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Joey started calling himself Lord Thisangar and saying he was a vampire. I responded by crushing his windpipe and telling him that if he was really a vampire there's no way that could hurt him.
by Sam is a Dick October 6, 2007
Get the vampire mug.Beating off, pounding the pud, firing off some knuckle children, rubbing one out, launching a solo album, rubbing Don Rickles' head for good luck, having a menage a un, tasering the gnome.
by Sam is a Dick June 5, 2007
Get the Flogging Molly mug.Typically a white person's one black friend, who they are so proud to know and tend to mention as though they won some kind of prize.
by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006
Get the trophy minority mug.Someone who is somehow a n00b at being Jewish. A j00b may be uncircumcised, eat pork regularly, or have no strong religious beliefs.
by Sam is a Dick November 10, 2006
Get the j00b mug.A party held by white high-school kids in the affluent suburbs where they listen to the latest rap CDs and try desperately to be black.
In this case whig is short for whigger.
In this case whig is short for whigger.
Two black guys showing up for fifteen minutes before leaving because it's lame does not change the fact that it's a whig party.
by Sam is a Dick October 30, 2006
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Get the toss the tuna salad mug.The stupidest argument in the history of stupid arguments, between two sides who both tell huge lies. Neither one can concede the fact that everything does everything, Macs do business projects equally well and PCs do creative projects equally well. Macs don't get viruses or worms (usually), PCs have more software written to them.
by Sam is a Dick October 17, 2006
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