Sambiase's definitions

kninkles

The wrinkly skin above your knees.

I put on a few pounds and now I have kninkles.

by Sambiase May 22, 2017

bagpipe lung

1. A condition after sucking too much dick.

2. When she sucks so hard you start moaning like you are playing bag pipes.

Mary’s out of breath! Ya, she sucked so much dick at the party, that she has bagpipe lung!

by Sambiase September 30, 2022

me-cesssion

Having to cut back on personal expenses due to the high cost of living.

Jamie is in a me-cesssion as he couldn’t order a latte and uber eats today!

by Sambiase August 14, 2024

Olympic Sex

When the only thing you do is “practice” sex and finally have sex in 4 years.

Dude 1: Dude I got laid last night. Dude 2: Not me I have Olympic sex! Dude 1: Olympic sex? Dude 2: yah i’ve been practicing for 3 years now and hope to get laid by next year!

by Sambiase April 14, 2019

donut-licker

A person who demonstrates hatred towards their own country or is unpatriotic.

Ya did you hear what she said, what a donut-licker!

by Sambiase July 26, 2015

grease the peach

Female erection, when a woman is aroused, well lubricated because of sexual arousal. Equivalent of a male erection.

He started to kiss my neck, but nothing; couldn’t even grease the peach!

by Sambiase March 10, 2023

Gassy-ass

When you want to sarcastically thank someone with a fart. A Mexican thank you!

Wife: l picked up your socks off the floor, again!

Husband: bends over letting one rip and says: “gassy-ass senorita” and smiles. BTW he’s making a full recovery in the hospital!

by Sambiase April 14, 2019