Sambiase's definitions

Forest Dump

When you have to take a shit so bad that you move anything out of the way and run like Forest Gump being chased. Then when you finaly reach the crapper you feel the same relief as Forest did when his braces broke away!

"Oh crap! Move out of the way, I gotta take a Forest Dump!"

by Sambiase August 27, 2013

45

A back handed slap in the face using 4 fingers followed by an open handed 5 finger slap in the opposite direction.

Dude you're pissing me off! Shut up before I 45 ya!

by Sambiase March 29, 2015

Ctrl-Alt-Delete

Another word for kissing-oral sex-and then taking a shit.

Dude 1: Hey buddy how was your night?
Dude 2: Awesome, spent it with girlfriend.

Ctrl-Alt-Delete
Dude 1: Nice!

by Sambiase February 28, 2018

Sog

The dirty wet film on the surface of flip flops after a long hot summer. The stinky wet film on the bottom of your shoes after wearing them for a long time, especially without socks.

Ryan Seacrest had his flip flops stolen at the beach and he warned the thief that they were old and covered in Sog.

by Sambiase September 1, 2022

Floppy Kid

The inability to get an erection.

I know I’m getting old, this morning I had a floppy kid.

She knew I wasn’t turned on when she looked down my pants and I had a floppy kid.

by Sambiase May 6, 2018

adida

When someone throws a shoe at a performer at a concert. When grandma throws her shoe at you for misbehaving.

During his live performance someone threw a shoe at DaBaby and he yelled “Who threw that busted ass adida”.

I was making too much noise in the family room and all of the sudden BAM! Grandma hits me with an Adida!!

by Sambiase July 27, 2022

Trump Fuck

When you fuck so bad that you offend your partner and build walls, preventing anyone from getting in again!

Dude 1: What a night! I don't think I'll be going out with Linda again! Dude 2: Why not? Dude 1: she's such a trump fuck! Dude 2: too bad bro!

by Sambiase December 13, 2016