Sambiase's definitions

adida

When someone throws a shoe at a performer at a concert. When grandma throws her shoe at you for misbehaving.

During his live performance someone threw a shoe at DaBaby and he yelled “Who threw that busted ass adida”.

I was making too much noise in the family room and all of the sudden BAM! Grandma hits me with an Adida!!

by Sambiase July 27, 2022

Olympic Sex

When the only thing you do is “practice” sex and finally have sex in 4 years.

Dude 1: Dude I got laid last night. Dude 2: Not me I have Olympic sex! Dude 1: Olympic sex? Dude 2: yah i’ve been practicing for 3 years now and hope to get laid by next year!

by Sambiase April 14, 2019

donut-licker

A person who demonstrates hatred towards their own country or is unpatriotic.

Ya did you hear what she said, what a donut-licker!

by Sambiase July 26, 2015

Forest Dump

When you have to take a shit so bad that you move anything out of the way and run like Forest Gump being chased. Then when you finaly reach the crapper you feel the same relief as Forest did when his braces broke away!

"Oh crap! Move out of the way, I gotta take a Forest Dump!"

by Sambiase August 27, 2013

Forest Dump

When you have to take a shit so bad that you move anything or anyone out of the way and run like Forest Gump being chased. When you finaly reach the crapper you feel the same relief as Forest did when his braces broke away!

"Oh crap! Move out of the way, I gotta take a Forest Dump!

by Sambiase September 2, 2013

Jonah

A person who carries a jinx, one who will bring bad luck any they go.

I was on a winning streak until Jonah showed up!!
Any luck with the girls tonight? Was doing ok until Jonah showed up!!

by Sambiase November 1, 2022

Gassy-ass

When you want to sarcastically thank someone with a fart. A Mexican thank you!

Wife: l picked up your socks off the floor, again!

Husband: bends over letting one rip and says: “gassy-ass senorita” and smiles. BTW he’s making a full recovery in the hospital!

by Sambiase April 14, 2019