Samantha Fox's definitions

toss off

A highly elaborate form of masturbation involving pronounced forward movement of both arms.

Anyone planning to toss off is gonna need a lot of space to himself.

by Samantha Fox November 7, 2007

buffy the vampire slayer

Born Buffy Anne Summers in Los Angeles, California, Buffy is the descendant of a long line of vampire slayers that stretches back to at least the Dark Ages and probably much further. In 1997, she moved to the town of Sunnydale, California, the so-called Hellmouth. There she defended humanity from the evil schemes of The Master, Mayor Richard Wilkins III, Glory, The First Evil and Angelus. She is currently residing in Italy.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer would kick Dracula's butt any day.

by Samantha Fox January 11, 2008

angelina jolie

Better known as Tomb Raider. Jolie is the world's most famous archaeologist. Her exploits were depicted in the Tomb Raider series of video games and films. Due to her incredible hotness, Jolie became Male Masturbation Fantasy # 1 for three years in a row between 2001 and 2003.

Angelina Jolie is the greatest archaeologist in the history of mankind.

by Samantha Fox November 7, 2007

jacking off

applying lubricant to the penis, then rubbing it slowly up and down while viewing images of attractive woman naked or engaging in sex acts. In time, the rhythmic movement will lead to a build-up in excitement. At this point, your sister and her best mate will walk in. It'll be too late to stop and a sticky whitish fluid will shoot out onto your computer screen. The girls will close the door and you will be left in a state of profound shame.

I was jacking off to pictures of Carmen Electra when the nuns walked in.

by Samantha Fox November 7, 2007

tart

A professional slut who poses nude in men's magazines.

There's a nice photo of that tart on page 12, if you're interested in checking it out.

by Samantha Fox November 7, 2007

pamela anderson

an attractive woman who was the number one cure for male impotence throughout the 1990s.

Pamela Anderson is better than Viagra!

by Samantha Fox November 10, 2007

jenna jameson

better known as the Queen of Porn, Jenna Jameson is a blonde pornstar responsible for much wasted sperm and long hours of unrepentant masturbatory folly. Jameson is also a skilled film director.

As soon as Jenna Jameson came onto the screen, I knew I'd never be able to resist. Six hours and much wasted tissue later, I picked my pants up off the floor and slunk shamefully out as my girlfriend glared accusingly at me and my sticky hands.

by Samantha Fox January 14, 2008