Manbearpig

When you can't actually argue with someone based on facts so you just make fun of them instead.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone are too stupid to actually argue global warming based on science, so they decided to manbearpig Al Gore.

by Sam is a Dick March 03, 2007

free tour

When a girl gives a guy a small amount of sexual gratification, but withholds the rest until he commits to a relationship.

Last night she gave me the free tour, but I'm definitely gonna subscribe.

by Sam is a Dick November 13, 2006

Wikipedia

It's like porn for autistics.

Man last night I went on Wikipedia and found so many facts I creamed my new jeans.

by Sam is a Dick December 25, 2006

WoWverdose

The result of playing too much WoW in a single sitting.

Symptoms include:

Eye strain
Pale comlexion
Cold clammy skin
Jitters
Weight loss or gain
Unwashed smell
Lack of any kind of social life

I had a WoWverdose over the weekend, I need to detox.

by Sam is a Dick October 10, 2007

chafer

An erection in briefs.

Dude I've gotta get boxers, your mom keeps giving me a chafer.

by Sam is a Dick October 29, 2006

run batted in

When you help your friend get laid.

Hey buddy thanks for hooking me up with Karen, you totally get a run batted in.

by Sam is a Dick May 15, 2007

Dhimmicrat

A term made up by right-wing liars to refer to anyone who doesn't want to put Muslims into extermination camps. See: most Americans.

We'd have already won the war on ragheads if the fucking Dhimmicrats didn't somehow think that it was "self evident" that "all men are created equal."

by Sam is a Dick November 02, 2006