Sambiase's definitions

diktok

A man over 40 that likes or follows a hot girls posts.

Derek likes red bikinis on Tiktok and and always presses like! What a Diktok!

by Sambiase November 8, 2019

Brend

The end slice of a loaf of bread. Also known as simply the end piece, crust, butt or bum.

I hate it when I go to make a sandwich and all that's left is the "Brend". Drives me nuts!

by Sambiase June 15, 2021

Hotdog card

When a person assumes that after several dates the other person will have sex with them.

So, now that we’ve been out a few times, would you like to come over to my place? What we’ve gone out a few times and you’re playing the hotdog card? Wow!

by Sambiase May 31, 2024

Nexual

Defining someone as your next conquest; the person you deem fit to be your next sexual encounter; a declaration the the person you speak of will be your next fuck!

Dam dude! Look at Laura; she's definitely my nexual.

Teacher: you ready for alesson?
Student: yes! Very nexual indeed!

by Sambiase September 23, 2016

Tesla donuts

When your are so excited about something new! Feeling so happy about everything that you start spinning in circles like a dog! So happy you spin in circles in the snow with your new Tesla vehicle just because you can!

Got my new Tesla model 3 today! First thing I did was Tesla Donuts in the snow!!!

by Sambiase February 2, 2019

rectal ozone

The process of having an ozone producing device inserted in the anus, in hope of health benefits. Subsequent farts after using such a device.

Gwyneth shoved an ozone dildo up her ass in order to boost her oxygen levels. More like increasing her rectal ozone pleasure levels.

by Sambiase March 17, 2023

Sog

The dirty wet film on the surface of flip flops after a long hot summer. The stinky wet film on the bottom of your shoes after wearing them for a long time, especially without socks.

Ryan Seacrest had his flip flops stolen at the beach and he warned the thief that they were old and covered in Sog.

by Sambiase September 1, 2022