Sambiase's definitions

Chicken Tuna

Being incredibly fit; specially abs!
A great tight body.

Wow she’s incredible! Chicken Tuna!!

by Sambiase May 27, 2018

meat mole

when a piece of edible meat, resembling a mole lands on your face while eating too fast!

Michael was eating his ribs so fast that when I looked over he had a meat mole stuck to the side of his face!

by Sambiase February 7, 2013

Olympic Sex

When the only thing you do is “practice” sex and finally have sex in 4 years.

Dude 1: Dude I got laid last night. Dude 2: Not me I have Olympic sex! Dude 1: Olympic sex? Dude 2: yah i’ve been practicing for 3 years now and hope to get laid by next year!

by Sambiase April 14, 2019

donut-licker

A person who demonstrates hatred towards their own country or is unpatriotic.

Ya did you hear what she said, what a donut-licker!

by Sambiase July 26, 2015

scoundrels night

The night before Valentine’s Day. Date night in the day before Valentine’s Day in order to avoid the crowd and busy restaurants.

My wife and I are going to dinner on scoundrels night this year.

by Sambiase January 25, 2023

Forest Dump

When you have to take a shit so bad that you move anything or anyone out of the way and run like Forest Gump being chased. When you finaly reach the crapper you feel the same relief as Forest did when his braces broke away!

"Oh crap! Move out of the way, I gotta take a Forest Dump!

by Sambiase September 2, 2013

grease the peach

Female erection, when a woman is aroused, well lubricated because of sexual arousal. Equivalent of a male erection.

He started to kiss my neck, but nothing; couldn’t even grease the peach!

by Sambiase March 10, 2023