Sambiase's definitions

Floppy Kid

The inability to get an erection.

I know I’m getting old, this morning I had a floppy kid.

She knew I wasn’t turned on when she looked down my pants and I had a floppy kid.

by Sambiase May 6, 2018

Brend

The end slice of a loaf of bread. Also known as simply the end piece, crust, butt or bum.

I hate it when I go to make a sandwich and all that's left is the "Brend". Drives me nuts!

by Sambiase June 15, 2021

Nexual

Defining someone as your next conquest; the person you deem fit to be your next sexual encounter; a declaration the the person you speak of will be your next fuck!

Dam dude! Look at Laura; she's definitely my nexual.

Teacher: you ready for alesson?
Student: yes! Very nexual indeed!

by Sambiase September 23, 2016

Tesla donuts

When your are so excited about something new! Feeling so happy about everything that you start spinning in circles like a dog! So happy you spin in circles in the snow with your new Tesla vehicle just because you can!

Got my new Tesla model 3 today! First thing I did was Tesla Donuts in the snow!!!

by Sambiase February 2, 2019

Hotdog card

When a person assumes that after several dates the other person will have sex with them.

So, now that we’ve been out a few times, would you like to come over to my place? What we’ve gone out a few times and you’re playing the hotdog card? Wow!

by Sambiase May 31, 2024

kninkles

The wrinkly skin above your knees.

I put on a few pounds and now I have kninkles.

by Sambiase May 22, 2017

Covid-Finger

When someone points out that you are going in the wrong direction in a Covid marked aisle. When someone points to their face that a: you are not wearing a mask, b: they are not wearing a mask as a sign of rebellion.

I was walking in the grocery store when someone gave me the Covid-Finger and looked down at the arrow letting me know that I was walking in the wrong direction!

by Sambiase September 27, 2020