Sam is a Dick's definitions

sheeple

A word used by nutjobs to refer to anyone who doesn't buy into their crackpot theories

A: "9/11 was a government conspiracy, the buildings were brought down by dynamite"
B: "Can you prove it?"
A: "Shut up you don't get it you're a brainwashed sheeple just wait til the CIA and the Jews and the Freemasons get you!!"

by Sam is a Dick October 16, 2006

Macs or PC's

The stupidest argument in the history of stupid arguments, between two sides who both tell huge lies. Neither one can concede the fact that everything does everything, Macs do business projects equally well and PCs do creative projects equally well. Macs don't get viruses or worms (usually), PCs have more software written to them.

"Macs or PC's?"

"Why are you bothering me with asking? Go away I hate you I hate your mother too!"

by Sam is a Dick October 17, 2006

muff maiden

A lesbian, so called due to their desire to eat muff.

Don't waste your time with that girl, she's a total muff maiden.

by Sam is a Dick October 31, 2006

chavalry

1: A group of chavs, otherwise known as a crapfestation. Derives from cavalry.

2: When a chav wipes the crumbs off his face and runs a comb through his hair to impress some bird out of his league, but only so he can premature ejaculate on her and brag to his friends about how hard he gave it to her. Derives from chivalry.

Oh jeez who called out the fucking chavalry.

I know he told me I was so beautiful and stole me that diamond ring from that old lady, but I still say it was just an act of chavalry.

by Sam is a Dick October 29, 2006

curebie

Someone who believes that they can cure someone of that which is the essential core of their nature, rather than deal with the social difficulties and related problems.

In another generation the curebies would probably have wished to cure left-handedness.

by Sam is a Dick October 20, 2006

Imus

A massive bowel movement that talks like a crackwhore halway through a botched deep throat and is mentally inferior to my ball bag.

Oy burrito night was brutal, I gotta go take a massive Imus.

by Sam is a Dick March 25, 2007

jew camping

To take an expensive RV, with all the amenities, into the woods and spend the entire time inside the vehicle.

Jew #1: What's the difference between Jew camping and staying home?

Jew #2: What?

Jew #1: No, I was seriously asking you.

by Sam is a Dick October 14, 2006