Sambiase's definitions

Forest Dump

When you have to take a shit so bad that you move anything or anyone out of the way and run like Forest Gump being chased. When you finaly reach the crapper you feel the same relief as Forest did when his braces broke away!

"Oh crap! Move out of the way, I gotta take a Forest Dump!

by Sambiase September 2, 2013

Forest Dump

When you have to take a shit so bad that you move anything out of the way and run like Forest Gump being chased. Then when you finaly reach the crapper you feel the same relief as Forest did when his braces broke away!

"Oh crap! Move out of the way, I gotta take a Forest Dump!"

by Sambiase August 27, 2013

Jonah

A person who carries a jinx, one who will bring bad luck any they go.

I was on a winning streak until Jonah showed up!!
Any luck with the girls tonight? Was doing ok until Jonah showed up!!

by Sambiase November 1, 2022

bagpipe lung

1. A condition after sucking too much dick.

2. When she sucks so hard you start moaning like you are playing bag pipes.

Mary’s out of breath! Ya, she sucked so much dick at the party, that she has bagpipe lung!

by Sambiase September 30, 2022

kninkles

The wrinkly skin above your knees.

I put on a few pounds and now I have kninkles.

by Sambiase May 22, 2017

Floppy Kid

The inability to get an erection.

I know I’m getting old, this morning I had a floppy kid.

She knew I wasn’t turned on when she looked down my pants and I had a floppy kid.

by Sambiase May 6, 2018

Sog

The dirty wet film on the surface of flip flops after a long hot summer. The stinky wet film on the bottom of your shoes after wearing them for a long time, especially without socks.

Ryan Seacrest had his flip flops stolen at the beach and he warned the thief that they were old and covered in Sog.

by Sambiase September 1, 2022