Sambiase's definitions

kninkles

The wrinkly skin above your knees.

I put on a few pounds and now I have kninkles.

by Sambiase May 22, 2017

bagpipe lung

1. A condition after sucking too much dick.

2. When she sucks so hard you start moaning like you are playing bag pipes.

Mary’s out of breath! Ya, she sucked so much dick at the party, that she has bagpipe lung!

by Sambiase September 30, 2022

diktok

A man over 40 that likes or follows a hot girls posts.

Derek likes red bikinis on Tiktok and and always presses like! What a Diktok!

by Sambiase November 8, 2019

Olympic Sex

When the only thing you do is “practice” sex and finally have sex in 4 years.

Dude 1: Dude I got laid last night. Dude 2: Not me I have Olympic sex! Dude 1: Olympic sex? Dude 2: yah i’ve been practicing for 3 years now and hope to get laid by next year!

by Sambiase April 14, 2019

G-Man

The right guy to do the job & get it done right! Hard worker and faithful. Always on time and mindful of others. Respects the opinion of others, even though he may night agree with them. Focused, but a day dreamer, as he always wants to better himself and the work he does for others. Willing to bear all the elements, but never lose his dignity. If you need to count on somone, it's G-Man!

Man! That guy got all the work done in have the time! What a G-Man!

by Sambiase October 28, 2010

Cockulator

A method used to determine when you are going to fuck her! A prediction to your buddies when you will screw the hot chick you just met.

Dudes! Check Lisa out, I'll have to pull out the old cockulator and say I'll bang her in three days!

by Sambiase September 6, 2016

Fug

When you hug someone or something as if you are fucking it!

"Look at Nick on the dance floor "fugging" Jessica!"

"My dog likes to "fug" my stuffed teddy bear"

"what rymes with hug me!"

by Sambiase September 20, 2013