Sambiase's definitions

Taco Boat

Another name for a Latinas vagina.

Maria is not home right now, she went to have her taco boat waxed!

by Sambiase January 9, 2018

rectal ozone

The process of having an ozone producing device inserted in the anus, in hope of health benefits. Subsequent farts after using such a device.

Gwyneth shoved an ozone dildo up her ass in order to boost her oxygen levels. More like increasing her rectal ozone pleasure levels.

by Sambiase March 17, 2023

kninkles

The wrinkly skin above your knees.

I put on a few pounds and now I have kninkles.

by Sambiase May 22, 2017

bagpipe lung

1. A condition after sucking too much dick.

2. When she sucks so hard you start moaning like you are playing bag pipes.

Mary’s out of breath! Ya, she sucked so much dick at the party, that she has bagpipe lung!

by Sambiase September 30, 2022

PRNDL

A statement as to how life is treating you, plans for the day, how things are going; using the gear position of an automobile; Park, Reverse, Neutral, Drive and Low. As a way of expressing what you are doing or feel about yourself.

So what’s the Prndl? I’m parking it for the day, don’t feel like doing much. Oh I shouldn’t have said that! “prindle”, (wanting to reverse what was said).

by Sambiase March 3, 2025

Sog

The dirty wet film on the surface of flip flops after a long hot summer. The stinky wet film on the bottom of your shoes after wearing them for a long time, especially without socks.

Ryan Seacrest had his flip flops stolen at the beach and he warned the thief that they were old and covered in Sog.

by Sambiase September 1, 2022

Floppy Kid

The inability to get an erection.

I know I’m getting old, this morning I had a floppy kid.

She knew I wasn’t turned on when she looked down my pants and I had a floppy kid.

by Sambiase May 6, 2018