Sambiase's definitions

Bel Air Slap

An unexpected slap to the face. When someone slaps another in the face for what seems to be an unnecessary show of bravado.

Will walked up to Chris and just gave him a Bel Air Slap!!

by Sambiase March 30, 2022

bagpipe lung

1. A condition after sucking too much dick.

2. When she sucks so hard you start moaning like you are playing bag pipes.

Mary’s out of breath! Ya, she sucked so much dick at the party, that she has bagpipe lung!

by Sambiase September 30, 2022

Olympic Sex

When the only thing you do is “practice” sex and finally have sex in 4 years.

Dude 1: Dude I got laid last night. Dude 2: Not me I have Olympic sex! Dude 1: Olympic sex? Dude 2: yah i’ve been practicing for 3 years now and hope to get laid by next year!

by Sambiase April 14, 2019

donut-licker

A person who demonstrates hatred towards their own country or is unpatriotic.

Ya did you hear what she said, what a donut-licker!

by Sambiase July 26, 2015

G-Man

The right guy to do the job & get it done right! Hard worker and faithful. Always on time and mindful of others. Respects the opinion of others, even though he may night agree with them. Focused, but a day dreamer, as he always wants to better himself and the work he does for others. Willing to bear all the elements, but never lose his dignity. If you need to count on somone, it's G-Man!

Man! That guy got all the work done in have the time! What a G-Man!

by Sambiase October 28, 2010

Cockulator

A method used to determine when you are going to fuck her! A prediction to your buddies when you will screw the hot chick you just met.

Dudes! Check Lisa out, I'll have to pull out the old cockulator and say I'll bang her in three days!

by Sambiase September 6, 2016

kninkles

The wrinkly skin above your knees.

I put on a few pounds and now I have kninkles.

by Sambiase May 22, 2017