feel like doing much. Oh I shouldn’t have said that! “prindle”, (wanting to reverse what was said).

by Sambiase March 3, 2025

grease the peach

Female erection, when a woman is aroused, well lubricated because of sexual arousal. Equivalent of a male erection.

He started to kiss my neck, but nothing; couldn’t even grease the peach!

by Sambiase March 10, 2023

rectal ozone

The process of having an ozone producing device inserted in the anus, in hope of health benefits. Subsequent farts after using such a device.

Gwyneth shoved an ozone dildo up her ass in order to boost her oxygen levels. More like increasing her rectal ozone pleasure levels.

by Sambiase March 17, 2023