Samantha Fox's definitions

jenna jameson

better known as the Queen of Porn, Jenna Jameson is a blonde pornstar responsible for much wasted sperm and long hours of unrepentant masturbatory folly. Jameson is also a skilled film director.

As soon as Jenna Jameson came onto the screen, I knew I'd never be able to resist. Six hours and much wasted tissue later, I picked my pants up off the floor and slunk shamefully out as my girlfriend glared accusingly at me and my sticky hands.

by Samantha Fox January 14, 2008

hand job

also known as the lazy mans' wank. The process by which a woman masturbates a man to the point of climax and ejaculation.

I was tired of wanking myself off, so I asked the nurse to give me a hand job.

by Samantha Fox January 14, 2008

buffy the vampire slayer

Born Buffy Anne Summers in Los Angeles, California, Buffy is the descendant of a long line of vampire slayers that stretches back to at least the Dark Ages and probably much further. In 1997, she moved to the town of Sunnydale, California, the so-called Hellmouth. There she defended humanity from the evil schemes of The Master, Mayor Richard Wilkins III, Glory, The First Evil and Angelus. She is currently residing in Italy.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer would kick Dracula's butt any day.

by Samantha Fox January 11, 2008

tart

A professional slut who poses nude in men's magazines.

There's a nice photo of that tart on page 12, if you're interested in checking it out.

by Samantha Fox November 7, 2007

toss off

A highly elaborate form of masturbation involving pronounced forward movement of both arms.

Anyone planning to toss off is gonna need a lot of space to himself.

by Samantha Fox November 7, 2007

porn

Magazines, films or photographs of a sexually explicit nature used by men as an aid to masturbation. Pornography can be divided into 3 main categories:

1. Erotica - Mild materials stimulating only to failed wankers.
2. Softcore porn - photos of naked hot chicks popular among traditionalist wankers.
3. Hardcore porn - highly explicit content favoured by experienced wankers.

I was supposed to finish that report last night but I spent the whole time looking at porn and polishing my knob.

by Samantha Fox November 7, 2007

pamela anderson

an attractive woman who was the number one cure for male impotence throughout the 1990s.

Pamela Anderson is better than Viagra!

by Samantha Fox November 10, 2007