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Tesla donuts

When your are so excited about something new! Feeling so happy about everything that you start spinning in circles like a dog! So happy you spin in circles in the snow with your new Tesla vehicle just because you can!
Got my new Tesla model 3 today! First thing I did was Tesla Donuts in the snow!!!
by Sambiase February 2, 2019
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rectal ozone

The process of having an ozone producing device inserted in the anus, in hope of health benefits. Subsequent farts after using such a device.
Gwyneth shoved an ozone dildo up her ass in order to boost her oxygen levels. More like increasing her rectal ozone pleasure levels.
by Sambiase March 17, 2023
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Forest Dump

When you have to take a shit so bad that you move anything or anyone out of the way and run like Forest Gump being chased. When you finaly reach the crapper you feel the same relief as Forest did when his braces broke away!
"Oh crap! Move out of the way, I gotta take a Forest Dump!
by Sambiase September 2, 2013
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Jonah

A person who carries a jinx, one who will bring bad luck any they go.
I was on a winning streak until Jonah showed up!!
Any luck with the girls tonight? Was doing ok until Jonah showed up!!
by Sambiase November 1, 2022
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Forest Dump

When you have to take a shit so bad that you move anything out of the way and run like Forest Gump being chased. Then when you finaly reach the crapper you feel the same relief as Forest did when his braces broke away!
"Oh crap! Move out of the way, I gotta take a Forest Dump!"
by Sambiase August 27, 2013
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meat mole

when a piece of edible meat, resembling a mole lands on your face while eating too fast!
Michael was eating his ribs so fast that when I looked over he had a meat mole stuck to the side of his face!
by Sambiase February 7, 2013
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45

A back handed slap in the face using 4 fingers followed by an open handed 5 finger slap in the opposite direction.
Dude you're pissing me off! Shut up before I 45 ya!
by Sambiase March 29, 2015
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