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free tour

When a girl gives a guy a small amount of sexual gratification, but withholds the rest until he commits to a relationship.
Last night she gave me the free tour, but I'm definitely gonna subscribe.
by Sam is a Dick November 13, 2006
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Macs or PC's

The stupidest argument in the history of stupid arguments, between two sides who both tell huge lies. Neither one can concede the fact that everything does everything, Macs do business projects equally well and PCs do creative projects equally well. Macs don't get viruses or worms (usually), PCs have more software written to them.
"Macs or PC's?"

"Why are you bothering me with asking? Go away I hate you I hate your mother too!"
by Sam is a Dick October 17, 2006
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Bass player

Typically the one in the band with the biggest penis.
I went home with the lead singer last night and was totally unsatisfied. Tonight I'm fucking the bass player.
by Sam is a Dick April 2, 2007
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designated hippie

The at least one hippie in every undergraduate classroom, who spends all their time in that class talking hippie shit and being generally arrogant. Ironically they usually become Republicans after graduating.

Sometimes shortened as D.H., a reference to the designated hitter rule in baseball.
Oh geez did you hear what the fucking designated hippie said in class today? Worst thing is it had nothing to do with what was going on in class.
by Sam is a Dick October 13, 2006
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bling

Proof that wealth can't buy class.
I gotta get into the fake jewelry business, all the retards buying bling I'll never go broke.
by Sam is a Dick October 26, 2006
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muff maiden

A lesbian, so called due to their desire to eat muff.
Don't waste your time with that girl, she's a total muff maiden.
by Sam is a Dick October 31, 2006
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curebie

Someone who believes that they can cure someone of that which is the essential core of their nature, rather than deal with the social difficulties and related problems.
In another generation the curebies would probably have wished to cure left-handedness.
by Sam is a Dick October 20, 2006
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