Sam is a Dick's definitions

vampire

Something that doesn't exist.

If you say you're a vampire, you're just a fucking idiot.

Joey started calling himself Lord Thisangar and saying he was a vampire. I responded by crushing his windpipe and telling him that if he was really a vampire there's no way that could hurt him.

by Sam is a Dick October 6, 2007

Flogging Molly

Beating off, pounding the pud, firing off some knuckle children, rubbing one out, launching a solo album, rubbing Don Rickles' head for good luck, having a menage a un, tasering the gnome.

Back in high school I was really into flogging molly. What, that's the name of a band too?

by Sam is a Dick June 5, 2007

j00b

Someone who is somehow a n00b at being Jewish. A j00b may be uncircumcised, eat pork regularly, or have no strong religious beliefs.

Dude you left that penny on the ground, you are such a j00b!

by Sam is a Dick November 10, 2006

curebie

Someone who believes that they can cure someone of that which is the essential core of their nature, rather than deal with the social difficulties and related problems.

In another generation the curebies would probably have wished to cure left-handedness.

by Sam is a Dick October 20, 2006

muff maiden

A lesbian, so called due to their desire to eat muff.

Don't waste your time with that girl, she's a total muff maiden.

by Sam is a Dick October 31, 2006

sheeple

A word used by nutjobs to refer to anyone who doesn't buy into their crackpot theories

A: "9/11 was a government conspiracy, the buildings were brought down by dynamite"
B: "Can you prove it?"
A: "Shut up you don't get it you're a brainwashed sheeple just wait til the CIA and the Jews and the Freemasons get you!!"

by Sam is a Dick October 16, 2006

chavalry

1: A group of chavs, otherwise known as a crapfestation. Derives from cavalry.

2: When a chav wipes the crumbs off his face and runs a comb through his hair to impress some bird out of his league, but only so he can premature ejaculate on her and brag to his friends about how hard he gave it to her. Derives from chivalry.

Oh jeez who called out the fucking chavalry.

I know he told me I was so beautiful and stole me that diamond ring from that old lady, but I still say it was just an act of chavalry.

by Sam is a Dick October 29, 2006