Sambiase's definitions

scoundrels night

The night before Valentine’s Day. Date night in the day before Valentine’s Day in order to avoid the crowd and busy restaurants.

My wife and I are going to dinner on scoundrels night this year.

by Sambiase January 25, 2023

45

A back handed slap in the face using 4 fingers followed by an open handed 5 finger slap in the opposite direction.

Dude you're pissing me off! Shut up before I 45 ya!

by Sambiase March 29, 2015

meat mole

when a piece of edible meat, resembling a mole lands on your face while eating too fast!

Michael was eating his ribs so fast that when I looked over he had a meat mole stuck to the side of his face!

by Sambiase February 7, 2013

Trump Fuck

When you fuck so bad that you offend your partner and build walls, preventing anyone from getting in again!

Dude 1: What a night! I don't think I'll be going out with Linda again! Dude 2: Why not? Dude 1: she's such a trump fuck! Dude 2: too bad bro!

by Sambiase December 13, 2016

grease the peach

Female erection, when a woman is aroused, well lubricated because of sexual arousal. Equivalent of a male erection.

He started to kiss my neck, but nothing; couldn’t even grease the peach!

by Sambiase March 10, 2023

Gassy-ass

When you want to sarcastically thank someone with a fart. A Mexican thank you!

Wife: l picked up your socks off the floor, again!

Husband: bends over letting one rip and says: “gassy-ass senorita” and smiles. BTW he’s making a full recovery in the hospital!

by Sambiase April 14, 2019

Adida

When someone throws something at you and you don’t know where it came from. When someone throws something at the performer at a concert.

DaBaby after having a shoe thrown at him he yells “who threw that busted ass adida!!”

by Sambiase July 25, 2022